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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Tanner - did you know the Rieses?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I thought both of my posts were spot on.'HighBeams said:I'm shocked. I really thought all these magic football people were scoring scads of hot tail.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:'-fish- said:Nothing but a whole lot of over-analysis in that thread.
-fish-
Footballguy
you're the 25%.I thought both of my posts were spot on.'HighBeams said:I'm shocked. I really thought all these magic football people were scoring scads of hot tail.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:'-fish- said:
proninja
Footballguy
'HighBeams said:I'm shocked. I really thought all these magic football people were scoring scads of hot tail.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:'-fish- said:
I've been gone since just after Christmas. Anyone want to fill me in on what I've missed here?
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
no way. what was the min bet?
cosjobs
Footballguy
PayPal is satanI can no longer use them to directly pay anyone- because I have reached my lifetime limit. Over a year ago. The only company that bans you for using their services.'charvik said:
However, I can still pay PayPal invoices as long as I do it from a different email account than the one they have on file.
So have GM shoot you an invoice.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Excellent argument for hippling
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
that's tough to do. hopefully you got at least 3 free drinks.
Guster
Footballguy
I finally have some quality content to add to this thread!!
Went out to watch the Bengals game with some friends. We go to a fun local bar and it's packed 35 min before kickoff. The only available table is right by the door ad only has 3 stools for 6 of us. No biggie. We post up there and slam beers all game long.
Towards the end of the game, a girl walk into the door. Literally, into the door. She finally figures out its a pull and not a push. She walks in and I'm like 10 feet from the doorway.
She walks up to me, tells me not to laugh at her. I ask her what her name is and then asks for mine. I willingly volunteer as this chick is probably an 8.5 in my book (offdee 7.5). Yeah, so then she starts making out with me. In the middle of the bar. That goes on for like 20 seconds with some junior high groping and then we pull away a bit. She mentions that she needs to get her friends some beers.
I let her walk off to the bar, half wondering what the hell just happened and half wondering why I let her walk away. After a couple minutes I see her still waiting at the bar. I go up, offering to help (and pay), but she's already ordered. We pull together close and I ask for her last name. She willingly volunteers it and tells me to look her up on FB. I instantly do so, she picks which one she is and I hit friend request.
I ask her what she's up to later - she tells me that she's going home with the guy she came with. I laugh and wish her luck and return to my friends.
A couple minutes later she comes back in to go to the bathroom, blowing me a kiss as she walks by. On her way back outside, I pull her in close and chat her up a little. Get her number and instantly send her a text with my name so she'll remember.
After the game, my friends wanted to go elsewhere, so I joined them. I'm at the next bar and she just accepted my friend request!
I initiated FB friend request and she accepted. I sent a text so she'd have my number, but haven't gotten a text back
Offdee style: whats my next move??
I'll upload a pic of her if I can figure out how to from my iPhone. Any suggestions??
Went out to watch the Bengals game with some friends. We go to a fun local bar and it's packed 35 min before kickoff. The only available table is right by the door ad only has 3 stools for 6 of us. No biggie. We post up there and slam beers all game long.
Towards the end of the game, a girl walk into the door. Literally, into the door. She finally figures out its a pull and not a push. She walks in and I'm like 10 feet from the doorway.
She walks up to me, tells me not to laugh at her. I ask her what her name is and then asks for mine. I willingly volunteer as this chick is probably an 8.5 in my book (offdee 7.5). Yeah, so then she starts making out with me. In the middle of the bar. That goes on for like 20 seconds with some junior high groping and then we pull away a bit. She mentions that she needs to get her friends some beers.
I let her walk off to the bar, half wondering what the hell just happened and half wondering why I let her walk away. After a couple minutes I see her still waiting at the bar. I go up, offering to help (and pay), but she's already ordered. We pull together close and I ask for her last name. She willingly volunteers it and tells me to look her up on FB. I instantly do so, she picks which one she is and I hit friend request.
I ask her what she's up to later - she tells me that she's going home with the guy she came with. I laugh and wish her luck and return to my friends.
A couple minutes later she comes back in to go to the bathroom, blowing me a kiss as she walks by. On her way back outside, I pull her in close and chat her up a little. Get her number and instantly send her a text with my name so she'll remember.
After the game, my friends wanted to go elsewhere, so I joined them. I'm at the next bar and she just accepted my friend request!
I initiated FB friend request and she accepted. I sent a text so she'd have my number, but haven't gotten a text back
Offdee style: whats my next move??
I'll upload a pic of her if I can figure out how to from my iPhone. Any suggestions??
krista4
Footballguy
Nice job, GBG; sounds like you handled cool and perfect so far.
What you do next depends upon whether you're looking for a quick hookup or something else. How do you handle these things with your ex still living with you, BTW?
I'll leave it to the Romeos for specific advice, but if you're looking for more than a hookup right now, then the answer is DO NOTHING for a bit.
What you do next depends upon whether you're looking for a quick hookup or something else. How do you handle these things with your ex still living with you, BTW?
I'll leave it to the Romeos for specific advice, but if you're looking for more than a hookup right now, then the answer is DO NOTHING for a bit.
Guster
Footballguy
Let's be real, this chick walked into a door. I'm assuming she's not a rocket scientist. I'm thinking more someone to have fun with than long term. Oh, left or a fun little drunken fact. While we were at the bar, she nestles in close to me and tells me she thinks I'm cute and then makes out with me a little bit more. I proceed to tell her that I think she's cute too, at which point she says "I know, I'm a model, I hear that all the time" having bern pounding beers for the last 3+ hours, I instantly blurt out " what, a furniture model?" terrible line, but it was my best drunken attempt to lknock her back down a peg. At this point I'm thinking I might text her tomorrow to see if she wants together for the games??
Guster
Footballguy
On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
krista4
Footballguy
Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
Guster
Footballguy
Ha....it's actually the other girl that I'm recently friends with. The girl you saw there was from NYE and is 21On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
Guster
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
It's your chance to outdo 'zooks!Ha....it's actually the other girl that I'm recently friends with. The girl you saw there was from NYE and is 21On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
Guster
Footballguy
Let's not put the cart ahead of the horse here....It's your chance to outdo 'zooks!Ha....it's actually the other girl that I'm recently friends with. The girl you saw there was from NYE and is 21On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
Guster
Footballguy
Ok, so without further adieu.... New Years Eve girl (21 years "old")
On the right - hi Tanner
Middle
Left
2nd from the right, but Krista prefers 2nd from the left
On the right - hi Tanner
Middle
Left
2nd from the right, but Krista prefers 2nd from the left
Kubes
Footballguy
Nice work, Gusty.
Side note: sportsbook.com cut me to $1 limits on all props and futures today. I wish I could say I've made a ridiculous amount of money to make this happen, but no. I mean a decent amount, an ok amount. Enough per month to cover a car payment if you have a Protege, but not that much. I don't get it. They're just jerks.
Side note: sportsbook.com cut me to $1 limits on all props and futures today. I wish I could say I've made a ridiculous amount of money to make this happen, but no. I mean a decent amount, an ok amount. Enough per month to cover a car payment if you have a Protege, but not that much. I don't get it. They're just jerks.
Guster
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
I love Port. No shame there!!Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
bentley
Footballguy
Hot. Would smash.
Guster
Footballguy
as much as I'd like to say I'm some crazy playa, I have told her I wouldn't bring anyone back as long as she is still here (til feb 4). That was going fine while I was trying to have game and be some cool guy, but over the holiday break I got tired of that and decided to just be myself and see what happens. Being myself has been MUCH more beneficial, but I'm abiding by my original pact with the ex-gf
krista4
Footballguy
I mean, would not smash, though. Definitely a huge upgrade from NYE (who was cute, too). She looks like a woman instead of a girl. An incredibly hot woman, that is.
Kubes
Footballguy
I'm a big port fan. ONly get it when I'm out for fancy work dinners and I couldn't tell you a brand or a label or a vintage or whatever, but i'm a big fan.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Any Port in the storm...HEYO
krista4
Footballguy
We usually get an LBV instead of a tawny, and I was convinced I liked that better. But our joint was out of the LBV we wanted to so we bought a tawny this time (just a 10-year) and dammmnnnnn. So good.Here's the LBV we usually get--not at all pricy and very delicious: not necessarily this vintage
Oh, I bought a 30-year-old tawny for a friend for her 30th birthday recently. Oh my god.
Kubes
Footballguy
I laughed.
Kubes
Footballguy
I defintely know what LBV means.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
charvik
Footballguy
There is no such thing!!!Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
charvik
Footballguy
yes, very healthy. I also like to mix in a splash of lime for vitamin C
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Why not?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
K***** A***?Nice pull, brah. Where were you?
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