krista4
Footballguy
Oh, your beard was also on my update list.
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Shaved it Monday, sorry, updated on FB. The highlights include my mom laughing at my funny (some GMTAN) friends. I also worked a dirty double entendre in there that either nobody caught or where scared to comment on.
Bad form to talk about lunch sex in the first line then provide a million details about a hair cut
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-fish-
Footballguy
MRI went ok...weird if you've never done one. I asked if they heard about the orgasm study, and they just looked at me funny.
Got home this evening and realized that Sunday I had people over that drank my liquor cabinet dry--except for the scotch that SLB got me for SS.
Thanks, GB!
Got home this evening and realized that Sunday I had people over that drank my liquor cabinet dry--except for the scotch that SLB got me for SS.
Thanks, GB!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I'm totally in love with the girl from the gazelle.com commercials. 
-fish-
Footballguy
yep.I'm totally in love with the girl from the gazelle.com commercials.
update on SS gift for K4? will it arrive by Easter?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I haven't seen Keys around in a while
I got a PM from another SS participant that would like to send something to her. Would that be bad form?
krista4
Footballguy
Nothin'. :(There is a very kind GMTANer that offered to send something, which made me realize I whined too much about it. As I told him, though, it was just a big bummer to see everybody else having fun and not getting to participate on the receiving end.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Post image, please. PLEASE!!!
krista4
Footballguy
NO! It's mine! ALL MINEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111(OK, really, we just need to see this.)
bakes
I am the Beer God!
story of my life...
-fish-
Footballguy
she was pretty upset when Meg and Britt sent her a text with a picture of them holding up the card and flipping her off.
krista4
Footballguy
Would like pics of this too plz.Speaking of pics, big
to SLB for forwarding bewbie pics.
krista4
Footballguy
I'll leave it to someone else to do the full handwriting analysis as well as the "my door is now closed" joke. As for me...oh.my.god.I also wish for you a transformation or whatever the hell.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Did she sign it "Knuckles"?
-fish-
Footballguy
is the twitter feed broken or what?Would like pics of this too plz.Speaking of pics, big
jplvr
Footballguy
I was on this plan for a while. Then I got really lazy and started letting my hair get way too long for a guy who has a very slow, but advancing thinning pattern in the hair department.I went really short the last time, and I'm loving it. The balding spots in the back of my head are way less apparent with the shorter cut.
I think I went with the really long time periods between cuts because the girl I'm going to sucks (not the sexual way). I don't know why I keep going back, but for some absurd reason, I feel guilty about wanting to ditch her. While she's really nice and I might have aspirations of nailing her if she wasn't a newlywed (that spelling looks weird), I don't think I'm not nearly as confident as Zooks seems to be about it, so I don't know why I keep going back. I'd say I've "edited" the cut at least 5 times over the past couple of years.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
When god closes a door, he opens a butthole.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
You shouldn't have been so drunk in Chicago imo.'bakes said:story of my life...'krista4 said:
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
"My door is now closed."I give it two weeks before she's opening your window.'-fish- said:
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I just found out about the twitter tweets yesterday. Feel like there must be some missing or something.
YSR
Footballguy
Interviews went well, from what I can tell. Started off strong in the first two interviews, which were the ones that really mattered imo. Then a little fatigue set in and I'm not sure how much I wowwed the rest of the groups. It's between me and one other person, and that person is interviewing today. They did ask for my references at the end of the interview, and I've got great ones, so I hope that's a good sign. I should know something midweek next week.
Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.
But otherwise,
if I get it. Would be a great fit for me.
Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.
But otherwise,
if I get it. Would be a great fit for me.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Sounds like a good opportunity for him to figure out what he'd really like to do long-term without much pressure to be rushed into it.Interviews went well, from what I can tell. Started off strong in the first two interviews, which were the ones that really mattered imo. Then a little fatigue set in and I'm not sure how much I wowwed the rest of the groups. It's between me and one other person, and that person is interviewing today. They did ask for my references at the end of the interview, and I've got great ones, so I hope that's a good sign. I should know something midweek next week.Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.But otherwise,
YSR
Footballguy
You're correct. We would be fine living on my salary alone, although we have some credit card debt from the business going under, and that KILLS me. I've never had it before and want it gone, stat. So while it will be good for him to be able to figure some things out, I would love that extra income.Sounds like a good opportunity for him to figure out what he'd really like to do long-term without much pressure to be rushed into it.Interviews went well, from what I can tell. Started off strong in the first two interviews, which were the ones that really mattered imo. Then a little fatigue set in and I'm not sure how much I wowwed the rest of the groups. It's between me and one other person, and that person is interviewing today. They did ask for my references at the end of the interview, and I've got great ones, so I hope that's a good sign. I should know something midweek next week.Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.But otherwise,
Tecumseh
Footballguy
What is his background?You're correct. We would be fine living on my salary alone, although we have some credit card debt from the business going under, and that KILLS me. I've never had it before and want it gone, stat. So while it will be good for him to be able to figure some things out, I would love that extra income.Sounds like a good opportunity for him to figure out what he'd really like to do long-term without much pressure to be rushed into it.Interviews went well, from what I can tell. Started off strong in the first two interviews, which were the ones that really mattered imo. Then a little fatigue set in and I'm not sure how much I wowwed the rest of the groups. It's between me and one other person, and that person is interviewing today. They did ask for my references at the end of the interview, and I've got great ones, so I hope that's a good sign. I should know something midweek next week.Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.But otherwise,
Gay dude that cuts my hair texts me the day before....hope he doesn't want anything to do with my dipstick'General Malaise said:Yup. You are brimming with confidence. If confidence were a cologne, you'd smell like a Drakar Soaked 8th grader, strutting down the halls in a letter jacket and acid wash jeans.'Gadzooks said:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
If he gets his contractor's license, he's a contractor. Its up to him after that to get the work. If he's a good salesman, it can be done.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
'-fish- said:
& GLGB
'krista4 said:Speaking of pics, big
GLGBAlso, as I was awake for my fourth straight night with insomnia, well, your mind starts to wander. Anyhow, what does "YSR" stand for? I'll take a PM if necessary. Also, pic of best friend please.Interviews went well, from what I can tell. Started off strong in the first two interviews, which were the ones that really mattered imo. Then a little fatigue set in and I'm not sure how much I wowwed the rest of the groups. It's between me and one other person, and that person is interviewing today. They did ask for my references at the end of the interview, and I've got great ones, so I hope that's a good sign. I should know something midweek next week.Only bummer is that Mr. YSR had a lunch meeting with my best friend's father yesterday to have a brain-picking session on his industry (he's a general contractor and does very well). Mr. YSR has been itching to pursue getting his license and was super excited about the meeting. He came away very discouraged, as the guy basically said you can't get into that kind of industry without working in some kind of construction and no one is hiring in construction right now. So, he's kind of back to being a 36-year-old male who has a strong sales background but is having a hard time figuring out how to go back into the workforce having been his own boss for a couple of years. If I get the job, there is a 95% chance I'll take it and we'll move here (where he won't have a job), and I worry that will have an impact on his self esteem.But otherwise,
Tecumseh
Footballguy
I've had horrible problems trying to sleep recently, so my wife suggested a melatonin supplement. The past 2 nights I have popped 5mg about 30 minutes before bedtime, and it kmtfo. Check the vitamin section at your grocery store.
Things I don't understand about Facebook:
My BIL is "FB friends" with a ton of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and local TV news eye candy. OK, fine, whatever. For them it's marketing, for him, he thinks it's an avenue for a part time Target employee to score quality tail if he ever gets divorced. What I don't understand is his need to go and "Like" all of their new photos that they post.
Can't he just make Crock Pot Chicken to the Interwebs in peace, quiet and shame like the rest of us? I don't need to know that he "Likes" it.
My BIL is "FB friends" with a ton of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and local TV news eye candy. OK, fine, whatever. For them it's marketing, for him, he thinks it's an avenue for a part time Target employee to score quality tail if he ever gets divorced. What I don't understand is his need to go and "Like" all of their new photos that they post.
Can't he just make Crock Pot Chicken to the Interwebs in peace, quiet and shame like the rest of us? I don't need to know that he "Likes" it.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Sorry to hear about you turning into a butterfly, man.'-fish- said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That is what we give Cal when he has trouble sleeping. We were giving him (per his doctor) 18mg a night around age 4.5. Thankfully now it is as needed. I've tried it but it gives me terrible nightmares. I've taken Ambien twice this week and it has little affect too.
Wow :('-fish- said:
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
He had an accent in that movie?
did he kill small animals as a child?
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
As the person who went to great lengths to send Keys his stuff, this kind of pisses me off.'Samuel%20L%20Bronkowitz said:I haven't seen Keys around in a while%26%2339%3BAaron Rudnicki said:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
'%26%23045%3Bfish%26%23045%3B said:
If you're going to end things, end it in a hail of hot chicks flipping the bird, I say.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This will be my style going forward.'%26%23045%3Bfish%26%23045%3B said:
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
CC's Vacation Problems -
I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.
Do I -
1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.
1a. Then go to the gym.
OR
2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.
2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)
ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.
I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.
Do I -
1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.
1a. Then go to the gym.
OR
2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.
2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)
ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Option 2, but add in some alcoholic beverages.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Got a reply via FB, he has the gift at his apartment and will get it shipped ASAP. Apparently there have been some issues as of late....As the person who went to great lengths to send Keys his stuff, this kind of pisses me off.'Samuel%20L%20Bronkowitz said:I haven't seen Keys around in a while%26%2339%3BAaron Rudnicki said:
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