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I had a great deadpan tonight:

Step-brother: "So what are our plans for after dinner?"

Me: "Have you ever seen 'The Deer Hunter'"?

My uncle almost fell out of his chair laughing, while step-brother (who is about 22) just stared at me blankly.

 
the rover said:
I had a great deadpan tonight:Step-brother: "So what are our plans for after dinner?"Me: "Have you ever seen 'The Deer Hunter'"?My uncle almost fell out of his chair laughing, while step-brother (who is about 22) just stared at me blankly.
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Pretty sure my friend got it from Netflix and it's still there, unwatched, over a year later. Hard to get into a mood where you go "now would be a PERFECT time to watch 'The Deer Hunter'".Also, :potkettle: Deerhunter again.
 
I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Now that was offside, wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

 
White Christmas for me yesterday. First one ever. It snowed in Birmingham all day, but the ground was too warm and wet for it to stick. We finished up around 11:30 and headed about 60 miles to the east, going up in elevation ever so slightly and by the time we left my stepsister's house there, the roads were kind of iffy and there was 4-5" of snow on the ground.

It's still snowing here, actually. This is about the 3rd year in a row for temperatures to appear to be getting colder and more quickly than the previous.

 
Oh man. Drunk 4 days in a row. Thank God I gave my ticket for the game away today. Of course I'm going to the bar. I think I'm going to die.

 
bentley said:
My kid's going to be the next Joey Chestnut. This morning, he's eaten:

- Nutrigrain cereal bar

- Banana

- Potato and egg breakfast taco

- Teddy Graham minis

- Pirate's Booty (cheese flavor)

- Yogurt raisins

- Nutter Butter minis

- Homemade snack mix

I think he's done until lunch, which is in half an hour.
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Pretty sure I would rather walk the plank than eat Pirate's booty. What in God's name is Pirate's booty?
 
Sheriff Bart said:
I'm up. All the wires have been taken off. I just looked in the mirror and there are globs of white goo all over my head. I hope that's adhesive.
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The last sleep study I had done showed that I stopped breathing 120 times an hour.Guess I wasn't sleeping much.
 
Cooked judge smails chili with venison meat. Beer in hand. Red Zone on TV. Got $1000 to potentially win in fantasy money. Sucks I'll have to wait til Tuesday night now.

 
Gadzooks said:
bentley said:
My kid's going to be the next Joey Chestnut. This morning, he's eaten:

- Nutrigrain cereal bar

- Banana

- Potato and egg breakfast taco

- Teddy Graham minis

- Pirate's Booty (cheese flavor)

- Yogurt raisins

- Nutter Butter minis

- Homemade snack mix

I think he's done until lunch, which is in half an hour.
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Pretty sure I would rather walk the plank than eat Pirate's booty. What in God's name is Pirate's booty?
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White cheddar.Let me tell you something, though. The veggie flavor ones were met with much less enthusiasm. He took a bite, spat out a wad of half chewed booty and started digging in the trash for the cheddar cheese bag.

 
Got more sleep last night than I have in over 2 months last night, just finished a sandwich consisting of leftover standing rib roast cooked to a perfect rare/medium rare on a crusty, chewy roll with horseradish and Roquefort, wife and the MIL are out with the 2 year old terror, newborn is chilling peacefully; listening to Pandora over the new Bluray player and enjoying a Full Sail Wassail while looking out at the whitecaps on the Sound. Life is good at the moment.

 
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Drifter said:
Got more sleep last night than I have in over 2 months last night, just finished a sandwich consisting of leftover standing rib roast cooked to a perfect rare/medium rare on a crusty, chewy roll with horseradish and Roquefort, wife and the MIL are out with the 2 year old terror, newborn is chilling peacefully; listening to Pandora over the new Bluray player and enjoying a Full Sail Wassail while looking out at the whitecaps on the Sound. Life is good at the moment.
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:Pwas wondering how you guys are settling in- new job, new place, new coast, new kid... that's a lotta new.
 
Just got in from Manhattan

It's beastly out there

Wind gusts up to 40 mph, snow falling at a 2 inch per hour rate

Glad to be home and warm

Best part is the liquor store was still open so I have a liter of Jameson here with me also

Doubt there''s any way I'll be making it into work tomorrow with this weather (our street here in Queens hasn't even been plowed yet), so it's Jamo and movies for the rest of the night

:rant:

 
If you were down 4.8 points, had Vick left, and your opponent had DuhSean Jackson and Matt Bryant left, how would you like your chances? % chance of victory would be nice as well.

PPR, 10 rush/rec = 1, 20 pass = 1, all TD's are 6, return TD's are 6.

 
I would pencil Bryant in for 8 points. Seems average-like. So It's DeSean Jackson and about 13 points versus Vick. I would give Vick an edge, but it would be close. I would likely go Vick over Desean +13 60/40

 
Drifter said:
Got more sleep last night than I have in over 2 months last night, just finished a sandwich consisting of leftover standing rib roast cooked to a perfect rare/medium rare on a crusty, chewy roll with horseradish and Roquefort, wife and the MIL are out with the 2 year old terror, newborn is chilling peacefully; listening to Pandora over the new Bluray player and enjoying a Full Sail Wassail while looking out at the whitecaps on the Sound. Life is good at the moment.
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;) I think you're going to like Seattle.You, me, Redmond Longhorn, Rover and a few other Seattle guys need to get together and booze.
 
Tremendous Upside said:
I would pencil Bryant in for 8 points. Seems average-like. So It's DeSean Jackson and about 13 points versus Vick. I would give Vick an edge, but it would be close. I would likely go Vick over Desean +13 60/40
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This richard-head is NINTH in our league in scoring. Out of 10. He has the second-worst team in the league, no shtick. Beat the 2nd best team last week, now close against me.He started Donald Driver this week. DONALD DRIVER.
 
the rover said:
Tremendous Upside said:
I would pencil Bryant in for 8 points. Seems average-like. So It's DeSean Jackson and about 13 points versus Vick. I would give Vick an edge, but it would be close. I would likely go Vick over Desean +13 60/40
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This richard-head is NINTH in our league in scoring. Out of 10. He has the second-worst team in the league, no shtick. Beat the 2nd best team last week, now close against me.He started Donald Driver this week. DONALD DRIVER.
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ALL LUCK
 
Tremendous Upside said:
the rover said:
Tremendous Upside said:
I would pencil Bryant in for 8 points. Seems average-like. So It's DeSean Jackson and about 13 points versus Vick. I would give Vick an edge, but it would be close. I would likely go Vick over Desean +13 60/40
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This richard-head is NINTH in our league in scoring. Out of 10. He has the second-worst team in the league, no shtick. Beat the 2nd best team last week, now close against me.He started Donald Driver this week. DONALD DRIVER.
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ALL LUCK
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SMH.BTW, it's 4.2, and SD ( :goodposting: ) did block (kinda) a punt today, does that count as a blocked kick?
 
More proof that fantasy football is luck. Won two leagues-one with janikowski as the highest scoring player picked up off waivers today. +$3100. Buying drinks for anyone that wants to come to Gig Harbor.

 
Hanging out on fifth street in playa del carmen. Wife and kids are in a store and some senor comes up to me asking if I want cubans. I say no I'm good. "I'm the king of this town I can get you anything you want, my name is johnnie b good" told him my name was forrest bryant. He asked again...I can get you pounds ya know man? I said I want kilos and his eyes got wide and he left. thought I was gonna score there for a minute.

 
SofaKings said:
Hanging out on fifth street in playa del carmen. Wife and kids are in a store and some senor comes up to me asking if I want cubans. I say no I'm good. "I'm the king of this town I can get you anything you want, my name is johnnie b good" told him my name was forrest bryant. He asked again...I can get you pounds ya know man? I said I want kilos and his eyes got wide and he left. thought I was gonna score there for a minute.
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Not to serious this thread up, but that's probably not the best corner of the world to make coke jokes. I was walking down the beach in Tulum a few years ago and passed 3 Mexican military cats with full automatics. SERIOUS BUSINESS.
 
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