GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Whoa

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Whoa

Who dat?

 

[Marvin]

Whoa

Who dat?

Spoiler

Zack Galfanlanikiss

 

[Marvin]

Really picks up at the end.

 

[Annyong]

Really picks up at the end.

lol

 

[Mr.Pack]

Really picks up at the end.

 

[shuke]

Whoa

Who dat?

Ed Gein

 

[Marvin]

Whoa

Who dat?

Ed Gein

No, this is Ed Gein.

 

[Annyong]

its jake, from state farm.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

its jake, from state farm.

She sounds hideous

 

[Stoneys]

Really picks up at the end.

 

[Marvin]

A short discussion began in my class about people being born on Feb 29.

Kid: "Think about it. On your first birthday you'll already be 4 years old."

Me: My link

 

[Marvin]

 

[YSR]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

That's what I said.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

A short discussion began in my class about people being born on Feb 29.

Kid: "Think about it. On your first birthday you'll already be 4 years old."

Me: My link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

That's what I said.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Still waiting on confirmation of poolboy/bartender booking.

 

[shuke]

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

That's what I said.

 

[Marvin]

Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."

Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.

Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.

Me: Go on...

Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.

Me: I have no idea what means.

 

[shuke]

Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.Me: Go on... Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.Me: I have no idea what means.

 

[YSR]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage. I can put in a good word if you're interested.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage.

To a man?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage. I can put in a good word if you're interested.

How does she feel about parasailing?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage. I can put in a good word if you're interested.

How does she feel about parasailing?

 

[YSR]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage.

To a man?

Does she look like a lesbian?

 

[Marvin]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage.

To a man?

Does she look like a lesbian?

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

I thought it was Minnie Driver.

 

[Marvin]

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

I thought it was Minnie Driver.

Was it the Elliott Smith music playing in the background?

 

[YSR]

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

I thought it was Minnie Driver.

She usually gets Mary Tyler Moore. That's the bride, BTW.

 

[Marvin]

HEY JEFF VADER:

Did you notice "Tree of Life" got shut out at the Oscars?

SUCKA MC!

 

[mr. furley]

Fark headline:

Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

 

[Marvin]

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

I thought it was Minnie Driver.

She usually gets Mary Tyler Moore. That's the bride, BTW.

Take it from an old dude that used to watch MTM back when she had her own show...she looks more like Minnie Driver.

 

[Marvin]

Fark headline:

Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I saw that. Well played. Still hate that movie though.

 

[mr. furley]

Fark headline:

Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I saw that. Well played. Still hate that movie though.

seems that it would be right in your wheelhouse. i'm stumped by this.

 

[Marvin]

Fark headline:

Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I saw that. Well played. Still hate that movie though.

seems that it would be right in your wheelhouse. i'm stumped by this.

Oof. All shtick aside I thought you would think better of me.

 

[Marvin]

 

[mr. furley]

Oof. All shtick aside I thought you would think better of me.

 

[shuke]

The latest email on this Palm Springs bachelorette weekend came with the following gem:

A fun factoid on the house is that it is the same house that both Katy Perry and Paul McCartney booked for their respective stays during Coachella last year. And, Katy has booked it again this year

Oh, well NOW I'm in.

Any of these wealthy friends of YSR looking for an excuse to get divorced?

The one on the right is already on her second marriage. I can put in a good word if you're interested.

12

 

[shuke]

Fark headline:

Hello jet engine on a truck. My name is Juan Pablo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

I saw that. Well played. Still hate that movie though.

Hate's a strong word, but

 

[Kubes]

Sometimes I really want to get a cat again.

 

[Kubes]

My wife's trying on swimsuits trying to decide on one or several to bring on our impending trip to Florida. Will attempt to get pics. Might die.

 

[kevzilla]

The one on the left looks like she could be Minnie Driver's half-cousin.

I thought it was Minnie Driver.

She usually gets Mary Tyler Moore. That's the bride, BTW.

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Jim Norton on Paul McCartney (some language)

 

[Kubes]

Just had a treadmill beer. I liked it.

 

[mr. furley]

TIL that Appolonia from the Godfather got nekkid... a lot

 

[mr. furley]

is Hymen a common Jewish name?

 

[KGB]

is Hymen a common Jewish name?

Why do you think they call it "broke the hymen'wait...

 

[krista4]

Can't stop coughing.