GM's thread about nothing (43 Viewers)

[DA RAIDERS]

I "liked" fartbarf. That is awesome.

 

[Guster]

Getting ready for P ussyfartbarf!

The venue. This is where they filmed Van Halen's "Girls, Girls, Girls" video. I guess they play it at the top of every hour to signal dollar shots, lol. It's gonna get dirty up in here...but I'll be fine, brought knee and elbow pads for safe measure.

Sales of this are going to go through the roof:

My link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, my sleep patterns are just getting completely ridiculous. I've pretty much gone nocturnal at this point.

 

[Treynwreck3]

Are we #####ing about our jobs in here? I have to go to Midland/Odessa for a couple days next week. Nobody should have to do that.

Midland/Odessa is like DFW compared to Amarillo, cowboy. Quit your whining.

 

[B-Deep]

I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!".

that boy has management written all over him!

 

[JaxBill]

Despite the fact that I have no idea when Easter is,

OH COME ON! It's not like it's 4th of July or Christmas....on the same day every year. I've never quite understood how or why Easter bounces around the way it does. And they can't even figure out the same freaking month when to have it. So confusing. You pagans are all so complicated.

It's the first Sunday after the first full Moon after the Spring Equinox.I wish I was making that up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!".

that boy has management written all over him!

He'll be 5 in a couple of weeks. Cal once called him "the toughest kid I've ever met".

Despite the fact that I have no idea when Easter is,

OH COME ON! It's not like it's 4th of July or Christmas....on the same day every year. I've never quite understood how or why Easter bounces around the way it does. And they can't even figure out the same freaking month when to have it. So confusing. You pagans are all so complicated.

It's the first Sunday after the first full Moon after the Spring Equinox.I wish I was making that up.

I didn't know that. 11 years of Catholic school has failed me.GM, When Cal is going through his mid-life crisis around 36, your daughter will be 27 or so. That should be perfect for him.

 

[Annyong]

bob- how long does it take you to walk 8 miles. follow up question, who the hell has time for that?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

 

[Guster]

OK, my sleep patterns are just getting completely ridiculous. I've pretty much gone nocturnal at this point.

I just assume that if I'm sleeping, you're awake. And if I'm awake, you're probably also awake

 

[Gadzooks]

I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!".

that boy has management written all over him!

He'll be 5 in a couple of weeks. Cal once called him "the toughest kid I've ever met".

Despite the fact that I have no idea when Easter is,

OH COME ON! It's not like it's 4th of July or Christmas....on the same day every year. I've never quite understood how or why Easter bounces around the way it does. And they can't even figure out the same freaking month when to have it. So confusing. You pagans are all so complicated.

It's the first Sunday after the first full Moon after the Spring Equinox.I wish I was making that up.

I didn't know that. 11 years of Catholic school has failed me.GM, When Cal is going through his mid-life crisis around 36, your daughter will be 27 or so. That should be perfect for him.

Will it be weird if when this happens there's a good chance Cal will be texting pics of GM-Daughter to Little 'Zooks? I'm sure me and the Hot Mrs. SLB will be laughing about this when it happens.

 

[Annyong]

homer, sorry i didnt have a morning drink with you. i wanted to go out to my garage and slam a keystone for you.

 

[Disco Stu]

I feel like a "that's somebody's unborn daughter" reply is too obvious but warranted nonetheless.

 

[Disco Stu]

Quizno's: "Lobster and Seafood Salad is Back!"

At the place with the singing rats? :X :X

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

How the hell do you survive this? It feels like my brain is trying to tunnel its way out through the base of my skull.

 

[YSR]

OK, my sleep patterns are just getting completely ridiculous. I've pretty much gone nocturnal at this point.

I just assume that if I'm sleeping, you're awake. And if I'm awake, you're probably also awake

This.I, for one, am a fan of Homer's sleep patterns, as it usually means I have new pictures that rule to view first thing in the morning.

 

[Gadzooks]

I feel like a "that's somebody's unborn daughter" reply is too obvious but warranted nonetheless.

Congrats GM

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

How the hell do you survive this? It feels like my brain is trying to tunnel its way out through the base of my skull.

My brain usually tries to get out through the front...I have a high forehead so more escape routes to guard. As for survival, I have yet to find anything better than ibuprofen and a few cocktails.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

OK, my sleep patterns are just getting completely ridiculous. I've pretty much gone nocturnal at this point.

I just assume that if I'm sleeping, you're awake. And if I'm awake, you're probably also awake

This.I, for one, am a fan of Homer's sleep patterns, as it usually means I have new pictures that rule to view first thing in the morning.

Glad I can oblige, baby.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

How the hell do you survive this? It feels like my brain is trying to tunnel its way out through the base of my skull.

My brain usually tries to get out through the front...I have a high forehead so more escape routes to guard. As for survival, I have yet to find anything better than ibuprofen and a few cocktails.

They don't have tails.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

How the hell do you survive this? It feels like my brain is trying to tunnel its way out through the base of my skull.

My brain usually tries to get out through the front...I have a high forehead so more escape routes to guard. As for survival, I have yet to find anything better than ibuprofen and a few cocktails.

They don't have tails.

What am I, Woz?

 

[Gadzooks]

HFS. Is this what you people who get hangovers feel like?

Add in a boatload of cigarettes consumed and you know how I usually feel.

How the hell do you survive this? It feels like my brain is trying to tunnel its way out through the base of my skull.

My brain usually tries to get out through the front...I have a high forehead so more escape routes to guard. As for survival, I have yet to find anything better than ibuprofen and a few cocktails.

They don't have tails.

(its probably not as funny as I think it is)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

bob- how long does it take you to walk 8 miles. follow up question, who the hell has time for that?

After throwing it in Google Pedometer, my new route is actually closer to 9 miles, today is 12 in a row. As far as time, thanks to the CPAP machine, I'm able to get up much earlier and not feel tired. I've been leaving between 6:45 and 7 and it takes me 14-15 minutes a mile generally. Thanks to smart phones it allows me to work the entire time so I don't miss out on anything.

 

[Bogart]

Signed up for the UFO Club at The Flying Saucer last night. Drink 200 different beers and they put a plate with your name and witty saying up on the wall (and give you a party with a $100 bar tab).

Because, well, I need goals in my life.

Now taking applications for GMTAN approved shtick for said witty saying.

 

[B-Deep]

Quizno's: "Lobster and Seafood Salad is Back!"

At the place with the singing rats? :X :X

we love the subs!a local pizza place has been touting their lobster pizza

now my brain knows that lobster sitting in the pizza places walk in cooler, then spread onto a pie rushed through an oven and to your door CANNOT really be good, hell I am not sure it can even be lobster

but i just HAD to try it anyway

the box hit my doorway and i could smell it. It smelled like fish.

a lobster is not a fish, how did they make lobster bits smell like fish?

i am not sure, but it tasted vile

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

man, i love me some Brong.Just tried to watch something on ABC called "Happy Endings". Made it 4 minutes. Brutal. I think we could write a better sit-com.

Agree

 

[Disco Stu]

Signed up for the UFO Club at The Flying Saucer last night. Drink 200 different beers and they put a plate with your name and witty saying up on the wall (and give you a party with a $100 bar tab).Because, well, I need goals in my life.Now taking applications for GMTAN approved shtick for said witty saying.

I have been working on mine for over a year now. Think I'm only at maybe 60 beers. Some friends are working on plate #3.They can now also put digital photos on the plates. An "eat-off" related plate? Or shuke shaving in the lake?

 

[Bogart]

Signed up for the UFO Club at The Flying Saucer last night. Drink 200 different beers and they put a plate with your name and witty saying up on the wall (and give you a party with a $100 bar tab).

Because, well, I need goals in my life.

Now taking applications for GMTAN approved shtick for said witty saying.

I have been working on mine for over a year now. Think I'm only at maybe 60 beers. Some friends are working on plate #3.They can now also put digital photos on the plates. An "eat-off" related plate? Or shuke shaving in the lake?

My favorite plate I saw last night was a white plate, the guys ninth plate. He did those 200 in 67 days, which is the quickest you can do it with the 3 beers a night maximum to your credit.

 

[General Malaise]

man, i love me some Brong.Just tried to watch something on ABC called "Happy Endings". Made it 4 minutes. Brutal. I think we could write a better sit-com.

I'm a total tv snob and I really like that show. Flawed for sure, but definitely enjoyable. Plus, there's Elisha Cuthbert.

Maybe it's because I'm not much of a celeb chaser (meaning I don't think I could really tell you anything about Elisha Cuthbert other than I recognize the name and know guys dig her chili) or perhaps it has more to do with my miniscule tolerance for insipid material, but I just couldn't find one positive thing about that show. Now, I didn't give it much time, but after watching two women make "DERP" noises and immitate a prarie dog, my wife snapped up the remote and turned it. And if she hadn't, I would have shortly. I just don't understand how or why that sort of juvenile humor passes for comedy. It's something my boys might watch on Nickelodean, not a prime time sit-com. Later, I watched a program called House of Lies. Now THAT is an example fresh, fine writing. Big ups to Tre and TUP for turning me on to that one. I'm in.

 

[General Malaise]

I feel like a "that's somebody's unborn daughter" reply is too obvious but warranted nonetheless.

I, for one, enjoy the jokes about my unborn daughter. LET 'EM FLY, BOYS!

 

[General Malaise]

I think I just like saying the word 'daughter'. 10 years of parenting and I've never even considered the word. Feels....pretty cool.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Congrats, GM. I've got a son and a daughter. Love them both more than I could ever imagine, but the father-daughter bond is completely different from the father-son bond. You'll get it.

And there will be no end to jokes about shotguns. But you'll be fine.

 

[Bogart]

Congrats GM on the new daughter.

I have one of each and the relationship is very very different, and very cool for both. You get Daddy/Daughter dances now, tea parties now, "Dad, look at my pretty dress/shoes/bow". I'm very lucky that I get rock star welcomes from both of my kids, but my daughter's presentation adds just a little bit that can't be explained.

Besides, now you can use the joke, "Well, with [insert son's name here], I only had to worry about one ####, now I have to worry about ALL of them.

 

[Stoneys]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I feel like a "that's somebody's unborn daughter" reply is too obvious but warranted nonetheless.

I, for one, enjoy the jokes about my unborn daughter. LET 'EM FLY, BOYS!

 

[Annyong]

THERES CAMERAS ON PHONES NOW!!!

 

[Marvin]

Sorry Sam

Sorry Frosty

Congrats GM

Congrats Guster

Did I miss anyone?

 

[Annyong]

Sorry Sam

Sorry Frosty

Congrats GM

Congrats Guster

Did I miss anyone?

cough cough

 

[Thorn]

OK, my sleep patterns are just getting completely ridiculous. I've pretty much gone nocturnal at this point.

I just assume that if I'm sleeping, you're awake. And if I'm awake, you're probably also awake

 

[Thorn]

bob- how long does it take you to walk 8 miles. follow up question, who the hell has time for that?

After throwing it in Google Pedometer,

Please add to the horrible baby names list.

 

[Thorn]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

bob- how long does it take you to walk 8 miles. follow up question, who the hell has time for that?

After throwing it in Google Pedometer,

Please add to the horrible baby names list.

I thought a Homer joke was imminent here.

 

[Marvin]

Sorry Sam

Sorry Frosty

Congrats GM

Congrats Guster

Did I miss anyone?

cough cough

Oh, Sorry DeadBigHorn48

 

[Stoneys]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.

I.C. Light!

 

[YSR]

I would love to try Porkslap Pale Ale

My link

It's delicious I could probably work up a care package.

Oh, I'd be appreciative....and if there is something from the pittsburgh area lemme know.

Can you find a way to ship me a Deli Burger from Tessaro's?

 

[Marvin]

I think the barista put regular milk in my hazelnut latte instead of soy. I'm lactose intolerant. Can I sue for damages?

Punitive?

 

[Marvin]

Still the best commercial on TV.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So usually during a day shift (12-7) my back will start hurting around 3 or 4, which is not coincidentally when I usually start boozing heavily. Today, however, my back has been absolutely killing me since 8am. I'm talking I can barely stand up straight...this is gonna be a horrible day. Time to start pounding vodka.

Also, can someone fax me a couple of Vicodins? Thx!