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[Gadzooks]

Shtick input needed:I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty"

:finger:

I'm adding "Old Man River" to the list as a tribute to you. And "Karma Chameleon" as a tribute to Frosty.

 

[The_Man]

"Star-Spangled Banner" - everyone would have to get on their feet for you. Maybe the Hendrix version.

 

[-fish-]

Divinyls--"I Touch Myself"

 

[heckmanm]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

Anything by Cypress Hill.... stroll onto stage smoking blunt and drinking from pimp chalice.

Gin and Juice by Snoop Mammal might be a good idea too.

Or the Gourds version

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shtick input needed:I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty"

:finger:

 

[Tom Servo]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

I like the Billie Jean choice myself.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Zooks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yes, that's the winner.

 

[Marvin]

Divinyls--"I Touch Myself"

This.

 

[Marvin]

For Zooks

 

[[icon]]

For Zooks

 

[Drifter]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (For My Shirt)If you want to be more 2012 then go with Call Me, Maybe

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For Zooks

That would be good too but gotta stick with my original answer. School House Rock transcends many generations.

 

[Drifter]

Maybe put some fear of Zooks in them

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

For Zooks

 

[Tecumseh]

Service Master has been calling my house several times a day. I think my wife is getting suspicious. Better keep it on the d/l for awhile.

 

[Tecumseh]

Zooks-

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Go full on juggalo

 

[Annyong]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (For My Shirt)If you want to be more 2012 then go with Call Me, Maybe

Mr. Belvedere theme song

 

[-fish-]

AC/DC -- "Big Balls"

Here Come the Mummies--"Pants"

 

[kevzilla]

Devo's 'Whip It' would be good.

 

[Osaurus]

Cameo - Word Up

 

[Gadzooks]

Zooks-

WINNER!!!!!!

 

[madhatter]

 

[Mr.Pack]

You guys remember LoL Lou, right? Completely whacked-out dude that was my FB friend.Today he was at a party that was at the restaurant where my wife's a manager. They talk for a minute. Then he asks "Where's Brian?" Like I'm supposed to go to work with my wife everyday.

LOL

 

[Mr.Pack]

Smoov

 

[Mr.Pack]

hey guys, im pretty sure my upstairs neighbors are serial killers. I keep smelling rotting flesh and have blood dripping through my ceiling into my captain crunch. i saw a couple guys with mustaches throw a couple of human heads into the dumpster last night. you think they are killers? im not sure what to do. I think im going to send a letter to the security guard at the mall to see what he thinks i should do.

My link

 

[Mr.Pack]

For Zooks

Winner.

 

[flysack]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

I don't know, but whatever you chose you better film it.And you better make everyone, I mean EVERYONE, say "I love you" before you leave the podium.

 

[FootballDummy]

Shtick input needed:

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

Can you

 

[St. Louis Bob]

They have been playing this

for almost 2 years now and it never fails to make me horny & happy. Well done folks, well done.

 

[krista4]

I should feel bad about laughing at this...but I don't.

Oh Jesus. I hate those ads. By the way, I am totally against people dying in car accidents. Unless they're Hitler.

 

[krista4]

Interesting

Much more sharable on Facebook than the last.

 

[krista4]

Service Master has been calling my house several times a day. I think my wife is getting suspicious. Better keep it on the d/l for awhile.

No idea what you're talking about.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Shtick input needed:

I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty" award winners as a leader in the business community under the age of 40. (Pretty sure they don't know about me coloring in my nipples during shot videos or anything I've ever posted here) They have this big fancy award night where the winners get introduced and walk up a big red carpet and receive their award. To "jazz" things up this year, they have asked that I give them a song of my choice for them to play when I'm introduced that will play over the sound system while I "move and groove" up the red carpet.

Here is my quick list of sthick songs off the top of my head:

1 Hello (Lionel Richie) Because Lionel is awesome and no one else will pick that masterpiece

2 Crazy Train (Ozzy) When I get to the stage I bite the head off of a bat upon getting award

3 Dancing in the Dark (Springsteen) I grab a random chick and dance with her like Bruce and Courtney Cox in the video

4 Start Me Up (Stones) I dance like Mick the whole up the carpet

5 Billie Jean (Michael Jackson) I moon walk up to the stage and grab my crotch (probably grab my crotch no matter what song I pick anyways)

6 Theme song to Golden Girls Break down crying when I get award and point to sky yelling "Thank YOU Bea Arthur for being MY friend"

7 Any gangsta rap song with swearing and racial slurs. Get to the stage and flip off the crowd with both middle fingers

Any other ideas? And I am absolutely picking something funny that will be the one thing everyone will remember about the night. Go

Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy (For My Shirt)If you want to be more 2012 then go with Call Me, Maybe

Zooks>Do you know how to do the
?

 

[Thorn]

Smoov

I could watch that girl bounce all day.

 

[Frostillicus]

Shtick input needed:I have been nominated and selected by the local Business Journal as one of the recipients of their annual "40 under Forty"

:finger:

I'm adding "Old Man River" to the list as a tribute to you. And "Karma Chameleon" as a tribute to Frosty.

I don't get it.

 

[Disco Stu]

They have been playing this

Dan Dierdorf IS dreamy.

 

[Tecumseh]

Service Master has been calling my house several times a day. I think my wife is getting suspicious. Better keep it on the d/l for awhile.

No idea what you're talking about.

Well played.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Smoov

I could watch that girl bounce all day.

I think I have.

 

[shuke]

SHUKE IS A GREAT DAD

 

[cosjobs]

headed to Dallas in the a.m.

Looks like we have a cornhole lined up for Wed. night at the BP in Arlington.

Head up to anyone interested.

I'll be staying downtown

 

[krista4]

SHUKE IS A GREAT DAD

That sounds really awesome.In the "remember it forever" realm, my brother and I got to walk 'round the field at old Riverfront stadium as finalists in a "best banner" contest before a Reds game back in the day. I still remember that our heartfelt, hand-drawn banner lost to some kids that actually had their "banner" painted on a window shade that showed two different pictures if you pulled the cords. Buncha jerkfaces. Anyway, cool thing for your kid.

 

[Frostillicus]

Home run on the overnight pickles. In your face bread and butter and sweet pickles.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Home run on the overnight pickles. In your face bread and butter and sweet pickles.

My link

 

[JaxBill]

They have been playing this

I like the fact they make sure that you know that the maid does replace the sheets.

 

[heckmanm]

Home run on the overnight pickles. In your face bread and butter and sweet pickles.

Made some refrigerator dills with cucumbers from the garden, and they were great. I was bracing myself for "Aunt Bee's" but they came out great.May be making a batch of pickled zucchini next to get some of that used up.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I should feel bad about laughing at this...but I don't.

 

[Annyong]

Home run on the overnight pickles. In your face bread and butter and sweet pickles.

thanks for the pocket dial!

 

[boilerdave]

My favorite part was Zach waving to the crowd while he waited, like they were all there to see him.