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[Frostillicus]

I have different status of drunk, but I am currently maintaining the level where I search ebay for Bo Jackson rookie cards. This is one of my favorite levels of drunk and has resulted in quite the collection over the years

What could go wrong?

 

[Frostillicus]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

omg I love roadhouse

 

[Guster]

I'm currently watching Terriers and drinking bourbon, thanks Homer

 

[Guster]

I have different status of drunk, but I am currently maintaining the level where I search ebay for Bo Jackson rookie cards. This is one of my favorite levels of drunk and has resulted in quite the collection over the years

What could go wrong?

Very little IMO

 

[Frostillicus]

This one time I went to a garage sale with my dad and they were selling a Don Mattingly rookie for like $13 and he was like omg we bought it. Went home and loooked it up on Beckett and it was like $35. In the end it didn't work out so well but that was a pretty good day.

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

 

[Drifter]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

Loved Louisiana Lighting as a kid. Guidry->RIghetti->Gossage has no equal in baseball history.

 

[Frostillicus]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

Loved Louisiana Lighting as a kid. Guidry->RIghetti->Gossage has no equal in baseball history.

My dad could have been Guidry if he hadn't blown out his knee playing pick up hoops for fun. The surgery wasn't that sophisticated back then and the money wasn't good enough at the time. That's what he tells me. All the time.

 

[Drifter]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

Loved Louisiana Lighting as a kid. Guidry->RIghetti->Gossage has no equal in baseball history.

My dad could have been Guidry if he hadn't blown out his knee playing pick up hoops for fun. The surgery wasn't that sophisticated back then and the money wasn't good enough at the time. That's what he tells me. All the time.

Is he a lefty? If not, slap him with your left and tell him to get a grip

 

[Drifter]

I can read!

Lefty

 

[Drifter]

4.0 in the minors isn't exactly setting the world on fire. Better than me, but he's not filling out the rotation between Guidry, Tommy John, Phil Neikro and Catfish

 

[Guster]

My dad's two favorite guys were Mattingly and Ron Guidry. He's always loved the Yankees. Probably because they drafted him and stuff.

Woah. That's cool, even if it's the Yankees.

 

[Frostillicus]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

 

[Frostillicus]

He also used to tell me he could have been a center fielder if not a pitcher. Then I point to his career .212 average. Also does not enjoy.

 

[Guster]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

I assume he's disappointed that you weren't able to live up to the legacy he wishes he could have achieved?

 

[Frostillicus]

So I guess baseball reference destroyed the legend of my dad for me. thanks internet.

 

[Frostillicus]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

I assume he's disappointed that you weren't able to live up to the legacy he wishes he could have achieved?

Captain of my high school team mother ####er.

yes.

 

[Guster]

This is the greatest sports card in the history of mankind, right?

 

[Guster]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

I assume he's disappointed that you weren't able to live up to the legacy he wishes he could have achieved?

Captain of my high school team mother ####er.

yes.

I went to baseball camp in the summer for a couple years. I was the best Power hitter in my age group... Then I started facing guys that attempted to throw breaking balls that ended up hitting me a couple too many times and became a huge #### bag, sucked ### and fizzled out

 

[Guster]

I also had to play a season of baseball wearing a football helmet, per doctor's orders

 

[cosjobs]

I have different status of drunk, but I am currently maintaining the level where I search ebay for Bo Jackson rookie cards. This is one of my favorite levels of drunk and has resulted in quite the collection over the years

Kind of like Krista does with estates and small countries?

 

[Guster]

Does ebay do real estate? I know their business model is moving from auctions to marketplace, so that would be cool. Now I just have to find a away to make Krista

 

[Drifter]

How's the arm frosty? My death as a player is that I can throw through a donut but at 15 mph.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Or a green light for butt sex.

Just makin' some room honey.

 

[cosjobs]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

You described her to a T... I've lived a bit more conservative life

Congrats on your imminent proposal and eventual deflowering to/by Drifter.

 

[Drifter]

I deflowered Guster years ago.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I probably would have taken the drugs and then used them to pick up a girl(s) with low standards and a very vague sense of morality.

Like a stripper?

 

[strykerpks]

Guster. Any relationship not built on I'm a farting, gambling, drinking, occasionally blow doing, porn watching, derogatory, make fun of your friends, make fun of you, occasionally I get blind drunk, Roadhouse is awesome, and so is Alien, and so is Godfather, and sometimes I listen to the Beasties really loud, and that thousand dollar bet was a sure thing and I love the Pogues and did I mention I've done a 9 foot bong and if I found coke in a bar I'd put it in my pocket and drag all my married friends down to hell with me is destined to fail

:boner:

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

2.5 was pretty good for the late 60's. You're a bad son.

 

[cosjobs]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

I assume he's disappointed that you weren't able to live up to the legacy he wishes he could have achieved?

Captain of my high school team mother ####er.

yes.

That's almost like getting drafted by the Yankees

 

[Frostillicus]

My cousin got drafted by the Cubs too and did a stint with the St. Paul Saints. Also won the batting title in the SEC. He was terrible.

 

[Frostillicus]

Yes I'm a terrible disappointment.

 

[Frostillicus]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

2.5 was pretty good for the late 60's. You're a bad son.

It's only when he's cocking off about his latest 300 game (he has 7 now). Gotta put him in his place.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I sometimes like to be all like dude your walk to k ratio was terrible. He does not enjoy this.

2.5 was pretty good for the late 60's. You're a bad son.

It's only when he's cocking off about his latest 300 game (he has 7 now). Gotta put him in his place.

Language filter still applies on Friday nights you know.

 

[Frostillicus]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

 

[strykerpks]

I have a lifetime WAR of 1

 

[cosjobs]

Yes I'm a terrible disappointment.

Maybe to your slave name masters.

You are beloved here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

There are no basements in California, stupid.

(Ok, maybe a few old ones. But none of the kick-###, holy #### we're not going to be able to go outside for six months so let's make this awesome variety)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I also see a lot of bull#### on facebook where other Californians are like "Sry for the bad weather losers, it's awesome here!!11!"

##### WE ARE GOING TO DIE OF A DROUGHT IN LIKE A YEAR STOP BRAGGING.

 

[BobbyLayne]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have it bad for Emily Oberg.

 

[Frostillicus]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

There are no basements in California, stupid.

(Ok, maybe a few old ones. But none of the kick-###, holy #### we're not going to be able to go outside for six months so let's make this awesome variety)

I admit my knowledge of california house achritecture is a weakness.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have a lifetime WAR of 1

Which I would have killed for to accumulate.

 

[Drifter]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

There are no basements in California, stupid.

(Ok, maybe a few old ones. But none of the kick-###, holy #### we're not going to be able to go outside for six months so let's make this awesome variety)

By basement I think he meant ###### - as in how is it living in your mom's cavernous, gaping, ######?

 

[BobbyLayne]

Huh. Drunk posting harder than I realized. Good talk.

 

[Drifter]

Drunk back to back nights.

Spoiler

last time that happened was 2006.

Spoiler

Reasonably sure this is helping my vertigo.

Pre-symphony dinner was awesome. Walked out and I was like 'ok if I get hit by bus waking across 6th Ave I'm fine with that." Damn that was good.

Had a date with an [age inappropriate] editor and had a few too many post-concert. She seemed to not appreciation my observations about the future of print media.



I'm such an idiot.

Called Chloe about two hours into my client dinner/binge drinking last night.

"Papa we're eating Chinese New Yeae dinner can you call me back."

NP [slam beer #7 & 8 call back half hour later]

"Papa I have a question."

Go ahead.

"Did you feed the fish?"

[####] Of course I did! [pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead pleasedon'tbedead]

Pretty sure the last time he ate was Saturday. It's her first pet.

When I got at midnight I flew across the apartment. Berry wake the #### up! Time to eat.

The African Blue Basil usually glides lazily around. I started throwing food in there and he was darting around from end to end.

Was the underappreciation of print, due to the fact that she had no conception of what it was or due to the fact that she belongs to the last vestige of the cult of the printed word publishing industry n new York and was dumbfounded that you might speculate that the non digitized printed word was dead?

 

[krista4]

This is the greatest sports card in the history of mankind, right?

Not clicking and will just assume it's an Oscar Gamble card.

 

[cstu]

In 1969, the league strikeout rate (per 9 IP) was 5.8, the league walk rate was 3.46. In 2014 it was 7.73 and 2.89, respectively.

How's it living in your mom's basement?

There are no basements in California, stupid.

(Ok, maybe a few old ones. But none of the kick-###, holy #### we're not going to be able to go outside for six months so let's make this awesome variety)

I admit my knowledge of california house achritecture is a weakness.

He's probably living in a bungalow.

 

[Limp Ditka]

This is the greatest sports card in the history of mankind, right?

Not clicking and will just assume it's an Oscar Gamble card.

The only acceptable answer

Billy