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'krista4 said:
While I"m napping, a little dream interpretation help?I was traveling to a research center on a very tall but barren (brown rather than green or snowy, with no trees) mountain at the end of a train line. I barely catch the last train out and it is a very long ride, with no bathrooms available on the train. When I arrive, I make a beeline for the bathroom and find that it's one of the third-world type that is just a large hole in the floor. I start to get into position when I realize that the patrons of the research center's fine dining restaurant can see me. They don't seem shocked or even very interested by the fact that they can see me, but the hole in the ground is large enough that I figure I can crouch over the other side instead so that they won't see me. But then as I settle into the other side, I realize that watching me pee is Robert Downey Jr.
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You feel like you are constantly in motion and never have a chance to stop. Things are moving, ot necessarily in an unpleasant direction, but on a fixed course you can't easily change. You are noticing the third world stuff is becoming less of a problem for you. You put yourself out there for attention, but are a little insecure that people aren't giving as much of it to you as they once did. You find yourself showing off things that you probably shouldn't, and you feel vaguely guilty about it, but it doesn't seem to be a problem for anyone else, so you only halfassedly move your coochie out of view. You are smitten with the idea of the admirers out there, and kind of want one of them to be a rich, handsome man, but they're just drunks. And you had to pee.
 
'bostonfred said:
'krista4 said:
While I"m napping, a little dream interpretation help?I was traveling to a research center on a very tall but barren (brown rather than green or snowy, with no trees) mountain at the end of a train line. I barely catch the last train out and it is a very long ride, with no bathrooms available on the train. When I arrive, I make a beeline for the bathroom and find that it's one of the third-world type that is just a large hole in the floor. I start to get into position when I realize that the patrons of the research center's fine dining restaurant can see me. They don't seem shocked or even very interested by the fact that they can see me, but the hole in the ground is large enough that I figure I can crouch over the other side instead so that they won't see me. But then as I settle into the other side, I realize that watching me pee is Robert Downey Jr.
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You feel like you are constantly in motion and never have a chance to stop. Things are moving, ot necessarily in an unpleasant direction, but on a fixed course you can't easily change. You are noticing the third world stuff is becoming less of a problem for you. You put yourself out there for attention, but are a little insecure that people aren't giving as much of it to you as they once did. You find yourself showing off things that you probably shouldn't, and you feel vaguely guilty about it, but it doesn't seem to be a problem for anyone else, so you only halfassedly move your coochie out of view. You are smitten with the idea of the admirers out there, and kind of want one of them to be a rich, handsome man, but they're just drunks. And you had to pee.
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:lmao: The best part of this is that I actually was thinking earlier of people I hadn't seen around for a while, and bostonfred was tops on the list. So despite the above being all kinds of bull####*, I'm just happy you're here.*Except for the fact I had to pee.
 
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Bought some Guy Fieri-branded salsa the other day. Don't ask me what I was thinking, I clearly wasn't. :unsure:

Not that it was terrible, understand, but there was absolutely nothing special about it. Much like the man himself. So I move that Fieri be removed from television and fed to a pit of rabid honey badgers. He will be replaced on TV by Mr. Krista. Who's with me?

 
'kevzilla said:
Bought some Guy Fieri-branded salsa the other day. Don't ask me what I was thinking, I clearly wasn't. :unsure: Not that it was terrible, understand, but there was absolutely nothing special about it. Much like the man himself. So I move that Fieri be removed from television and fed to a pit of rabid honey badgers. He will be replaced on TV by Mr. Krista. Who's with me?
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:hey: IN!Mr. krista will be livid at just being in the same paragraph with the guy, though when I point out the honey badgers I think he'll be OK.
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'jplvr said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
I watched an episode of Big Bang Theory yesterday. I am completely baffled at how anyone thinks that show is even remotely funny.
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Thank god. I've seen a couple of these since it's been in syndication, and I haven't laughed much at all. Even the "hot chick" is overrated in movie/TV terms. I've heard people mention her previously as a reason to watch the show, but I was :shuked: once I did.I might get blasted for this, but throw in "Everyone Loves Raymond," "King of Queens," and "According to Jim" for me as well. The only funny thing about any of those shows is Frank Costanza in "King of Queens." Well, Raymond's dad was watchable as well in that show, but not comparable to "Frank."

I did catch up on "How I Met Your Mother" lately, and found it awesome. It would be nothing without Neil Patrick Harris, but luckily we don't have to worry about that. It'll be interesting to see how they wrap that on up, but I read where it was originally planned for 8 seasons only, and now they are booked through 9. I don't mind the extra episodes, but I wonder what it will mean in the end. I expect "the event" to happen this season, but now I wonder if they screwed up the series finale by dragging it out another year.
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Agree with all of these. I'd also put Two and a Half Men in there though; which I'm pretty sure you're a fan of.
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Maybe it's helps to watch it from the beginning since there are a lot of in-jokes. I don't understand how anyone doesn't find it funny.
 
I just received a shtick package with some 4Loko from Guster.

Will post a pic with a life update later. I just wanted to send out a shout-out to Guster for making me laugh. :lmao:

 
'phishphan said:
have I gone full hillbilly if I like "Chicken Fried" by Zac Brown and songs by Shooter Jennings?
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I'm not a big fan of Zac Brown's version, but I heard a cover by some bar band recently that was more rock than country and thought it was awesome.
 
'bostonfred said:
'krista4 said:
While I"m napping, a little dream interpretation help?

I was traveling to a research center on a very tall but barren (brown rather than green or snowy, with no trees) mountain at the end of a train line. I barely catch the last train out and it is a very long ride, with no bathrooms available on the train. When I arrive, I make a beeline for the bathroom and find that it's one of the third-world type that is just a large hole in the floor. I start to get into position when I realize that the patrons of the research center's fine dining restaurant can see me. They don't seem shocked or even very interested by the fact that they can see me, but the hole in the ground is large enough that I figure I can crouch over the other side instead so that they won't see me. But then as I settle into the other side, I realize that watching me pee is Robert Downey Jr.
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You feel like you are constantly in motion and never have a chance to stop. Things are moving, ot necessarily in an unpleasant direction, but on a fixed course you can't easily change. You are noticing the third world stuff is becoming less of a problem for you. You put yourself out there for attention, but are a little insecure that people aren't giving as much of it to you as they once did. You find yourself showing off things that you probably shouldn't, and you feel vaguely guilty about it, but it doesn't seem to be a problem for anyone else, so you only halfassedly move your coochie out of view. You are smitten with the idea of the admirers out there, and kind of want one of them to be a rich, handsome man, but they're just drunks. And you had to pee.
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Not sure why, but the word "coochie" always makes me giggle. Always
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'shuke said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Thorn wants me to post this
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Way to chug 16 oz. of water.
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THanks Pretzelopopotamous. Care to drink something for the entertainment of the group?
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Not sure why, but the word "Pretzelopopotamous" always makes me giggle. Always
 
'Thorn said:
I think we need a name for the social anxiety i feel whenever my phone is not completely out of view from any and all people for fear of a naked pitcher will hit.
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:goodposting: My phone used to give me a small "preview" of any text that I got as it came in which was not good, especially the night I was sitting on the couch with the 22 year old and I asked her to grab my phone when the text went off and the preview showed TEXT FROM FROSTY: "Hey can I get a pic of your junk?". I've now figured out how to get rid of the preview so it just says "Text message from blank".

 
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'Gadzooks said:
'Thorn said:
I think we need a name for the social anxiety i feel whenever my phone is not completely out of view from any and all people for fear of a naked pitcher will hit.
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:goodposting: My phone used to give me a small "preview" of any text that I got as it came in which was not good, especially the night I was sitting on the couch with the 22 year old and I asked her to grab my phone when the text went off and the preview showed TEXT FROM FROSTY: "Hey can I get a pic of your junk?". I've now figured out how to get rid of the preview so it just says "Text message from blank".
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You have an iphone?
 
'Gadzooks said:
'Thorn said:
I think we need a name for the social anxiety i feel whenever my phone is not completely out of view from any and all people for fear of a naked pitcher will hit.
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:goodposting: My phone used to give me a small "preview" of any text that I got as it came in which was not good, especially the night I was sitting on the couch with the 22 year old and I asked her to grab my phone when the text went off and the preview showed TEXT FROM FROSTY: "Hey can I get a pic of your junk?". I've now figured out how to get rid of the preview so it just says "Text message from blank".
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:lmao:
 
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:

 
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'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I didn't catch the original email, are you looking to trade?I'll take that Miles Davis.

 
'shuke said:
'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I didn't catch the original email, are you looking to trade?I'll take that Miles Davis.
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Giving them all away. Miles Davis is reserved for you.
 
'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I would love the stuff from the London Symphony Orchestra, as well as the extra Handel and Wagner.Hell, I'd love all of the Classical stuff, but I don't want to be greedy.

 
'proninja said:
'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I would love the stuff from the London Symphony Orchestra, as well as the extra Handel and Wagner.Hell, I'd love all of the Classical stuff, but I don't want to be greedy.
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I will give you the London Symphony stuff to start, but all the rest if no other takers. Looked a while to find a European orchestra doing Beethoven back in the day.
 
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'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I'd love a couple random reagae cd
 
'DA RAIDERS said:
'Osaurus said:
Okay. I have gone through all of the CD singles, classical, reggae, and miscellaneous CDs I currently have and compiled lists for anyone interested to have. Some were gifts, some were bad choices, and others I am not sure of their origin. I haven't really decided how all all of this will get to each recipient yet, but I figure I can deal with that later. This is the first batch of hundreds of CDs I own. There will be far more available later as I go through them all. The majority of these are alternative CDs from the 80's, 90's and 00's. When someone chooses what they want, I will cross those items off the list and you should consider them taken. Giving GMTAN peeps first dibs.

Osaurus' CD Singles

Osaurus' Classical

Osaurus' Miscellaneous

ETA: If anyone receives one of these that is unplayable, I have them as .mp3 and will be happy to share. Some have been played many many times. :bye:
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I'd love a couple random reagae cd
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Black Uhuru - Mystical Truth is yours
 
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