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[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I say option one but with a lot of booze. Going to the dump with a buzz sounds like a hoot.

 

[Dirkswish]

Things I don't understand about Facebook:My BIL is "FB friends" with a ton of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and local TV news eye candy. OK, fine, whatever. For them it's marketing, for him, he thinks it's an avenue for a part time Target employee to score quality tail if he ever gets divorced. What I don't understand is his need to go and "Like" all of their new photos that they post.Can't he just make Crock Pot Chicken to the Interwebs in peace, quiet and shame like the rest of us? I don't need to know that he "Likes" it.

did he kill small animals as a child?

There is no doubt about it. He enlisted in the Army out of high school to be a paratrooper, but recieved an honorable discharge very very early into his career. This doesn't stop him from watching hours and hours of Miltary Channel and History Channel. He will walk into your house and grab the remote and change the channel, no matter what is on and who is watching.Since I have known him, he has quit his desk job to become a teacher, went to school to become said teacher but only took one or two classes at a time, worked as a substitute teacher, quit to be a stay-at-home Dad and finally settled on a 12 hour a week job stocking at Target. This job forces him to sleep in the evenings when his wife and kid are home, and then gives him the house all day to himself to make Crock Pot Chicken.The guy is a waste.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Things I don't understand about Facebook:My BIL is "FB friends" with a ton of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and local TV news eye candy. OK, fine, whatever. For them it's marketing, for him, he thinks it's an avenue for a part time Target employee to score quality tail if he ever gets divorced. What I don't understand is his need to go and "Like" all of their new photos that they post.Can't he just make Crock Pot Chicken to the Interwebs in peace, quiet and shame like the rest of us? I don't need to know that he "Likes" it.

did he kill small animals as a child?

There is no doubt about it. He enlisted in the Army out of high school to be a paratrooper, but recieved an honorable discharge very very early into his career. This doesn't stop him from watching hours and hours of Miltary Channel and History Channel. He will walk into your house and grab the remote and change the channel, no matter what is on and who is watching.Since I have known him, he has quit his desk job to become a teacher, went to school to become said teacher but only took one or two classes at a time, worked as a substitute teacher, quit to be a stay-at-home Dad and finally settled on a 12 hour a week job stocking at Target. This job forces him to sleep in the evenings when his wife and kid are home, and then gives him the house all day to himself to make Crock Pot Chicken.The guy is a waste.

He honestly thinks that being FB friends with Cowboy cheerleaders might lead to relations with them?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Things I don't understand about Facebook:My BIL is "FB friends" with a ton of Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and local TV news eye candy. OK, fine, whatever. For them it's marketing, for him, he thinks it's an avenue for a part time Target employee to score quality tail if he ever gets divorced. What I don't understand is his need to go and "Like" all of their new photos that they post.Can't he just make Crock Pot Chicken to the Interwebs in peace, quiet and shame like the rest of us? I don't need to know that he "Likes" it.

did he kill small animals as a child?

Since I have known him, he has quit his desk job to become a teacher, went to school to become said teacher but only took one or two classes at a time, worked as a substitute teacher, quit to be a stay-at-home Dad and finally settled on a 12 hour a week job stocking at Target. This job forces him to sleep in the evenings when his wife and kid are home, and then gives him the house all day to himself to make Crock Pot Chicken.

This is pretty smart.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

CC's Vacation Problems -

I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.

Do I -

1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.

1a. Then go to the gym.

OR

2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.

2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)

ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.

You have to get yourself drunk first?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

On this day in 1932 the first woman is elected to the US Senate. Ophelia Wyatt Caraway. I would have voted for her, obviously.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

On this day in 1932 the first woman is elected to the US Senate. Ophelia Wyatt Caraway. I voted for her, obviously.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

CC's Vacation Problems -

I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.

Do I -

1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.

1a. Then go to the gym.

OR

2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.

2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)

ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.

You have to get yourself drunk first?

Would you allow him to touch you if you were sober?

 

[Dirkswish]

He honestly thinks that being FB friends with Cowboy cheerleaders might lead to relations with them?

Yes, the guy is just delusional enough to. There were two actual Cowboy cheerleaders that lived in the same apartment complex that he and his family did. He would take pictures of their car and show to the family. Tell full elaborate stories about "bumping" into them at the mailbox. Know way too many personal facts about them. His wife has their bedroom all decorated fairly nice with a central theme. He destroyed the whole look by putting not one, but two Cowboy Cheerleader calendars right by the door.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

CC's Vacation Problems -

I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.

Do I -

1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.

1a. Then go to the gym.

OR

2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.

2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)

ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.

You have to get yourself drunk first?

Would you allow him to touch you if you were sober?

How did you know I'm not?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

On this day in 1932 the first woman is elected to the US Senate. Ophelia Wyatt Caraway. I voted for her, obviously.

corksmoker

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

He honestly thinks that being FB friends with Cowboy cheerleaders might lead to relations with them?

Yes, the guy is just delusional enough to. There were two actual Cowboy cheerleaders that lived in the same apartment complex that he and his family did. He would take pictures of their car and show to the family. Tell full elaborate stories about "bumping" into them at the mailbox. Know way too many personal facts about them. His wife has their bedroom all decorated fairly nice with a central theme. He destroyed the whole look by putting not one, but two Cowboy Cheerleader calendars right by the door.

This guy married to your sister or your wife's brother?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, before I got my injection yesterday I had the following conversation with the nurse.

Nurse: So what brings you here today?

Me: I've had headaches for the last 5 weeks.

Nurse: (Looks at chart) Your last injection was in October 2010. Is it the same kind of pain?

Me: Yes. As Yogi Berra once said, it's like deja vu all over again.

Nurse: (Looks at chart)

Me: Sorry, you're pretty young, you probably have no idea who that is.

Nurse: (Laughs) I know who Yogi Bear is!

 

[Dirkswish]

He honestly thinks that being FB friends with Cowboy cheerleaders might lead to relations with them?

Yes, the guy is just delusional enough to. There were two actual Cowboy cheerleaders that lived in the same apartment complex that he and his family did. He would take pictures of their car and show to the family. Tell full elaborate stories about "bumping" into them at the mailbox. Know way too many personal facts about them. His wife has their bedroom all decorated fairly nice with a central theme. He destroyed the whole look by putting not one, but two Cowboy Cheerleader calendars right by the door.

This guy married to your sister or your wife's brother?

Married to my wife's sister. Thankfully my legal obligations to that family ends in a few short weeks.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yeah, before I got my injection yesterday I had the following conversation with the nurse.Nurse: So what brings you here today?Me: I've had headaches for the last 5 weeks.Nurse: (Looks at chart) Your last injection was in October 2010. Is it the same kind of pain?Me: Yes. As Yogi Berra once said, it's like deja vu all over again. Nurse: (Looks at chart)Me: Sorry, you're pretty young, you probably have no idea who that is.Nurse: (Laughs) I know who Yogi Bear is!

This is why I don't talk to "other people" unless I can help it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

He honestly thinks that being FB friends with Cowboy cheerleaders might lead to relations with them?

Yes, the guy is just delusional enough to. There were two actual Cowboy cheerleaders that lived in the same apartment complex that he and his family did. He would take pictures of their car and show to the family. Tell full elaborate stories about "bumping" into them at the mailbox. Know way too many personal facts about them. His wife has their bedroom all decorated fairly nice with a central theme. He destroyed the whole look by putting not one, but two Cowboy Cheerleader calendars right by the door.

This guy married to your sister or your wife's brother?

Married to my wife's sister. Thankfully my legal obligations to that family ends in a few short weeks.

Maybe he can hook you up and you guys can go on a double date with some super models.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

CC's Vacation Problems -

I've finished my morning regiment of zazen, reading, and writing (all fueled by homemade lattes, of course), and now comes the tough decisions.

Do I -

1. Load up my pickup with as much of the trash stuffed in my wood shed as I can, and take it to the county dump.

1a. Then go to the gym.

OR

2. Sit back with some pretzels and play my Big Gay Orc character in Skyrim.

2a. At halftime, make some crocked pot chicken (not in a Big Gay way, mind you)

ETA: it's 1:30pm now and then wife and boy don't come home until 5ish today. This is crucial information as I can't do any of option 2 once they're home.

You have to get yourself drunk first?

I ran out of roofies.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Oh yeah, before I got my injection yesterday I had the following conversation with the nurse.Nurse: So what brings you here today?Me: I've had headaches for the last 5 weeks.Nurse: (Looks at chart) Your last injection was in October 2010. Is it the same kind of pain?Me: Yes. As Yogi Berra once said, it's like deja vu all over again. Nurse: (Looks at chart)Me: Sorry, you're pretty young, you probably have no idea who that is.Nurse: (Laughs) I know who Yogi Bear is!

This is why I don't talk to "other people" unless I can help it.

Yea, but if she said that on purpose, ala. Tanner Shtick , then she'd be the coolest doc ever.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

update on SS gift for K4? will it arrive by Easter?

I haven't seen Keys around in a while I got a PM from another SS participant that would like to send something to her. Would that be bad form?

As the person who went to great lengths to send Keys his stuff, this kind of pisses me off.

Got a reply via FB, he has the gift at his apartment and will get it shipped ASAP. Apparently there have been some issues as of late....

Good to know.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Oh yeah, before I got my injection yesterday I had the following conversation with the nurse.Nurse: So what brings you here today?Me: I've had headaches for the last 5 weeks.Nurse: (Looks at chart) Your last injection was in October 2010. Is it the same kind of pain?Me: Yes. As Yogi Berra once said, it's like deja vu all over again. Nurse: (Looks at chart)Me: Sorry, you're pretty young, you probably have no idea who that is.Nurse: (Laughs) I know who Yogi Bear is!

This is why I don't talk to "other people" unless I can help it.

Yea, but if she said that on purpose, ala. Tanner Shtick , then she'd be the coolest doc ever.

But she was just a nurse. Anyone can do that.

 

[Guster]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30, but it's started snowing here and Cincinnatians don't fare well in the snow. as it is i've got a 30 min window to go what should be 20 minutes, but i've heard from folks already taking 2x longer than expected. i'm keeping my expectations low, but hoping to provide some entertainment later!

 

[-fish-]

cover

inside

it was a run.

Sorry to hear about you turning into a butterfly, man.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

cover

inside

it was a run.

Sorry to hear about you turning into a butterfly, man.

When does couples counseling start?

 

[Dirkswish]

Cucumber slice in water. Super healthy or super ####?? I had it at a sushi place the other day, loved it and sliced up some at the office today for my water.

I am getting beaten down hourly by LOTR girl.

 

[Dirkswish]

cover

inside

it was a run.

Sorry to hear about you turning into a butterfly, man.

When does couples counseling start?

 

[krista4]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30!

Hometown Buffet followed by the latest Matlock? Are you dating Lllama?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30!

Hometown Buffet followed by the latest Matlock? Are you dating Lllama?

 

[Flash]

Oh yeah, before I got my injection yesterday I had the following conversation with the nurse.Nurse: So what brings you here today?Me: I've had headaches for the last 5 weeks.Nurse: (Looks at chart) Your last injection was in October 2010. Is it the same kind of pain?Me: Yes. As Yogi Berra once said, it's like deja vu all over again. Nurse: (Looks at chart)Me: Sorry, you're pretty young, you probably have no idea who that is.Nurse: (Laughs) I know who Yogi Bear is!

Awesome

 

[Tiger Fan]

An email at work was incorrectly sent to a list of 6600 people, and now everyone is replying to all:

"Stop replying to all"

"Please Stop"

etc.

A few funny ones:

"How this company continues to make money, I don't know"

"I will not stop replying to all"

My boss comes into the hall: "If I see any one of your names replying to all, you can pack your bags"

It took everything for the smartass in me not to reply.

 

[urbanhack]

Cucumber slice in water. Super healthy or super ####?? I had it at a sushi place the other day, loved it and sliced up some at the office today for my water.I am getting beaten down hourly by LOTR girl.

somewhat healthy and delicious.

 

[Tiger Fan]

An email at work was incorrectly sent to a list of 6600 people, and now everyone is replying to all:"Stop replying to all""Please Stop"etc.A few funny ones:"How this company continues to make money, I don't know""I will not stop replying to all"My boss comes into the hall: "If I see any one of your names replying to all, you can pack your bags"It took everything for the smartass in me not to reply.

"Just do not want to b left out"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30!

Hometown Buffet followed by the latest Matlock? Are you dating Lllama?

Et tu, Krista? Et tu?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

An email at work was incorrectly sent to a list of 6600 people, and now everyone is replying to all:

"Stop replying to all"

"Please Stop"

etc.

A few funny ones:



"How this company continues to make money, I don't know"

"I will not stop replying to all"

My boss comes into the hall: "If I see any one of your names replying to all, you can pack your bags"

It took everything for the smartass in me not to reply.

 

[krista4]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30!

Hometown Buffet followed by the latest Matlock? Are you dating Lllama?

Et tu, Krista? Et tu?

Deflection, GB. Just deflection.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

How long do we wait for Krista's SS gift to arrive before we all start randomly mailing her stuff?

 

[Guster]

so i've got my date with random makeout chick today at 5:30!

Hometown Buffet followed by the latest Matlock? Are you dating Lllama?

We're going someplace near her work because it's in the middle of where we live. For all I know she has other plans later

 

[Guster]

She just texted me to let me know she is there already.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.

ETA: Chick he drunk made out with at the bar. n/m. Got it. Getting old sucks.

 

[Dirkswish]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.

It's the model, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.ETA: Chick he drunk made out with at the bar. n/m. Got it. Getting old sucks.

I don't know how Tanner keeps his aliai straight, much less the rest of the goings-on here.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

How long do we wait for Krista's SS gift to arrive before we all start randomly mailing her stuff?

Krista Empresario1234 Calle de Daniel OrtegaCiudad GringaNicaragua

 

[Bob Sacamano]

While people are refreshing memories, what was the genesis of Tanner is old shtick? I never thought Tanner was old before, I don't know, this week. Does it happen that quickly?

 

[Guster]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.

It's the model, right?

Alright. Almost there. Fun times

 

[McBokonon]

While people are refreshing memories, what was the genesis of Tanner is old shtick?

He texted a picture of his teeth floating in a glass.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

While people are refreshing memories, what was the genesis of Tanner is old shtick? I never thought Tanner was old before, I don't know, this week. Does it happen that quickly?

Jealousy. And the fact that me being a few years older is the only thing they can grab on to. It's like making fun of George Clooney because his name is "George".

 

[McBokonon]

While people are refreshing memories, what was the genesis of Tanner is old shtick? I never thought Tanner was old before, I don't know, this week. Does it happen that quickly?

Jealousy. And the fact that me being a few years older is the only thing they can grab on to. It's like making fun of George Clooney because his name is "George".

My parents are big Clooney fans, too.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

While people are refreshing memories, what was the genesis of Tanner is old shtick? I never thought Tanner was old before, I don't know, this week. Does it happen that quickly?

Jealousy. And the fact that me being a few years older is the only thing they can grab on to. It's like making fun of George Clooney because his name is "George".

My parents are big Clooney fans, too.

Yeah, Rosemary is cool.

 

[urbanhack]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.ETA: Chick he drunk made out with at the bar. n/m. Got it. Getting old sucks.

Getting old and not having a chick to include in these stories..................sucks.

 

[johnadams]

ignore this

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

22 year-old, hot blonde chick on sixth floor, crazy FB girl, racist fiancee-to-be, photopreggos... I can't keep you people and your womens straight anymore. Refresh my memory on the Gusterwoman.ETA: Chick he drunk made out with at the bar. n/m. Got it. Getting old sucks.

Getting old and not having a chick to include in these stories..................sucks.

You want to talk about getting old? Back when I was single there was no "internet" so to speak. I used to have to brag about my conquests on bathroom partitions and cave walls and crap.