GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[Thorn]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

I think my question still stands though - she's using shampoo there?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

Oh, for god's sake. I really with you hadn't clarified that. It was gross when I thought it was the other, but that is much, much worse.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

I read it as *wats the whole time.

You people are too naive.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I picked up Sunday nights bartending at my buddy's joint. Very slow this time of year, but I make a little extra cash and have a few beers...a very worthwhile endeavor IMO. I wasn't expecting much in the way of adventure, but you guys aren't going to believe the complete and total nutcase I hooked up with last night.

As soon as #### slows down here at the office, I will elaborate.

 

[JZilla]

Good think Truck's MIL is a totally smokin hot cougar

 

[Ned]

MIL and one of her good friends were over today. We had dinner, and I was cleaning up dishes and walked back into the dining room, to hear my MIL say, in regards to a shampoo that she'd used, that it "made her t*** tingle" upon contact.

I literally turned on heel and walked right out. :X :X :X

You MIL brings her friends to your house? WTF?

1) She's one of her friends from the 70's, but a family friend of ours. We would stay at her place in NYC pretty frequently when we lived back east. She's fairly eccentric, but a nice person.2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Disco Stu]

I read it as *wats the whole time.

You people are too naive.

Plural?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

I picked up Sunday nights bartending at my buddy's joint. Very slow this time of year, but I make a little extra cash and have a few beers...a very worthwhile endeavor IMO. I wasn't expecting much in the way of adventure, but you guys aren't going to believe the complete and total nutcase I hooked up with last night.As soon as #### slows down here at the office, I will elaborate.

DIH

 

[KGB]

I read it as *wats the whole time.

You people are too naive.

Plural?

back *wat

 

[Radical Larry]

I read it as *wats the whole time.You people are too naive.

Naive?

 

[Celph Titled]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

I think my question still stands though - she's using shampoo there?

From what I could glean from the context of the conversation, she was washing her hair and some shampoo just happened to make its way southward. The same friend of the MIL spent the night at our place last night. This morning she looks at our cat and says:"Have you ever noticed that your cat has three #######s? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

 

[cosjobs]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

I think my question still stands though - she's using shampoo there?

From what I could glean from the context of the conversation, she was washing her hair and some shampoo just happened to make its way southward. The same friend of the MIL spent the night at our place last night. This morning she looks at our cat and says:"Have you ever noticed that your cat has three #######s? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"

wats?

 

[EYLive]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

I think my question still stands though - she's using shampoo there?

From what I could glean from the context of the conversation, she was washing her hair and some shampoo just happened to make its way southward.

Shampoo is gentler than soap, right? And Pantene ProV keeps hair strong.

 

[Celph Titled]

2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."

I think my question still stands though - she's using shampoo there?

From what I could glean from the context of the conversation, she was washing her hair and some shampoo just happened to make its way southward.

Shampoo is gentler than soap, right? And Pantene ProV keeps hair strong.

?

 

[KGB]

MIL and one of her good friends were over today. We had dinner, and I was cleaning up dishes and walked back into the dining room, to hear my MIL say, in regards to a shampoo that she'd used, that it "made her t*** tingle" upon contact.I literally turned on heel and walked right out. :X :X :X

You MIL brings her friends to your house? WTF?

1) She's one of her friends from the 70's, but a family friend of ours. We would stay at her place in NYC pretty frequently when we lived back east. She's fairly eccentric, but a nice person.2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."3) YSR> It's Trader joe's Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo.

I wonder if it tingles for a man?

 

[Uwe Blab]

I picked up Sunday nights bartending at my buddy's joint. Very slow this time of year, but I make a little extra cash and have a few beers...a very worthwhile endeavor IMO. I wasn't expecting much in the way of adventure, but you guys aren't going to believe the complete and total nutcase I hooked up with last night.As soon as #### slows down here at the office, I will elaborate.

 

[bostonfred]

I like teatree shampoo

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

 

[General Malaise]

GM > :hi:

Hey GB JoeT! Great to see you. How's fatherhood treating you?

I wonder if Melly will pick you as a golf partner again?

Melly hates me.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

GM > :hi:

Hey GB JoeT! Great to see you. How's fatherhood treating you?

I wonder if Melly will pick you as a golf partner again?

Melly hates me.

I assume he hate everyone as he's disappeared completely.

 

[bostonfred]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

This is like when Smoo insisted that Dawn and Don were homophones.

 

[Mr.Pack]

let's try to keep the bleach talk to wholesome things like laundry.

Can I use it to clean the drain in the sink?

Actually I just learned in the "Swimming Pool" thread, that Bleach is a great way to save money over buying Chlorine.Now if i get that pool I want..........

 

[Running with scissors]

Raging alcoholic indeed. Just because I drank from 10 AM to 11 PM on Friday and from 10 AM to 9 PM yesterday does not mean that I'm a drunk. Frankly I'm offended by these insinuations and if I wasn't going out drinking and watching chuckwagon races tonight, then I'd find time to lambaste the lot of you.

Instead, you'll have to wait for pictures of the early 30s MILF and other wimmens that got their Stampede whore on... likely until tomorrow morning, unless I'm too hung over.

 

[Mr.Pack]

MIL and one of her good friends were over today. We had dinner, and I was cleaning up dishes and walked back into the dining room, to hear my MIL say, in regards to a shampoo that she'd used, that it "made her t*** tingle" upon contact.I literally turned on heel and walked right out. :X :X :X

You MIL brings her friends to your house? WTF?

1) She's one of her friends from the 70's, but a family friend of ours. We would stay at her place in NYC pretty frequently when we lived back east. She's fairly eccentric, but a nice person.2) To clarify, t### rhymes with "thought", not "bits."3) YSR> It's Trader joe's Tea Tree Tingle Shampoo.

I wonder if it tingles for a man?

Back down fellas, Rude already warned us.........

 

[Kendall]

Raging alcoholic indeed. Just because I drank from 10 AM to 11 PM on Friday and from 10 AM to 9 PM yesterday does not mean that I'm a drunk. Frankly I'm offended by these insinuations and if I wasn't going out drinking and watching chuckwagon races tonight, then I'd find time to lambaste the lot of you.Instead, you'll have to wait for pictures of the early 30s MILF and other wimmens that got their Stampede whore on... likely until tomorrow morning, unless I'm too hung over.

 

[Thorn]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

This is like when Smoo insisted that Dawn and Don were homophones.

They are, unless you live on lawn guylend.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

This is like when Smoo insisted that Dawn and Don were homophones.

They are, unless you live on lawn guylend.

Hmm, the thread appears to have been purged, but I think there was a poll and the majority agreed that Don and Dawn were not pronounced the same. To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

 

[zander_s]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

This is like when Smoo insisted that Dawn and Don were homophones.

They are, unless you live on lawn guylend.

Hmm, the thread appears to have been purged, but I think there was a poll and the majority agreed that Don and Dawn were not pronounced the same. To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

 

[videoguy505]

Thought and swat don't really rhyme exactly. I had trouble cracking the code.

Yes, they do.

This is like when Smoo insisted that Dawn and Don were homophones.

They are, unless you live on lawn guylend.

Hmm, the thread appears to have been purged, but I think there was a poll and the majority agreed that Don and Dawn were not pronounced the same. To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

They don't rhyme. Thought rhymes with ought, fought, taut... "swat" isn't listed in the rhyming dictionary.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

 

[Sideshow Bob]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

This is how I imagine Dr. Seuss and Eminem would interact on a message board.

 

[FatMax]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

aw and ah sound the same to me. Hot rhymes with taut and caught.

 

[General Malaise]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

This is how I imagine Dr. Seuss and Eminem would interact on a message board.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

aw and ah sound the same to me. Hot rhymes with taut and caught.

That's unfortunate.

 

[That Little Voice]

Come on HJS tell us the manner in which you made teh juice.

 

[FatMax]

aw and ah sound the same to me. Hot rhymes with taut and caught.

That's unfortunate.

cot and caught. They're pronounced the same way. I wouldn't call it unfortunate though. Its just the way it is.

 

[EYLive]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

aw and ah sound the same to me. Hot rhymes with taut and caught.

There's a biiiig difference between the gf moaning "AAAAHHHHH" and her groaning "AAAAAWWWW..."

 

[Disco Stu]

Come on HJS tell us the manner in which you made teh juice.

And interrupt linguistics talk?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

cot and caught. They're pronounced the same way.

No they're naught.

 

[FatMax]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

aw and ah sound the same to me. Hot rhymes with taut and caught.

There's a biiiig difference between the gf moaning "AAAAHHHHH" and her groaning "AAAAAWWWW..."

Sure, but if you use fatguy's criteria above, pot would rhyme with cat.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Sure, but if you use fatguy's criteria above, pot would rhyme with cat.

No. There are more than two vowel sounds.

 

[FatMax]

Sure, but if you use fatguy's criteria above, pot would rhyme with cat.

No. There are more than two vowel sounds.

I'm going to need a phone call to clarify. I'll call you if you PM me your number.

 

[Kendall]

to all of this.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

To me, thought and swat aren't even close.

How do YOU pronounce them??

Thought has an "aw" sound. It rhymes with words like "taut" or "caught."Swat has an "ah" sound. It rhymes with words like "pot" or "hot."

This is how I imagine Dr. Seuss and Eminem would interact on a message board.

Hop on pop? ##### climb on top

And let me teach you something only Alias coulda taught

To that boyfriend you thought

Was clean, but found out he's not

And now you gotta get a shot

For the VD that you caught.

Oh the places you'll go, #####.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Sure, but if you use fatguy's criteria above, pot would rhyme with cat.

No. There are more than two vowel sounds.

I'm going to need a phone call to clarify. I'll call you if you PM me your number.

I'll PM you my number if you want, but it seems more helpful to just post pronunciation links so everyone can listen. These are links to downloads of wav files pronouncing the two words.Cot

caught

 

[zander_s]

Hop on pop? ##### climb on topAnd let me teach you something only Alias coulda taughtTo that boyfriend you thoughtWas clean, but found out he's notAnd now you gotta get a shotFor the VD that you caught.Oh the places you'll go, #####.

 

[Kendall]

Hop on pop? ##### climb on topAnd let me teach you something only Alias coulda taughtTo that boyfriend you thoughtWas clean, but found out he's notAnd now you gotta get a shotFor the VD that you caught.Oh the places you'll go, #####.

 

[Kendall]

I get where fatguy is coming from, but in my opinion in everday conversational speech, the rate of speech speeds up where the two are indishtingushable.

 

[FatMax]

I get where fatguy is coming from, but in my opinion in everday conversational speech, the rate of speech speeds up where the two are indishtingushable.

Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. I'm having a hard time finding examples to back of my claim. All of them have subtle differences.