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GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

Oh yeah, GM, I finally remembered the brand of smoker I had.

Here you go.

I used mine a whole heck of a lot and it lasted almost 16 years. Pretty good deal for $40.
I've had a similar looking Char-Broil model for about 10 years. What kind of cover do you have? I can't seem to find one that fits. The thing's in my garage now because I kept getting tears in the last cover trying to get it over those ####ing wood handles.
 
Any shtick ideas on how to tell our parents about our pregnancy? Right now, the idea is to start up a round of "what's everyone thankful for?" that will end with us handing a printout of the ultrasound to each parent at the table. Will be effective, but fairly lame.
If by "fairly lame" you mean it'll result in your parents in tears of joy, then I agree.
 
Any shtick ideas on how to tell our parents about our pregnancy? Right now, the idea is to start up a round of "what's everyone thankful for?" that will end with us handing a printout of the ultrasound to each parent at the table. Will be effective, but fairly lame.
If by "fairly lame" you mean it'll result in your parents in tears of joy, then I agree.
Tape it to the fridge door and ask them to go get you a beer.
 
anyone need a mattress? I posted this in the best mattress thread, but its so good I'll repeat it here.

My link

This is about the highest rated mattress and seller on AMazon. Use code BEDSALES to get 40 percent off. Free shipping, no tax.

I got a 10" king and 8" queen for about 600 delivered. I've bought about wight mattresses over the last six months and this is far and away the best deal I've gotten.
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The best job that has come to me as a possibility so far is in Goshen, Indiana, which was described as being "just south of Elkhart". Like that helps. :lmao:
:lmao: Just north of Warsaw (Hack> hey). Still plenty of Amish in the area. You'd hate it.
 
Shuke>hi How's the wheel?
Hey buddy. Thanks for the donation! Way to one-up me.It's better. Went back to the office past two days so it's throbbing pretty good since I haven't had it elevated much but not that bad. Have a post-op appointment Monday and can't wait to get this unwrapped so I can start taking normal showers again.
 
if any of you ####ers are serious about coming here for the Super Bowl, let me know. My GB is renting out his 1 BR apt in the CBD (walking distance to everything) and want to reach out to friends of friends before he posts it on CL or anywhere else.
I think everyone is visiting some dude named Albert.
yeah i know...but I thought a few had mentioned it in here. SLBD's thread reminded me of it.
I was one of them. If the Bears (doubtful) or Steelers (doubtful) make it...but I'm sure your buddy will have rented by the time we know that.
 
Any shtick ideas on how to tell our parents about our pregnancy? Right now, the idea is to start up a round of "what's everyone thankful for?" that will end with us handing a printout of the ultrasound to each parent at the table. Will be effective, but fairly lame.
If by "fairly lame" you mean it'll result in your parents in tears of joy, then I agree.
Tape it to the fridge door and ask them to go get you a beer.
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Old burnout Gmtanners: if you haven't seen it, Zeppelin's Celebration Day is epic. If you don't believe me, come watch it here. Weed's legal now.

 
Just finished up prepping stuff for tomorrow. Gotta get up in about 6 hours to start smoking my two breasts. Looking forward to a fantastic meal prepared for my parents and daughter and then I'ma gonna get ####faced drunk. Line on number of bottles of wine I drink tomorrow is set at o/u 2.5 :banned: :banned: :banned:

 
I'm going to be honest, I have tried several different unicorn masks in the past. I have about 6 masks from various retailers around the internet and I've gotta say, this is the right one for me. When I put it on, I feel the rush of pretending I am a real-life unicorn! It is so realistically styled that there's a connection I feel deep inside when I put it on.

As mentioned in other reviews, the mask is very durable. The latex holds up well against brush and other woodland undergrowth. However, I found that when I tried to spear some pineapple from a tree or defend myself from approaching predators, the rubbery material of the horn just didn't hold up as well as I needed it to. More times than I'd like to admit, I had to gallop away from an attacking bear instead of standing proud and defending my honor like an actual unicorn. The solution I came up with was to simply reinforce the hollow inside of the horn with steel rods welded in a cylindrical shape. I just gorilla glued the metal into place (making sure a longer, pointed rod stuck out of the end so that I can pierce the hearts of my enemies) and voila!

Now I have a sweet unicorn mask that lets me fulfill all of my unicornical fantasies. You will not be disappointed in this mask.
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I will have 50 moreposts in this thread before I go to work on monday. It will suck. you will be sorry.
Sup, ACP? Ugly game Sunday night, wasn't it? Ben plays, Stillers win that going away.Ok, fess up everyone who likes college hoops: if you read a scouting report on Butler without having seen them play and saw the name "Rotnei Clarke" on the roster, what ethnicity would you think he is? Me too, yet he's as pale as GM.
 
I will have 50 moreposts in this thread before I go to work on monday. It will suck. you will be sorry.
Sup, ACP? Ugly game Sunday night, wasn't it? Ben plays, Stillers win that going away.
Eh, maybe. It seems like no matter who's playing or who's injured it always comes down to 3 or 4 points either way. Stillers are in rough shape. Maybe the back into the playoffs because of the ####ty AFC but I don't have a lot of expectation left for 2012.
 
I will have 50 moreposts in this thread before I go to work on monday. It will suck. you will be sorry.
Sup, ACP? Ugly game Sunday night, wasn't it? Ben plays, Stillers win that going away.Ok, fess up everyone who likes college hoops: if you read a scouting report on Butler without having seen them play and saw the name "Rotnei Clarke" on the roster, what ethnicity would you think he is? Me too, yet he's as pale as GM.
Had the Marquette v Butler game on the radio the other day. I was surprised when I saw the highlight of his game winning 3 that he wasn't white :unsure:
 
I will have 50 moreposts in this thread before I go to work on monday. It will suck. you will be sorry.
Sup, ACP? Ugly game Sunday night, wasn't it? Ben plays, Stillers win that going away.
Eh, maybe. It seems like no matter who's playing or who's injured it always comes down to 3 or 4 points either way. Stillers are in rough shape. Maybe the back into the playoffs because of the ####ty AFC but I don't have a lot of expectation left for 2012.
I heard that. The Ravens are pretenders, too, unless they somehow lucked into the #1 seed. Don't see that happening and, in fact, expect them to fall to #3 or 4 behind NE/Denver. There's no way in hell they can win a playoff game on the road. They generally suck away from home under Harbaugh anyway and the injuries ain't helping.
 
Is Portland like Austin without the heat? Or is that Seattle?

Whichever one it is, I want to go there, and maybe never leave.
Doesnt Portland have one of the highest suicide rates in the nation? I think another difference between Portland and Austin is... Austin actually has a lot more to do in terms of night life.
that's seattle.
Believe Portland is also in the top 10. I know Seattle was #1 for awhile.
What a stupid thing to base your relocation on...suicide rate? Really? It's not like Portland is Gary, Indiana. It's a very nice place to live with a great night life. If you can't enjoy yourself here, then that's on you.Suicide rate? Good lord.

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