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Please identify all issues with the following facebook posting. Extra credit if you find more than four!Teddy Lee Cox People are like lemons, you can squeez 'em but they're still sour!....hope you have a great nite and hope your staying COOL!!!! NITE NITE8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike * * Teddy Lee Cox likes this
1. The quote makes no sense. It's just stupid.2. "nite"3. "your" instead of "you're"4. Abuse of caps lock x 35. He liked his own post.6. Teddy Lee Cox is a terrible name.
 
AHA! So you're saying the idea of having relations with your own MIL does NOT make you want to kill yourself. :unsure:
Oh, swinging with my in-laws? I thought you meant with another couple somewhere else.An interesting thought, but I think they've both powered down the sexual organs for the rest of their life.
Remember how when you were a kid you thought your parents didn't know anything and were total squares with no life?Remember how, now that you have a kid, you kind of realize they aren't that much different from you?When you're there age and still want to bang out Mrs. Celph, you'll remember this, and that's when you'll remember the muffled bump you heard, and the sigh you thought was a yawn, and how the guest room bed seemed to creek a little too often and you figured they couldn't get comfortable, and how they both used the bathroom, not long after.
My FIL is 78 years old.
Hugh Hefner is 84 and I heard on the radio the other day he still has sex twice a week.
 
Please identify all issues with the following facebook posting. Extra credit if you find more than four!Teddy Lee Cox People are like lemons, you can squeez 'em but they're still sour!....hope you have a great nite and hope your staying COOL!!!! NITE NITE8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike * * Teddy Lee Cox likes this
1) He's openly identifying himself as a serial killer by using his middle name.2) Squeez3) Using 'em instead of them4) No comma after the aforementioned 'em5) Ellipsis immediately following the exclamation point6) Ellipsis has too many dots7) The first word in the second sentence is not capitalized8) Nite instead of night9) Failure to place a comma after the aforementioned nite10) Your instead of you're11) Unnecessary capitalization of COOL12) Use of the word cool by a guy named Teddy Lee Cox13) Way too many exclamation points14) Unnecessary capitalization of NITE NITE15) Any human being saying NITE NITE to a group of adults16) The possibility that the dude who suggests that he wants to squeeze the reader like a lemon is not actually talking to adults, but to children17) Lack of punctuation after the aforementioned NITE NITE18) The implication that he hugs people who don't like him19) The idea that he liked his own post20) The idea that anybody liked his post
 
Please identify all issues with the following facebook posting. Extra credit if you find more than four!Teddy Lee Cox People are like lemons, you can squeez 'em but they're still sour!....hope you have a great nite and hope your staying COOL!!!! NITE NITE8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike * * Teddy Lee Cox likes this
1) He's openly identifying himself as a serial killer by using his middle name.2) Squeez3) Using 'em instead of them4) No comma after the aforementioned 'em5) Ellipsis immediately following the exclamation point6) Ellipsis has too many dots7) The first word in the second sentence is not capitalized8) Nite instead of night9) Failure to place a comma after the aforementioned nite10) Your instead of you're11) Unnecessary capitalization of COOL12) Use of the word cool by a guy named Teddy Lee Cox13) Way too many exclamation points14) Unnecessary capitalization of NITE NITE15) Any human being saying NITE NITE to a group of adults16) The possibility that the dude who suggests that he wants to squeeze the reader like a lemon is not actually talking to adults, but to children17) Lack of punctuation after the aforementioned NITE NITE18) The implication that he hugs people who don't like him19) The idea that he liked his own post20) The idea that anybody liked his post
:unsure: :lmao: And I thought McJose nailed it. :lmao: :lmao:The "liking your own post" schtick is bothering me a lot with several "friends" these days. That and the "your" particular stood out for me.But this... :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Please identify all issues with the following facebook posting. Extra credit if you find more than four!Teddy Lee Cox People are like lemons, you can squeez 'em but they're still sour!....hope you have a great nite and hope your staying COOL!!!! NITE NITE8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike * * Teddy Lee Cox likes this
1) He's openly identifying himself as a serial killer by using his middle name.2) Squeez3) Using 'em instead of them4) No comma after the aforementioned 'em5) Ellipsis immediately following the exclamation point6) Ellipsis has too many dots7) The first word in the second sentence is not capitalized8) Nite instead of night9) Failure to place a comma after the aforementioned nite10) Your instead of you're11) Unnecessary capitalization of COOL12) Use of the word cool by a guy named Teddy Lee Cox13) Way too many exclamation points14) Unnecessary capitalization of NITE NITE15) Any human being saying NITE NITE to a group of adults16) The possibility that the dude who suggests that he wants to squeeze the reader like a lemon is not actually talking to adults, but to children17) Lack of punctuation after the aforementioned NITE NITE18) The implication that he hugs people who don't like him19) The idea that he liked his own post20) The idea that anybody liked his post
:lmao: :lmao: And I thought McJose nailed it. :lmao: :lmao:
:unsure: Fred went above and beyond.
 
Live verdict? Regine = sexy as ####
Hello Exactly!Question: My wife and I are going out for date night on Saturday, her parents are watching the baby and staying over so we can stay out late. The downside of this is that they'll be staying in the guestroom, adjacent to our room, eliminating any chance for coitus that night.Any ideas on where we could bang, somewhere that's private and not gross? Also not sure if I want to shell out $80-100 for a hotel room for 15 minutes. :lmao:
HikeParking garageYour officeHer officeHotel lobby bathroom Library archive roomA's game
 
I'm a fan of the liking your own post shtick, but I find that I only do it with FBGs. Might be lost on my RL friends.

I told Ahrn about this a few weeks ago, but I found a real life Studs on FB in female form. I was minutes from posting her profile here the other day, and thankfully checked it one last time before doing so. She had recently uploaded some old pictures of her from the Special Olympics (she's considered "special needs").

Now I feel like an ###. :thumbup:

 
When we had a small car we did it at the park, the lake, the bike trail. Now with a van basically anywhere. Throw a blanket in the car if you're shy.

 
I'm a fan of the liking your own post shtick, but I find that I only do it with FBGs. Might be lost on my RL friends.

I told Ahrn about this a few weeks ago, but I found a real life Studs on FB in female form. I was minutes from posting her profile here the other day, and thankfully checked it one last time before doing so. She had recently uploaded some old pictures of her from the Special Olympics (she's considered "special needs").

Now I feel like an ###. :football:
Whasts wrong with being an ###?eta - the man I care for with Down Syndrome looks just like the Six Flags guy with the tux. I was going to get him a tux and red tie for Halloween and make him the center of my party. Is this wrong? I need to teach him to dance.

 
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Live verdict? Regine = sexy as ####
Hello Exactly!Question: My wife and I are going out for date night on Saturday, her parents are watching the baby and staying over so we can stay out late. The downside of this is that they'll be staying in the guestroom, adjacent to our room, eliminating any chance for coitus that night.Any ideas on where we could bang, somewhere that's private and not gross? Also not sure if I want to shell out $80-100 for a hotel room for 15 minutes. :football:
HikeParking garageYour officeHer officeHotel lobby bathroom Library archive roomA's game
I always like the 17th green. Doesn't matter which course, trust me.
 
Live verdict? Regine = sexy as ####
Hello Exactly!Question: My wife and I are going out for date night on Saturday, her parents are watching the baby and staying over so we can stay out late. The downside of this is that they'll be staying in the guestroom, adjacent to our room, eliminating any chance for coitus that night.

Any ideas on where we could bang, somewhere that's private and not gross? Also not sure if I want to shell out $80-100 for a hotel room for 15 minutes. :shrug:
1. Back row of a movie theatre. Find a movie that sucks or is a few weeks old now so you won't have many people there. Have her wear a dress/skirt with no panties or at the very least, a thong that can be moved easily.2. Night time picnic. You might not want to actually eat a meal outside at night, but knocking boots under the moonlight in the woods could be romantic for chicks. Watch for raccoons.

3. Gas station bathroom. Yes, it's nasty and you might catch a rash, but it should be a fun experience. Race to see who can release first. Make sure you carve something cool in the wall when you're done.

 
YSR said:
I told Ahrn about this a few weeks ago, but I found a real life Studs on FB in female form. I was minutes from posting her profile here the other day, and thankfully checked it one last time before doing so. She had recently uploaded some old pictures of her from the Special Olympics (she's considered "special needs").Now I feel like an ###. :shrug:
A bar I go to has a fake men's room door on the wall opposite the actual bathrooms. It was always fun watching people trying to figure out how to get it open, until the day I walked by and saw Corky Thatcher struggling with it.
 
Early_10 said:
When we had a small car we did it at the park, the lake, the bike trail. Now with a van basically anywhere. Throw a blanket in the car if you're shy.
:rolleyes:Christened this girl's car a few weeks ago, about a half block off the main strip (a quickie before we caught up with the rest of her friends). There was this old lady that just stopped and watched for a couple of minutes. I couldn't tell if she was fascinated or mortified.
 
YSR said:
I'm a fan of the liking your own post shtick, but I find that I only do it with FBGs. Might be lost on my RL friends.I told Ahrn about this a few weeks ago, but I found a real life Studs on FB in female form. I was minutes from posting her profile here the other day, and thankfully checked it one last time before doing so. She had recently uploaded some old pictures of her from the Special Olympics (she's considered "special needs").Now I feel like an ###. :)
:rolleyes: :lmao:
 
bostonfred said:
krista4 said:
Please identify all issues with the following facebook posting. Extra credit if you find more than four!Teddy Lee Cox People are like lemons, you can squeez 'em but they're still sour!....hope you have a great nite and hope your staying COOL!!!! NITE NITE8 minutes ago · Comment · LikeUnlike * * Teddy Lee Cox likes this
1) He's openly identifying himself as a serial killer by using his middle name.2) Squeez3) Using 'em instead of them4) No comma after the aforementioned 'em5) Ellipsis immediately following the exclamation point6) Ellipsis has too many dots7) The first word in the second sentence is not capitalized8) Nite instead of night9) Failure to place a comma after the aforementioned nite10) Your instead of you're11) Unnecessary capitalization of COOL12) Use of the word cool by a guy named Teddy Lee Cox13) Way too many exclamation points14) Unnecessary capitalization of NITE NITE15) Any human being saying NITE NITE to a group of adults16) The possibility that the dude who suggests that he wants to squeeze the reader like a lemon is not actually talking to adults, but to children17) Lack of punctuation after the aforementioned NITE NITE18) The implication that he hugs people who don't like him19) The idea that he liked his own post20) The idea that anybody liked his post
:hifive:
 
Does anyone know anything about fountains? As in, those that one might put in a front yard in Florida?

I have this one in front of the house I just bought and want it gone. I have no idea how much it's worth though.

 
Exit 1 said:
3. Gas station bathroom. Yes, it's nasty and you might catch a rash, but it should be a fun experience. Race to see who can release first. Make sure you carve something cool in the wall when you're done.
:goodposting: :X :X
 
JZilla said:
Jaysus said:
JZilla said:
Wondering if the Ninja ever even got put together
I hate cliffhangers like that.
typical Hollywood shenanigans
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Looks like that thing has some power behind it.Is it too small though? Or are there other containers that come with it?
Oh yeah, there's a much bigger container that looks like a typical blender, perfect for smoothies and margaritas. But there are THREE containers that are all the same size, with air-tight lids, so this thing doubles as Tupperware to boot. I made the pesto last night, took out the blades, put the lid on and stuck it in the fridge for an hour before taking it to my parents house for dinner. Huge fan of this Ninja. Told the wife about it last night when she got home from Seattle. She was so enthused by my excitement that we are going to return the Cuisanart blender we got for our wedding. This thing is completely and totally badazzzzz. :football:

 
:ninja:s rock. Made a smoothie for lunch today: grapes, 2 bananas, 2 strawberries, ice (Grape Ape, no racist).

Also works well with smoothies of the :mexican: variety.

I made a pico salsa the other day and the food processor similar in size to the one you used did well. I'm a big fan. I'm considering taking back the smaller food processor I bought about a week earlier and used once. Is that wrong? :confused: Maybe I'll just give it to someone.

 
can somebody explain to me why a ninja is better than a normal blender?
:goodposting:It's $35 at Walmart, although GM seems to have gotten a bigger version than the one I got with 1 motor, 1 blender, and 1 food processor.The lid seals very tightly, so as it pulses, you don't get spillage.2 sets of blades (4 total edges), one on top of the other. Creates a better "wave" action which moves everything around better than most regular blenders and food processors.Blender has a pour spout. I've made a pitcher of margaritas, poured one, left the whole thing together, placed in the freezer, and returned later to swirl everything around and get the 2nd one which was just as nice.
 
can somebody explain to me why a ninja is better than a normal blender?
Not a Ninja owner, nor have I ever used one. However, it makes take much speculation to figure you the appeal. It's called "Ninja", makes noise, and is shaped like a penis. It helps men with "shortcomings" forget those for a moment while they are in the kitchen.
:thumbup: Did you copy/paste that from a Nigeria scam email?
 
Is it cheap / plasticy? Would I strip the gears or run the motor out crushing ice?

What would I be able to get for about a $100 for a food processor / blender, and would it be that much better than this newfangled contraprtion?

 

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