GM's thread about nothing (9 Viewers)

[YSR]

This thread is starting to make me sad.

 

[boom king]

This thread is starting to make me sad.

we need more honeymoon planning

 

[Sheriff66]

She could have told me that she was going to turn into a werewolf in about 3 minutes, and my wang would have just said, "F##k it, I only need 2!"So if you look at it that way, I really had no choice in the matter.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

We're going out later.

 

[guru_007]

huge mfing

 

[That Little Voice]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

of her teef.

 

[bostonfred]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

you'll make a great stepdad.

 

[cosjobs]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

you'll make a great stepdad.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

Former drug addict with 3 kids? Quadruple wrap that ####

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

Former drug addict with 3 kids? Quadruple wrap that ####

I truly have no idea if a single thing she's said to me is true. She could turn out to be a Korean businessman in town to close a real estate deal and I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

Former drug addict with 3 kids? Quadruple wrap that ####

I truly have no idea if a single thing she's said to me is true. She could turn out to be a Korean businessman in town to close a real estate deal and I wouldn't be surprised.

Yeah, I can see why she'd lie about that stuff to make her seem more desirable to you

 

[Disco Stu]

Team Footballguys is picking up speed in the Bad Decisions Relay Race as the baton is handed off to Homer J Simpson!

Thanks for making my penis feel better about its decision making abilities GB.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

Olive Garden?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

what does 'oklahoma flavored' mean? gaps or dip stained or other?

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. With a whole lotta crooked thrown in.

Is she a racist? You may have gotten a hummer from Woz's girlfriend.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

Olive Garden?

Nah, I wasn't planning on going real fancy.

 

[Exit 1]

Hey Homer, .

 

[Homer J Simpson]

what does 'oklahoma flavored' mean? gaps or dip stained or other?

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. With a whole lotta crooked thrown in.

Is she a racist? You may have gotten a hummer from Woz's girlfriend.

Never really came up, but I would be downright shocked if she wasn't a hardcore Prussian Blue fan.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Gotcha.

So when do you plan on seeing her again?

Be honest, please.

I'm guessing within 5-7 days hours.

Fixed

Bump

 

[Shooter McGavin]

what does 'oklahoma flavored' mean? gaps or dip stained or other?

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. With a whole lotta crooked thrown in.

Is she a racist? You may have gotten a hummer from Woz's girlfriend.

Never really came up, but I would be downright shocked if she wasn't a hardcore Prussian Blue fan.

GET SOME!

 

[YSR]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

 

[Dexter Manley]

Holy crap, Destiney just called. We're going out later.

you'll make a great stepdad.

 

[Celph Titled]

Can you post from the bathtub full of ice later? TIA.

 

[YSR]

A FB search for Destiney in Oklahoma City yields 4 results. My guess is she's the 2nd one.

 

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Hey Homer, .

 

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A FB search for Destiney in Oklahoma City yields 4 results. My guess is she's the 2nd one.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

A FB search for Destiney in Oklahoma City yields 4 results. My guess is she's the 2nd one.

lol.I figured the 4th was a lock.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

lol perfect

 

[5Rings]

Larry sure has been wrong a lot lately.

I've never been more right. "Clerks" isn't that great."Call Me Al" or whatever is a crappy song."dawn" and "don" rhyme.

what does 'oklahoma flavored' mean? gaps or dip stained or other?

A little from Column A, a little from Column B. With a whole lotta crooked thrown in.

Is she a racist? You may have gotten a hummer from Woz's girlfriend.

HFS

 

[General Malaise]

She had told her cousin she was just visiting for a couple of weeks. She still has to convince him to let her live with him.

She's 23 and has three children that are staying with the dad's grandmother.

This is because she was a drug addict. Which she only did to get back at the kids' dad because he was a drug addict. This made perfect sense to her.

2 things:#1) I think it's a safe bet that she will be providing "favors" for the cousin when she can't help with rent money.

#2) The fact that her 3 kids have the same father completely floored me. I guess I shouldn't pre-judge a former drug dealer for a Mexican drug cartel who is now "doing music" and admits to being a drug addict to get even with her kids' father. She's good people in my book. Congrats on your new family.

Gadzooks is underrated funny.

 

[Disco Stu]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

 

[General Malaise]

Hello, exactly. Californians don't have some proto-human accent perfected while hanging around trash can fires on the street corner.

:(

 

[KGB]

Man, Im still drunk.

i bet desteneny kills you by date 3. btw

 

[zander_s]

Man, Im still drunk. i bet desteneny kills you by date 3. btw

No, but she will be expecting him to meet the kids by then!

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Man, Im still drunk. i bet desteneny kills you by date 3. btw

I'll bet she gets pregnant first. It'll be his until he can prove otherwise.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

A FB search for Destiney in Oklahoma City yields 4 results. My guess is she's the 2nd one.

It's awesome that the first three are all in high school or younger -- and the 4th doesn't exactly fit Homer's description of her -- though I wouldn't rule out her involvement with Mexican drug cartels.

 

[KGB]

Man, Im still drunk. i bet desteneny kills you by date 3. btw

I'll bet she gets pregnant first. It'll be his until he can prove otherwise.

Actually i bet he gets gigivitis on his #### hahaha im funny

 

[Mr.Pack]

Say "Don Ameche wasn't in 'Red Dawn'." If they sound different you're trying to make them sound different.

They sound different to me

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Jesus, I just talked to the wife of my GB in KC. My GB's friend dropped dead of a heart attack Sunday. He was 49. :(

Sorry to hear about that.Turning 49 this week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!Can I have your booze and any prescription or illegal drugs?

"dawn" and "don" rhyme.

Wrong

Shirley you can't be serious.

 

[Mr.Pack]

In what ####ing part of the universe do the following groups of words sound the same?dawn, yawn, fawn, spawn, lawn, pawn, brawnvs. don, John, non, upon

The part where they speak English.

You pronounce lawn the same as John? I seriously hope this is shtick.

Yes, and not shtick.Are you saying that Lon Chaney isn't pronounced the same as Lawn Chaney?

Gotta be shtick

 

[Mr. Pickles]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI". Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

 

[Radical Larry]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

:(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got home (Ya #### you Bob, not a drunk). I'm not going to put off masturbating for any amount of time in honor of shuke.

I drunks.

 

[Radical Larry]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

Actually I was up about 30 mins ago but I had to catch up on all the posts in the don/dawn abortion.

Disc golf themed bachelor party? I have no idea.

I would guess that it's like a regular golf themed bachelor party but with a lot more pot. Oh, and more unemployment. If you want to fit in say things like "well I worked last month but then we finished the contract" or "I'm not working right now but I have a $5000 re-pipe next month".

 

[Disco Stu]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

:(

Link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, time to lay down a ground rule for this thread.

NO MORE POSTING ABOUT LINGUISTICS, RHYMING, OR PRONUNCIATION.

Unless of course it's a joke like "Red Don" or "Dawn Corleone"...those are great.

That is all.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Holy crap, Destiney just called.

In so many ways...

:(

 

[Disco Stu]

A buddy from high school just invited me to his "disc golf themed bachelor party at a world class disc golf course near Ashland WI".

Radical Larry... little help here?

I don't think he's awake yet.

Actually I was up about 30 mins ago but I had to catch up on all the posts in the don/dawn abortion.

Disc golf themed bachelor party? I have no idea.

I would guess that it's like a regular golf themed bachelor party but with a lot more pot. Oh, and more unemployment. If you want to fit in say things like "well I worked last month but then we finished the contract" or "I'm not working right now but I have a $5000 re-pipe next month".

What's a world class disc golf course?