GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

ETA: WTF is Les Miles thinking

Doesn't that pretty much sum up his coaching career? He just happens to be the luckiest SOB in history.

I don't know. He runs a great program, but he's freaking crazy. You could made an argument that if Nick Saban wasn't in the SEC that Miles would have won another NC last year and be in it this year.I think there are only 2 coaches that I would want other than Miles. Saban and Meyer I know it sounds petty, #####ing about a guy who averages 10 wins a season...but dude is insaine

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

 

[krista4]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

Yeah, I was defriended as well, which I didn't take too terribly personally. But I did get concerned about the guy several months ago when he never came back, so I did some Googling. It appears that he's gotten very, very into Magic the Gathering (I think that's the game), plays online competitively and even flies to various cities for tournaments. It's all there in the public Internet.

Oh.

Watching the Taxslayer.com ( ) Gator Bowl, and aside from MSU's atrocious QB play and coaching, the only other interesting development is NU's use of some crazy oversized picture board for calling in plays. Looks like Coach Ditka is on one of the panels.

it's awesome.Orange Ditka Vegas something...

Totally awesome. Also awesome that Northwestern is about to win.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can we live bet somewhere that MSU will frag their QB after the game?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

Yeah, I was defriended as well, which I didn't take too terribly personally. But I did get concerned about the guy several months ago when he never came back, so I did some Googling. It appears that he's gotten very, very into Magic the Gathering (I think that's the game), plays online competitively and even flies to various cities for tournaments. It's all there in the public Internet.

WHAT?!? We should have him killed.

No, no. We need to stage a very public fellow wizard intervention, led by Barry the Beige.

OK, so everyone start thinking of some wizard aliai. I think it'll be best if we do this is as a group.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Man, great win for our Wildcats.

 

[urbanhack]

hi guys

 

[Mr Capicollo]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

Yeah, I was defriended as well, which I didn't take too terribly personally. But I did get concerned about the guy several months ago when he never came back, so I did some Googling. It appears that he's gotten very, very into Magic the Gathering (I think that's the game), plays online competitively and even flies to various cities for tournaments. It's all there in the public Internet.

WHAT?!? We should have him killed.

No, no. We need to stage a very public fellow wizard intervention, led by Barry the Beige.

OK, so everyone start thinking of some wizard aliai. I think it'll be best if we do this is as a group.

This needs to be done somehow on that website, so that we embarrass the hell out of him at his new haunt. And someone needs to be his IRL wicca-loving psycho ex-girlfriend.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm wearing some ridiculously oversized Beats Audio headphones in anticipation of the Rose Bowl.

 

[urbanhack]

I'm wearing some ridiculously oversized Beats Audio headphones in anticipation of the Rose Bowl.

I only wear them during warmups so I can shut my coaches and teammates out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

hi guys

 

[krista4]

I'm wearing some ridiculously oversized Beats Audio headphones in anticipation of the Rose Bowl.

 

[strykerpks]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

He's just there as a figurehead to call timeouts, ##### at the refs, and do all the media work this week. The team asked him to do it. The assistants are doing all the work.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

He's just there as a figurehead to call timeouts, ##### at the refs, and do all the media work this week. The team asked him to do it. The assistants are doing all the work.

More of a full-figuredhead.Donna Shalala is calling the plays, unfortunately. It's an ugly offense.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

He's just there as a figurehead to call timeouts, ##### at the refs, and do all the media work this week. The team asked him to do it. The assistants are doing all the work.

More of a full-figuredhead.Donna Shalala is calling the plays, unfortunately. It's an ugly offense.

Makes about as much sense.

 

[Mr Capicollo]

On the way home at 4AM last night we cameUpon a 5 car 3 fatality accident on PCH. Scary stuff. Cop said the bodies were still on the road and wouldn't let us through. I wish everyone would've been responsible and cabbed last night. :(

It's kind of racist of you to imply that the only way home is a cab for Asian females.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I doubt anyone's ####ed up more than I. I ran at least two wonderful women off (and a 3rd, who was probably the best match I could ever hope for but got wise enough to not marry me). You're a young guy, right? I was serious about the therapy thang. My corporate insurance gave me 7 or 8 free therapy sessions. If yours does, take advantage of it.

Yeah, I've done the therapy thing several times. A couple times during my marriage to try to work things out and again after my divorce. My job also requires me to identify unstated emotions and motivations and I'm damn good at it. So I got this covered

Yeah, but it's different now Gush. You're NOT married now and you thinking/emotions are different. "Once" don't fix it. Plus, you're too smart for your own good.I identify with all of this. You don't need us to break you down, but would it it hurt if you did it to yourself?

Last time I went to therapy I was supposed to have 10 sessions, the therapist cut me off after 3 sessions because I was basically able to unravel it all on my own. I dated one of the top psychiatrists in the city and when she described our first date to her friends, they said it was like dating her. She thought I had some general training in psychiatry because the way I think and approach things apparently follows the basic tenants of how they are trained Not saying there would be no value from it, just that I generally do a pretty good job of psychoanalyzing things on my own

Sorry for hammering you on it, G. I know you're a smart dude and will bring it home safely.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

I hear Elway is QBing the first series for Stanford

 

[SofaKings]

Received a couple SS items today.....

A CAT shirt and a new toilet cleaner for Mrs. SLB! Thanks GB Sofa!!

You are welcome but I think there is more.

So everyone got thier SS gift this year? I think I got Keys'd I'm trying to recover from last night. My GB (who homebrews) had a few people over last night. We did fondue. I guess that's why I have blisters in my mouth.

Hammer the Badger today if you like free money.

Nope...didn't get mine.

 

[mr. furley]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

6 of them left could turn it over to the strength and conditioning guy or a grad assistant i suppose

 

[Uruk-Hai]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

Yeah, I was defriended as well, which I didn't take too terribly personally. But I did get concerned about the guy several months ago when he never came back, so I did some Googling. It appears that he's gotten very, very into Magic the Gathering (I think that's the game), plays online competitively and even flies to various cities for tournaments. It's all there in the public Internet.

WHAT?!? We should have him killed.

No, no. We need to stage a very public fellow wizard intervention, led by Barry the Beige.

OK, so everyone start thinking of some wizard aliai. I think it'll be best if we do this is as a group.

This needs to be done somehow on that website, so that we embarrass the hell out of him at his new haunt. And someone needs to be his IRL wicca-loving psycho ex-girlfriend.

 

[urbanhack]

Bloody mary #3

just finished off a lobster tail

now trying to figure out how I'm going to eat these giant scallops.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Bloody mary #3just finished off a lobster tailnow trying to figure out how I'm going to eat these giant scallops.

sorry to hear about your troubles with seafood.

 

[proninja]

Austinguys: I'm free Thursday night. Just sent cos a PM. Turns out you have beer in this town. We should drink some.

 

[Gadzooks]

Sofa: your SS gifts are coming soon

Homer: i had a dream about you last night, weird

Guster: i love you

Thorn: Little Zooks tried to steal my Reeses shirt, i almost kicked him, but my threats were enough to scare him away from it.

SLB/Frosty: if either of you have a new years resolution to get divorced, please let me know.

I haven't gotten out of bed all day. 2013 its shaping up to be "The Year of Zooks"

 

[Guster]

And as long as we're on the subject of WTF type stuff, why is Big Fat Barry Alvarez coaching Wisconsin today? There's a blast from the past. Are their assistants that inept that the AD has to step in? Seems a little forced.

6 of them left could turn it over to the strength and conditioning guy or a grad assistant i suppose

That's pretty much the approach Cincinnati took

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Bloody mary #3just finished off a lobster tailnow trying to figure out how I'm going to eat these giant scallops.

Poor soul. I "know a guy" (not a euphemism) if you can't get that 3rd garage door unstuck (also not a euphemism).

 

[JaxBill]

Yeah, the Badgers look hammered all right.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Belated good luck to everyone's football teams in whatever fake games they're playing in, btw.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

Yeah, I was defriended as well, which I didn't take too terribly personally. But I did get concerned about the guy several months ago when he never came back, so I did some Googling. It appears that he's gotten very, very into Magic the Gathering (I think that's the game), plays online competitively and even flies to various cities for tournaments. It's all there in the public Internet.

WHAT?!? We should have him killed.

No, no. We need to stage a very public fellow wizard intervention, led by Barry the Beige.

OK, so everyone start thinking of some wizard aliai. I think it'll be best if we do this is as a group.

This needs to be done somehow on that website, so that we embarrass the hell out of him at his new haunt. And someone needs to be his IRL wicca-loving psycho ex-girlfriend.

My link. Oh mommy ...Hellen Mirren - 1967

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sofa: your SS gifts are coming soonHomer: i had a dream about you last night, weirdGuster: i love youThorn: Little Zooks tried to steal my Reeses shirt, i almost kicked him, but my threats were enough to scare him away from it.SLB/Frosty: if either of you have a new years resolution to get divorced, please let me know.I haven't gotten out of bed all day. 2013 its shaping up to be "The Year of Zooks"

She has gained a few pounds recently. Should probably cut bait.

Belated good luck to everyone's football teams in whatever fake games they're playing in, btw.

 

[General Malaise]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

 

[proninja]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I'm not far behind you. Oof.

 

[YSR]

Hammer the Badger today if you like free money.

IwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTAN

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I love free money and hammered Stanford. Made up for what I lost on stupid LSU last night.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I took a flight a few weeks ago next to a woman who had split the front of her pants. I think they were sweatpants. They weren't jeans.She also hadn't been on a flight in 20 years, and was freaking out during take-off. But she loved the in-flight trivia game.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I took a flight a few weeks ago next to a woman who had split the front of her pants. I think they were sweatpants. They weren't jeans.She also hadn't been on a flight in 20 years, and was freaking out during take-off. But she loved the in-flight trivia game.

did you eat her box?

 

[eoMMan]

Thanks, GM, for doing the playoff pool again.

 

[General Malaise]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I took a flight a few weeks ago next to a woman who had split the front of her pants. I think they were sweatpants. They weren't jeans.She also hadn't been on a flight in 20 years, and was freaking out during take-off. But she loved the in-flight trivia game.

did you eat her box?

Good god...

 

[General Malaise]

I love free money and hammered Stanford. Made up for what I lost on stupid LSU last night.

Yup. Thanks for that late INT, Wisconsin! What the hell was that, LSU? Horrible. And if Lane Kiffin doesn't get fired for that absolute crapshow that was the Sun Bowl, then there is no god. Definitive proof.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I took a flight a few weeks ago next to a woman who had split the front of her pants. I think they were sweatpants. They weren't jeans.She also hadn't been on a flight in 20 years, and was freaking out during take-off. But she loved the in-flight trivia game.

did you eat her box?

Well obviously. I'm a gentleman, after all.

 

[Annyong]

Drew Seattle in my office "against the spread" pool. Does it really matter what team I get with spreads involved?

 

[proninja]

Drew Seattle in my office "against the spread" pool. Does it really matter what team I get with spreads involved?

I'm pulling for you

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Drew Seattle in my office "against the spread" pool. Does it really matter what team I get with spreads involved?

The sharps jumped on Seattle pretty heavily when the line opened, FWIW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I texted a wager to a GMTANer Sunday but didn't get a reply back. Ruling?

 

[strykerpks]

Hammer the Badger today if you like free money.

IwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTANIwillnotblindlytailbetsfromGMTAN

Stupid late field goal.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I texted a wager to a GMTANer Sunday but didn't get a reply back. Ruling?

Was it me? My phone went crazy again. I rebooted it today and got texts from Sunday, but according to my daughter I'm still missing a couple.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Dudes in this thread are taking book now? This place has everything.

 

[krista4]

Jesus, what is this musical abomination playing at the Orange Bowl? :X