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Was starting to think this was Secret Santa Redux, but package arrived from Guster today. Is it sad that the thing we were both most excited about, even more so than the Four Loko, was the Cascade stuff? :excited: :bag:

Thanks, Guster! :thumbup:

 
'krista4 said:
Was starting to think this was Secret Santa Redux, but package arrived from Guster today. Is it sad that the thing we were both most excited about, even more so than the Four Loko, was the Cascade stuff? :excited: :bag:Thanks, Guster! :thumbup:
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lol. I was surprised that I hadn't heard from you yet. Glad it finally arrived :thumbup:
 
Went on a date tonight. The girl described herself as curvy and shaped like a coke bottle. I think that was 30 lbs ago.

She was nice enough, but I was so caught off guard by her blatant lying that I just stumbled through drinks and called it a night. Oof

 
I didn't want to be greedy in the first round. I'd also like:

Billy Bragg

Echo and the Bunnymen

Electronic

Jesus and Mary Chain

Stone Roses

Thanks Osaurus!

 
Pretty sure my 5 year old daughter broke her collar bone tonight. :mellow:

There was a 5 hour wait at the hospital :hot: so our doctor told us that as long as she was resting comfortably that we may as well wait until the morning and take her in to see him.

So don't need this ATM. And I hate to see my little girl in pain. Crazy nut was doing flips on the pull up bar in a doorway.

Tonight I could really use a drink. F'ing lent.

 
'Guster said:
Went on a date tonight. The girl described herself as curvy and shaped like a coke bottle. I think that was 30 lbs ago. She was nice enough, but I was so caught off guard by her blatant lying that I just stumbled through drinks and called it a night. Oof
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Maybe she meant a 2 liter?
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Guster said:
Went on a date tonight. The girl described herself as curvy and shaped like a coke bottle. I think that was 30 lbs ago.

She was nice enough, but I was so caught off guard by her blatant lying that I just stumbled through drinks and called it a night. Oof
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Maybe Classic? :shrug:
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Guster said:
Went on a date tonight. The girl described herself as curvy and shaped like a coke bottle. I think that was 30 lbs ago.

She was nice enough, but I was so caught off guard by her blatant lying that I just stumbled through drinks and called it a night. Oof
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Maybe she meant a 2 liter?
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Pretty much. I knew I was venturing into different waters just by the fact that she was pretty tall (5'8") and described herself as curvy, but she seemed interesting in our email exchanges. Not only was she bigger than I expected, she wasn't as interesting either. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.
 
'commisholio said:
I didn't want to be greedy in the first round. I'd also like:Billy BraggEcho and the BunnymenElectronicJesus and Mary ChainStone RosesThanks Osaurus!
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Yours as well. Opening it up to the rest of the FFA on Monday so if there is anything else you want, let me know before then. I am happy to send them all to good homes. ;)
 
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'DA RAIDERS said:
Pretty sure my 5 year old daughter broke her collar bone tonight. :mellow: There was a 5 hour wait at the hospital :hot: so our doctor told us that as long as she was resting comfortably that we may as well wait until the morning and take her in to see him. So don't need this ATM. And I hate to see my little girl in pain. Crazy nut was doing flips on the pull up bar in a doorway.Tonight I could really use a drink. F'ing lent.
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That sucks. Poor kid.I took mine hiking on Sunday, and she decided to impersonate Pete Rose on the way down the mountain. She really did a number, too. Skinned up her face, arm, abdomen, and knee and bruisd the hell out of her chest. I had to put her on my shoulders and carry her the rest of the way down the mountain and back home, with her half-hysterical and crying the whole time. She looks awful. I'm half-expecting a visit from CPS. THAT'S the part that sucks about having girls, GM. If I had a boy, I'd have probably told him to shut up and rub some dirt on it.
 
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.Me: Go on... :popcorn:Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.Me: I have no idea what means.
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EXPERIMENT!!!try it in class
 
'DA RAIDERS said:
Pretty sure my 5 year old daughter broke her collar bone tonight. :mellow: There was a 5 hour wait at the hospital :hot: so our doctor told us that as long as she was resting comfortably that we may as well wait until the morning and take her in to see him. So don't need this ATM. And I hate to see my little girl in pain. Crazy nut was doing flips on the pull up bar in a doorway.Tonight I could really use a drink. F'ing lent.
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it sucks knowing a kid is hurt :(
 
'B-Deep said:
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.Me: Go on... :popcorn:Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.Me: I have no idea what means.
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EXPERIMENT!!!try it in class
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This would be epic.
 
'shuke said:
'B-Deep said:
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."

Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.

Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.

Me: Go on... :popcorn:

Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.

Me: I have no idea what means.
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EXPERIMENT!!!try it in class
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This would be epic.
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It's hard enough to get them to sort of understand why we have leap years. I even showed them this
. I don't think a lot of them get it at all. Most of them looked at it like MoP looks at connect-the-dots place mat from Denny's.
 
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.Me: Go on... :popcorn:Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.Me: I have no idea what means.
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this is why I keep coming back. :lmao:
 
'Marvin said:
'shuke said:
'B-Deep said:
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."

Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.

Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.

Me: Go on... :popcorn:

Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.

Me: I have no idea what means.
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EXPERIMENT!!!try it in class
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This would be epic.
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It's hard enough to get them to sort of understand why we have leap years. I even showed them this
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you should have given them a quiz on the video and asked when the new year ACTUALLY hita) 12:00 AM 1/1/2012

b) 6:00 am 1/1/2012

c) 12:00 am February 29

d) it is impossible to tell

e) it is irrelevant as time is a construct created by man to try and comprehend the ways of the universe, celebrate the new year whenever you want

 
'B-Deep said:
'Marvin said:
'shuke said:
'B-Deep said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."

Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.

Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.

Me: Go on... :popcorn:

Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.

Me: I have no idea what means.
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EXPERIMENT!!!try it in class
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This would be epic.
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It's hard enough to get them to sort of understand why we have leap years. I even showed them this
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f) free question since Mr. Marvin was shammered by that time and doesn't know either.
 
So I am running at lunch today with two of the girl from the office, including LOTR girl.

I am really doubting this is going to end well. 4 hours at work and another event tonight after running sans shower. All of the wet wipes and deodorant in the world is not going to cover up my sweaty, smelly self. Someone talk me out of this. Quick.

 
'SofaKings said:
'YSR said:
'SofaKings said:
Anyone stayed at the Plantation on Amelia Island?
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Any place in particular you're looking at on the Plantation?
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Hotel or Villa
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I spent my summers there with my grandparents growing up. It's grown a ton in the last 15 years, but still really nice. I got married there last May and there are great restaurants, good golf, beaches, pools, etc. It's very quiet and very relaxing. But still plenty for kids to do if that's a concern. My grandmother still lives there if there's any information you might need me to get from her. Actually, my husband and I are probably leaving to head down there tomorrow, if you need any specific fact-finding done.
 
'YSR said:
'SofaKings said:
'YSR said:
'SofaKings said:
Anyone stayed at the Plantation on Amelia Island?
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Any place in particular you're looking at on the Plantation?
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Hotel or Villa
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I spent my summers there with my grandparents growing up. It's grown a ton in the last 15 years, but still really nice. I got married there last May and there are great restaurants, good golf, beaches, pools, etc. It's very quiet and very relaxing. But still plenty for kids to do if that's a concern. My grandmother still lives there if there's any information you might need me to get from her. Actually, my husband and I are probably leaving to head down there tomorrow, if you need any specific fact-finding done.
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My aunt and uncle live right by there on the island and I am interested in visiting them. Probably just be me and my two daughters. Aunt and Uncle are both very old and frankly, not sure if I'll see them again. They have a 3 bedroom house there but I don't want to stay with them. My girls don't know them that well and they are more excited aobut the beach than anything else.
 
'Marvin said:
Spacey kid strikes again. I wish I was making this stuff up. We were talking for a few minutes about why we have Leap Years. One of the things I said was that time/units of time are "something that people made up". I said "think about Daylight Savings...we can turn our clock backwards or forwards whenever we feel like it. We're not time-traveling or anything."Spacey kid raises his hand. I call on him knowing this should be something good.Kid: I was watching the news...at least I think I was watching the news...and they were talking about how they came up with a way to time travel.Me: Go on... :popcorn:Kid: Yeah they turned a clock backwards and then turned it back forward really fast so that you didn't even know it was happening.Me: I have no idea what means.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
Did you ever look at a dollar bill, man? There's some spooky stuff goin' on on a dollar bill, man. I mean, and it's green too!
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'DA RAIDERS said:
Pretty sure my 5 year old daughter broke her collar bone tonight. :mellow: There was a 5 hour wait at the hospital :hot: so our doctor told us that as long as she was resting comfortably that we may as well wait until the morning and take her in to see him. So don't need this ATM. And I hate to see my little girl in pain. Crazy nut was doing flips on the pull up bar in a doorway.Tonight I could really use a drink. F'ing lent.
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That sucks. Poor kid.I took mine hiking on Sunday, and she decided to impersonate Pete Rose on the way down the mountain. She really did a number, too. Skinned up her face, arm, abdomen, and knee and bruisd the hell out of her chest. I had to put her on my shoulders and carry her the rest of the way down the mountain and back home, with her half-hysterical and crying the whole time. She looks awful. I'm half-expecting a visit from CPS. THAT'S the part that sucks about having girls, GM. If I had a boy, I'd have probably told him to shut up and rub some dirt on it.
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Yep. It's broken. At least I avoided the ER copay. My girl is tough as nails though. After she went through a series of manipulations the dr thought it might not be broken. After we got the xray back, he asked her, "didn't that hurt when you moved your arm?". She simply said, "yea"She already hates the sling. :lmao:
 
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