GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[YSR]

Interested in everyone's thoughts

You know what I love about questions like that? How many guys fall all over themselves making sure you know they're not gay by refusing to answer the question, and telling you that they refuse to answer the question.I picked Ryan and Scarlet, FYI.

Yeah, its pretty funny. We're on the internet and their homophobia still runs rampant.

Who is Ryan?I'm torn here. I can't stand Angie at all and think she's the most over-hyped person in the world. Scarlet kicks her butt in every aspect. But I really like me some Brad Pitt. I'd probably turn gay for him. So Ryan's got some major impressing to do on me before I cast my vote.

Just look at the first pic and you'll be swayed.

Let me help.

 

[Kendall]

No and no. He's a handsome man, but Brad smokes pot.

You need to rent Waiting.

I wouldn't be surprised if Ryan does too. And yes, Waiting is a must.

 

[Kendall]

But seriously boneable.

Does he shave his chest? I haven't voted yet.

No idea. From the picture YSR just posted I would say probably? Normally I'm not down with that, but he's an actor and sometimes that requires altering your body image.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

But seriously boneable.

Does he shave his chest? I haven't voted yet.

No idea. From the picture YSR just posted I would say probably? Normally I'm not down with that, but he's an actor and sometimes that requires altering your body image.

I just need to picture a chest to chest scenario. Helps me visualize.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Since my B-12 is low, I take an Ambien every night (B-12 regulates melatonin). Anyway, I remember getting up around 12:30ish/1:00ish to go tinkle and while tinkling I got a case of the hiccups. I vaguely remember going back to bed yet my hiccups persisted so I decided to get up as I did not want to disturb DaVinci. While up, I guess I decided to cook and clean - I made cinnamon rolls and the cream cheese frosting, sloppy joes, enchiladas, spanish rice and mild summer sausage with diced up summer vegetable (tomatoes, zucchini, yellow squash and onions) with pasta. Then I kind of remember I cleaned the kitchen, the kitchen floor, ran the dishwasher and decided to wash all the kitchen rugs (by the sink and the garage door). Weird night...

Mrs D: I've got a bottle full of ambien and my house is a pigsty. Holla.

Holy crap

 

[YSR]

But seriously boneable.

Does he shave his chest? I haven't voted yet.

No idea. From the picture YSR just posted I would say probably? Normally I'm not down with that, but he's an actor and sometimes that requires altering your body image.

Nope.

 

[UOFI_316]

Interested in everyone's thoughts

You know what I love about questions like that? How many guys fall all over themselves making sure you know they're not gay by refusing to answer the question, and telling you that they refuse to answer the question.I picked Ryan and Scarlet, FYI.

Yeah, its pretty funny. We're on the internet and their homophobia still runs rampant.

Who is Ryan?I'm torn here. I can't stand Angie at all and think she's the most over-hyped person in the world. Scarlet kicks her butt in every aspect. But I really like me some Brad Pitt. I'd probably turn gay for him. So Ryan's got some major impressing to do on me before I cast my vote.

Did you ever see Van Wilder or Just Friends? Several other movies too. Usually the smart-alecky funny guy.

Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place??

 

[guru_007]

can we stop gaying up this thread with Ryan Reynolds?

 

[Thorn]

YSR> please to show fiancee and report back:

http://crapatmyparentshouse.com/

TIA

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

can we stop gaying up this thread with Ryan Reynolds?

rhyme talk was way better.

 

[Josie Maran]

can we stop gaying up this thread with Ryan Reynolds?

What are you, a homo?

 

[guru_007]

can we stop gaying up this thread with Ryan Reynolds?

What are you, a homo?

That's beside the point

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Six miles? In a row?

I stopped halfway and finished the beer I poured in Eco-Friendly stainless steel 'water' container.

I'm not sure what to think here.

 

[Running with scissors]

can we stop gaying up this thread with Ryan Reynolds?

Bite your tongue pillow.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

 

[General Malaise]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Six miles? In a row?

I stopped halfway and finished the beer I poured in Eco-Friendly stainless steel 'water' container. But yeah, I've been doing something called exercise this year. I actually like it. Runner's highs are the best.

Crack is a helluva lot easier and lasts just as long.

 

[General Malaise]

Six miles? In a row?

I stopped halfway and finished the beer I poured in Eco-Friendly stainless steel 'water' container.

I'm not sure what to think here.

I met my buddy out for beers after work, got home at 5, found out my wife was going to play Bunko which meant we wouldn't be going to boot camp together and since it was a nice night, I opted for a long jog instead of solo boot camp and since I had sort of accumulated a mild buzz, I figured the worst that would happen would be to lose it after 3 miles. So I stroked halfway to my destination, stopped at a foot-bridge, gulped down my beer, burped and kept going.

 

[Early_10]

What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.

If he was bothering her that much she could have just told management. She didn't, right? She probably played it up to you as worse than it really was to see your reaction and then when you wanted to actually contact the guy she was worried might get busted. But yes there is something wrong with us.

It bothered her, especially when he asked my son how he knew her and my son told him not to worry about it and to get lost. gb kids

Mahalo lil mex!

 

[General Malaise]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

Jesus, I just looked up the results for this race...I finished 152nd out of 169 males 35-39.

 

[Early_10]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

Jesus, I just looked up the results for this race...I finished 152nd out of 169 males 35-39.

And 223 out of the girls! All seriousness though, good for you. You could use....yeah, just good for you!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.

Now let us never talk about this again.

 

[Early_10]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.Now let us never talk about this again.

Same time next year.

 

[Josie Maran]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

Jesus, I just looked up the results for this race...I finished 152nd out of 169 males 35-39.

there were 16 guys in worse shape than you, my friend. Now reward yourself with a beer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

"I also stopped and sniffed some glue about halfway."

 

[SofaKings]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.Now let us never talk about this again.

Solid work. Looks like you will be at the casino for 48hrs straight this weekend.

 

[jplvr]

What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.

If he was bothering her that much she could have just told management. She didn't, right? She probably played it up to you as worse than it really was to see your reaction and then when you wanted to actually contact the guy she was worried might get busted. But yes there is something wrong with us.

It bothered her, especially when he asked my son how he knew her and my son told him not to worry about it and to get lost. gb kids

Mahalo lil mex!

@ you thinking Mex actually speaks Mexican.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"I also stopped and sniffed some glue about halfway."

Might as well.

 

[Running with scissors]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.

Now let us never talk about this again.

Next year just give her
.

 

[jmp]

Perfect man?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.Now let us never talk about this again.

Solid work. Looks like you will be at the casino for 48hrs straight this weekend.

Vacation at the lake all week.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had an epiphany last night as I spied a picture of Mrs. SLB's mom (deceased) and her father (not doing well) on one of the bookshelves in a crappy frame. So I dropped $300 on a couple of crystal frames. I must be nuts but I'm safe.



Now let us never talk about this again.

Next year just give her

 

[Early_10]

What the hell is wrong with women? The wife was pissed that this guy was so persistent and gave her his number but she is even madder at me because I sent him an email calling him a ##### bag. Maybe I should have hoped that she went home with him instead of coming home to me. :headache: Her argument is that she knows that I've gone to strip clubs while gone on trips and she doesn't get pissed. I told her this is completely different as I have to pay money to get their #### jammed in my face. Plus strippers are not exactly "engineers" as they believe the proper way to greet mexicans is by saying ALOHA.

If he was bothering her that much she could have just told management. She didn't, right? She probably played it up to you as worse than it really was to see your reaction and then when you wanted to actually contact the guy she was worried might get busted. But yes there is something wrong with us.

It bothered her, especially when he asked my son how he knew her and my son told him not to worry about it and to get lost. gb kids

Mahalo lil mex!

@ you thinking Mex actually speaks Mexican.

You're stripper smart!

 

[Running with scissors]

Holy #### am I angry right now, even if it is my fault.

I ordered a WDTV Live, HDMI cable, wireless adapter for the WD box and another TB external HD from Dell online (see above). I get a notice that it's shipped with a ref #. Cool. I'm kind of excited to get everything set up and see if it's enough for me to dump my cable. Not eedance: excited, but nonetheless. I get to the Purolator depot that's two blocks away from my condo, because of course, they try to deliver while I'm inconveniently at work. No biggie. First thing I think is "That's a rather small box for all that electronics." Well it was, because they delivered the very important wireless adapter first. The next day I get a call with a new tracking number.

I go in.

The HDMI cable has arrived.

I receive no further calls, but since it was around the weekend and during the one week where everybody and I mean everybody in this city is drinking their faces off I think no more of it until the next Monday. Doing nothing but getting obliterated and then spending the rest of the next day trying to stop my brain from leaking out my ear until I can start drinking again consumes a few days.

Finally about Wednesday, neurons start firing again and I think that it's very odd the other pieces (the functional ones for those that are keeping track) haven't arrived. Call Purolator... not particularly helpful, but the girl I talked to sounded Homerific, so I'm still in a good mood. Then Dell... hold... transfered to India where someone who's trying very hard to have a Midwest accent, but succeeding as well as Woz does in sounding confident and charismatic takes my order number... and then transfers me back to Canada.

They give me the tracking number for the last shipment. Back to Purolator's website, to find out that it had been shipped back to ####### Dell that morning. I blink a few times and call Dell back. This time at least I have a direct line. The CSR says that she can have the new shipment out to me in 3 to 5 business days. Ok fine.

In 3 days I get a call that my shipment is in. I get the WDTV Live

Now, having learned an important lesson worthy of Diff'rent Strokes, I'm going to be more proactive and I get the tracking number for the hard drive, only a little miffed that it's taken 4 shipments to get everything.

Today I leave work early for lunch. It's a nice day, a 20 minute walk either way and I want to get this hard drive and put it behind me. Stopping by the Purolator storefront, I think how familiar this has become but how we're in the home stretch now. I get the box and think "Awfully light for an external hard drive..." but it's a couple of blocks from my condo, so whatever. I get home, open up the shipping box... AND IT'S A GOD DAMN WIRELESS ADAPTER!!

I don't even have words for how much I loathe Dell.

 

[General Malaise]

For my GB Homer

 

[Josie Maran]

For my GB Homer

Batmonkey!

 

[General Malaise]

Holy #### am I angry right now, even if it is my fault.

I ordered a WDTV Live, HDMI cable, wireless adapter for the WD box and another TB external HD from Dell online (see above). I get a notice that it's shipped with a ref #. Cool. I'm kind of excited to get everything set up and see if it's enough for me to dump my cable. Not eedance: excited, but nonetheless. I get to the Purolator depot that's two blocks away from my condo, because of course, they try to deliver while I'm inconveniently at work. No biggie. First thing I think is "That's a rather small box for all that electronics." Well it was, because they delivered the very important wireless adapter first. The next day I get a call with a new tracking number.

I go in.

The HDMI cable has arrived.

I receive no further calls, but since it was around the weekend and during the one week where everybody and I mean everybody in this city is drinking their faces off I think no more of it until the next Monday. Doing nothing but getting obliterated and then spending the rest of the next day trying to stop my brain from leaking out my ear until I can start drinking again consumes a few days.

Finally about Wednesday, neurons start firing again and I think that it's very odd the other pieces (the functional ones for those that are keeping track) haven't arrived. Call Purolator... not particularly helpful, but the girl I talked to sounded Homerific, so I'm still in a good mood. Then Dell... hold... transfered to India where someone who's trying very hard to have a Midwest accent, but succeeding as well as Woz does in sounding confident and charismatic takes my order number... and then transfers me back to Canada.

They give me the tracking number for the last shipment. Back to Purolator's website, to find out that it had been shipped back to ####### Dell that morning. I blink a few times and call Dell back. This time at least I have a direct line. The CSR says that she can have the new shipment out to me in 3 to 5 business days. Ok fine.

In 3 days I get a call that my shipment is in. I get the WDTV Live

Now, having learned an important lesson worthy of Diff'rent Strokes, I'm going to be more proactive and I get the tracking number for the hard drive, only a little miffed that it's taken 4 shipments to get everything.

Today I leave work early for lunch. It's a nice day, a 20 minute walk either way and I want to get this hard drive and put it behind me. Stopping by the Purolator storefront, I think how familiar this has become but how we're in the home stretch now. I get the box and think "Awfully light for an external hard drive..." but it's a couple of blocks from my condo, so whatever. I get home, open up the shipping box... AND IT'S A GOD DAMN WIRELESS ADAPTER!!

I don't even have words for how much I loathe Dell.

Some nice writing nuggets in here.

 

[jplvr]

Mahalo lil mex!

@ you thinking Mex actually speaks Mexican.

You're stripper smart!

Of course.

 

[charvik]

on a side note, the WD TV is awesome! (even though Dell's delivery service may suck)

 

[Kendall]

Six miles? In a row?

I stopped halfway and finished the beer I poured in Eco-Friendly stainless steel 'water' container.

I'm not sure what to think here.

Fufilled expectations?

 

[Kendall]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

Where did you keep the joint while running? Anything other than a fanny pack probably means you had a really sweatty joint.

 

[Kendall]

For my GB Homer

Heeellllloooo News Anchorette.

 

[Early_10]

For my GB Homer

Past puberty?

 

[Disco Stu]

Monday I went to a water park with my son, sister, and nieces. The scenery made me feel like I was in one of Homer's recurring dreams.

It was the land of MILF and honey. And by honey I mean sweet, teen ###.

 

[General Malaise]

Six miles? In a row?

For MOP that's a really big pizza.

But he multiplied by pi and everything.I doubt GM walked 6 miles unless I saw it in person.

I ran the Helvatia Half Marathon two summers ago. Though run is a bit of a stretch....more like a light jog. Also, I stopped midway in a port-a-let and smoked half a joint.

Where did you keep the joint while running? Anything other than a fanny pack probably means you had a really sweatty joint.

Rolled up nice and tight in a one dollar bill, slipped inside my pocket.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to see these guys tonight at the Oregon Zoo. Never heard of them before, but hey, it's free for zoo members, it's out on the lawn and they sell beer and wine. Beats sitting around doing nothing.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to see these guys tonight at the Oregon Zoo. Never heard of them before, but hey, it's free for zoo members, it's out on the lawn and they sell beer and wine. Beats sitting around doing nothing.

I take the back as I actually will be sitting around doing nothing, only I'll be doing it with these guys on stage and a cold beer in my hands.

 

[Kendall]

Going to see these guys tonight at the Oregon Zoo. Never heard of them before, but hey, it's free for zoo members, it's out on the lawn and they sell beer and wine. Beats sitting around doing nothing.

I take the back as I actually will be sitting around doing nothing, only I'll be doing it with these guys on stage and a cold beer in my hands.

When I was growing up the Louisville Zoo used to host Summer concerts featuring the Louisville Orchestra, dubbed "The Roarchestra." I loved going to those with my family. They had places to throw out blankets, sold food and booze for the parents and my sister and I got to run around like fools with Elephants and Tigers and all kinds of cool animals I wanted to ride surrounding us.

 

[General Malaise]

Going to see these guys tonight at the Oregon Zoo. Never heard of them before, but hey, it's free for zoo members, it's out on the lawn and they sell beer and wine. Beats sitting around doing nothing.

I take the back as I actually will be sitting around doing nothing, only I'll be doing it with these guys on stage and a cold beer in my hands.

When I was growing up the Louisville Zoo used to host Summer concerts featuring the Louisville Orchestra, dubbed "The Roarchestra." I loved going to those with my family. They had places to throw out blankets, sold food and booze for the parents and my sister and I got to run around like fools with Elephants and Tigers and all kinds of cool animals I wanted to ride surrounding us.

It's a fun evening for sure. Good family activity and gotta love the price tag!

Sister and nephew gettin' down