GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have all of next week off, so I came into work today to make sure I have everything caught up. I just spent about 40 minutes having a conversaton about sex with a female co-worker. This co-worker is a HOT 28 year old spanish single-mom and over the last few months she and I have become extremely good friends, I probably talk to her more than any other person in my life other than my son. Its weird, because she is definitely the hottest female in the building and prior to working more closely with her, I knew her and basically always wanted to bang her brains out (like every other guy at work) But now we've developed this weird connection and talk about our dating adventures as single parents. It's nice to get each other's perception on this topic. She always comes to my office and we end up chatting forever and pretty much everyone else here thinks we're secretly hooking up, but we're not. She's told me that she's thought about it, but she's not the type to randomly hook up with anyone and definitely not anyone at work because she's worried about her "career". I respect that, and actually really appreciate the friendship and the advice we give each other. We've gone out for dinner and gone to the movies a few times but nothing has ever happened and I've never tried anything. Its weird that I almost don't even ever think about it with her anymore, even though she's smoking hot. She's kinda seeing someone now, but she doesn't want to have a serious relationship because of her daughter and because she's been hurt in the past. So she comes to me for advice all the time about this new guy and what she do. I talk to her about different girls that I've gone out with recently. 99% sure there would never be a long term relationship with her, so if we ever did hook up it would probably end up ruining the friendship and I'm pretty sure we'll probably be working together for a long long time.

Having said all that.... today we somehow got on the topic of sex. We talked about the different expectations that come from it from the guy and the girl's point of view. She really started asking questions about specific things about BJ's, different positions, places, things she likes etc. Our great "friendship" was completely the last thing on my mind. The only thing I was thinking about was how messy my desk was going to be in 3.5 minutes when I finish having awkward sex with her. Not sure if she was thinking the same thing, but suddenly she got up and said she had to leave to go finish xmas shopping.

Anyways.... The only thing I was going to post was that I masturbated at work today. But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail. Also, not sure who my secret santa is, but thanks for the freeze pops!!! So awesome, and I was just running out of them too, so this worked out great.

My link

 

[heckmanm]

Thopras for your brother, GBShuke

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would like to oil that up and break it in like a new baseball mitt.~Roger

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I would like to think that that is what ice fishing is really like. But I know it is more like Frosty and Tre farting in a portable cabin all day.

 

[Thorn]

Cliff's notes on the Gun Control Thread?

My link

We need more Norwood in this thread.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So, your wife says "please don't spend much on me for Christmas" is code for..............

Don't waste money that you're going to need for the divorce lawyer.

My wife and I didn't exchange last year and aren't this year either. having said that I bought her a coat a few weeks ago that she's been wearing and just paid another $1000 to upgrade our wedding album and increase pictures.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So, your wife says "please don't spend much on me for Christmas" is code for..............

Don't waste money that you're going to need for the divorce lawyer.

My wife and I didn't exchange last year and aren't this year either. having said that I bought her a coat a few weeks ago that she's been wearing and just paid another $1000 to upgrade our wedding album and increase pictures.

This is a great racket.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've been doing bills for hours. I'm considering not giving her jewelry back.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watching the The Real Story Of Christmas on H2 while I do it too. I would like to kick the Puritan reformers in the face. Seriously, "caroling" was going house-to-house singing and you only went away after they gave you booze to drink. If they didn't give you booze, you threw rocks through their windows. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! Stupid Puritans.

 

[kevzilla]

Did you guys know that Gosling's Black Seal makes a 151-proof version? I did not know that.

I have some Mexican Coca-Cola getting cold. Gonna introduce those two shortly. See you in the Drunk Thread.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

But I thought that was a little to vague so I "gustered" up the post a bit to provide more detail.

Where are the 10,000 other words?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it. Best of luck to your brother, shuke.

Didn't seem to negatively impact her gaydar. Did Real World Portland ever air? I gave up on the show after Chicago, I think.

I saw that Stephen guy walking down the street once.Not "street walking" per se, just walking down the street.

 

[guru_007]

Blue Horseshoe loves Kilmarnock/Hibs o2.5

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Blue Horseshoe loves Kilmarnock/Hibs o2.5

Link?

 

[mr. furley]

get you some Goose Island Bourbon County Stout

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thank you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

Thanks for mine too Cos.Not sure what to do with LinkedIn but people keep asking me to join their contacts and all of a sudden I'm getting some business. That's kind of cool.

 

[kevzilla]

Who's calling plays for the Lions? Seriously. Goal to go, one of those plays has to be a fade to Megatron, no?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Thanks you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

Thanks for mine too Cos.Not sure what to do with LinkedIn but people keep asking me to join their contacts and all of a sudden I'm getting some business. That's kind of cool.

My dad recently complained that it's merely a showcase for people to be lured away by other companies. He lost a valuable mechanical engineer last month and is a little bitter about it. It's a good job hunting resource. It is kind of funny how a lot of the profiles read like "please get me out of here."

 

[JaxBill]

Feel terrible about the Ryan Freel news. When he was first starting out with the Reds I would sometimes see his father in the local BW3. Seemed like a really nice guy and a couple of the bartenders confirmed this.

 

[cosjobs]

Thank you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

Don't let me down.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Feel terrible about the Ryan Freel news. When he was first starting out with the Reds I would sometimes see his father in the local BW3. Seemed like a really nice guy and a couple of the bartenders confirmed this.

Remember when he dove into the stands for a ball and inadvertently kicked an old lady in the face?

 

[shuke]

Sorry Shuke. Good luck and hope things work out for the best.

Best wishes Shuke, sorry to hear. : (

Sorry shuke. Gb of mine has it. Fwiw it was horrible until it was properly diagnosed. After it is things get better.

Thanks guys. Thorn, was it cured, or just controlled?My brother has a lot of anxiety about it, I don't know if it's a cause or just an effect of him being so distraught about not knowing what was going on. He's a super health nut, pretty much the opposite of me. I talked to my SIL today and I guess the CDC called and he refused to talk to them because he didn't want to get worked up about it.

 

[shuke]

I hope he gets better, shuke.

Thoprawishes Shuke. Hope he makes a quick recovery.

Good luck GBshukeThoughts and Prayers your family's way.

Everything I learned about Lyme's disease was from Real World Seattle, but I think she might have been faking it. Best of luck to your brother, shuke.

Shuke, sorry to hear about your brother. Growing up in the North East, ticks and lime disease were things we were always wary of. Most kids would get a quick inspection when they came back from playing in the woods/fields. I hope that your brother has a speedy recovery now that they know what it is. Super scary stuff

Thanks all. They actually suspected Lyme disease but felt it was a longshot becasue it's not that prevalent in Ohio. He does go hunting a few times a year. Did some research and it seems this is commonly transmitted by ticks in the nymphal stage, which are very difficult to see/detect.

 

[shuke]

Is that like "Schaefer is the One Beer To Have When You're Having More Than One"?

The Session Drinker's Session Beer

 

[shuke]

I had Lyme disease as a kid and I turned out just fine

Serious or shtick? Do you still have it?

 

[shuke]

shuke, hope your brother gets better soon.

I get lupus and Lyme disease confused. Good thoughts your way shuke.

T&P's GB. :(

Sorry Shuke. Good luck and hope things work out for the best.

T & P

Thanks guys.

 

[shuke]

Thopras for your brother, GBShuke

Thanks buddy.

 

[shuke]

Thank you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

 

[shuke]

Feel terrible about the Ryan Freel news. When he was first starting out with the Reds I would sometimes see his father in the local BW3. Seemed like a really nice guy and a couple of the bartenders confirmed this.

That sucks. In all seriousness, I hope Farney didn't tell him to do it.

 

[shuke]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse.

Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Thanks you cosjobs for endorsing my spectroscopy skills on LinkedIn.

Thanks for mine too Cos.Not sure what to do with LinkedIn but people keep asking me to join their contacts and all of a sudden I'm getting some business. That's kind of cool.

My dad recently complained that it's merely a showcase for people to be lured away by other companies. He lost a valuable mechanical engineer last month and is a little bitter about it. It's a good job hunting resource. It is kind of funny how a lot of the profiles read like "please get me out of here."

lolI think your Dad has a pretty accurate perception.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse. Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

 

[shuke]

GM> went to Five Guys tonight. I didn't hear anything announced when I went in.

But heard "one in" twice while I was eating. I felt ripped off.

 

[shuke]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse. Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Feel terrible about the Ryan Freel news. When he was first starting out with the Reds I would sometimes see his father in the local BW3. Seemed like a really nice guy and a couple of the bartenders confirmed this.

That sucks. In all seriousness, I hope Farney didn't tell him to do it.

Wow.. I had no idea this happened. Freel was an undervalued fantasy asset for a few years. Loved his game.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/

"Playing" this "game" currently. Not sure what I think about it.. or where it's headed.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse. Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

Pick up any supplies for doomsday?

 

[shuke]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/"Playing" this "game" currently. Not sure what I think about it.. or where it's headed.

How long is this intro?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/"Playing" this "game" currently. Not sure what I think about it.. or where it's headed.

How long is this intro?

I think it's the out-tro now that we're past Dec. 21. It was a run?

 

[shuke]

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/"Playing" this "game" currently. Not sure what I think about it.. or where it's headed.

How long is this intro?

I think it's the out-tro now that we're past Dec. 21. It was a run?

I think you have to go back to each level. Oh why the #### do I care, I need to go to bed.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[strykerpks]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse. Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

Wife took the little one to Walgreens during the Packer game last week for a free picture and you could bring pets. Our dog got scared but the kid was fine. In and out in 5 minutes. Sorry to hear about your brother. Lyme disease can get nasty but hopefully he can get treatment

 

[Thorn]

Sorry Shuke. Good luck and hope things work out for the best.

Best wishes Shuke, sorry to hear. : (

Sorry shuke. Gb of mine has it. Fwiw it was horrible until it was properly diagnosed. After it is things get better.

Thanks guys. Thorn, was it cured, or just controlled?My brother has a lot of anxiety about it, I don't know if it's a cause or just an effect of him being so distraught about not knowing what was going on. He's a super health nut, pretty much the opposite of me. I talked to my SIL today and I guess the CDC called and he refused to talk to them because he didn't want to get worked up about it.

Controlled, but he was misdiagnosed for several years before they figured out it was Lyme. Supposedly if he was correctly diagnosed from the start it might have been cured, but when it's been in your system for a long time it's not easily eradicated.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse.

Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

Wife took the little one to Walgreens during the Packer game last week for a free picture and you could bring pets. Our dog got scared but the kid was fine. In and out in 5 minutes.

Sorry to hear about your brother. Lyme disease can get nasty but hopefully he can get treatment

Not buying this

 

[strykerpks]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse.

Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

Wife took the little one to Walgreens during the Packer game last week for a free picture and you could bring pets. Our dog got scared but the kid was fine. In and out in 5 minutes.

Sorry to hear about your brother. Lyme disease can get nasty but hopefully he can get treatment

Not buying this

I sure as hell didn't go (BAC might have played a factor). But if you want something done around here, that's the time to do it

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took the kids to Bass Pro Shop to see Santa today. We usually do this on a weeknight but didn't get a chance this year. What a ####ing nuthouse.

Is there any worse smell than the mixture of cigarette smoke and farts that is common in large groups of hillbillies?

WTF. A mall down?

BPS has a nice setup with activities for the kids, and the photo is free.

Wife took the little one to Walgreens during the Packer game last week for a free picture and you could bring pets. Our dog got scared but the kid was fine. In and out in 5 minutes.

Sorry to hear about your brother. Lyme disease can get nasty but hopefully he can get treatment

Not buying this

I sure as hell didn't go (BAC might have played a factor). But if you want something done around here, that's the time to do it

This is a cool Christmas for you, my brother. Enjoy it, it gets better.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Chet's thread went well, dontcha think?