GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus, what is this musical abomination playing at the Orange Bowl? :X

I heard it in another room and guessed Nickelback tribute band.

 

[krista4]

Jesus, what is this musical abomination playing at the Orange Bowl? :X

I heard it in another room and guessed Nickelback tribute band.

 

[shuke]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

All over a Christmas gift?

 

[proninja]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

All over a Christmas gift?

Doesn't make a lot of sense

 

[General Malaise]

I've watched just about every bowl game this year :degenerate: and I assure you that THIS one right here - the Orange Bowl - is the crappiest of them all. This thing sucks.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

What did Keys do?

Stiffed K4 on her Secret Santa gift last year and then disappeared from the internet.

He's still very active on the Internet, just not here.

That's interesting. He defriended all of us(?) on Facebook, including people he knew in person like Woz and stryker.

All over a Christmas gift?

the whole thing is really strange.nobody knows if that was the cause of him disappearing, but they happened around the same time.he even gave some type of cryptic message about the SS gift before he vanished, stopped replying to emails, and defriended everybody from around these parts.

 

[General Malaise]

Helluva exit strategy from the boards, though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm doing some old fashioned, c. 2004 trolling in that Man Cave thread. It's fun to be childish.

 

[General Malaise]

Haven't had a hair cut since August. It's getting beyond out of control. I'm starting to look like a deranged homeless person.

 

[mr. furley]

I've watched just about every bowl game this year :degenerate: and I assure you that THIS one right here - the Orange Bowl - is the crappiest of them all. This thing sucks.

whatever bowl featured Rutgers and VA Tech was a steaming pile. much worse than this.and No Ill just went onside kick

 

[General Malaise]

I've watched just about every bowl game this year :degenerate: and I assure you that THIS one right here - the Orange Bowl - is the crappiest of them all. This thing sucks.

whatever bowl featured Rutgers and VA Tech was a steaming pile. much worse than this.and No Ill just went onside kick

REVERSE JINX WINS AGAIN! Yeah, that Rutgers/VA Tech game was an absolute abortion. Whatever that performance was by Purdue today was right up there in terms of dog vomit too.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

They're post-season exhibition games. 20% of these guys are probably playing high. I honestly have no idea why anybody watches any of this tripe, outside of the NC game.

I have NIU/FSU on right now.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

They're post-season exhibition games. 20% of these guys are probably playing high. I honestly have no idea why anybody watches any of this tripe, outside of the NC game.

I've wondered this for decades.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

They're post-season exhibition games. 20% of these guys are probably playing high. I honestly have no idea why anybody watches any of this tripe, outside of the NC game.

I've wondered this for decades.

Flipped on "this is 40" instead. Five minutes in and I'm wistful for the athletic stylings of NIU.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got a PM with the subject ":e: applications"

Andrew74 said:======================================================================Shuke said you were handling applications this year. Let me know what I need to do. Thanks

 

[YSR]

Got a PM with the subject ":e: applications"

Andrew74 said:======================================================================Shuke said you were handling applications this year. Let me know what I need to do. Thanks

 

[Mr. Pickles]

So.. what does he need to do? I think there is an initiation fee this year. Pretty sure about that.

 

[Josie Maran]

Got a PM with the subject ":e: applications"

Andrew74 said:======================================================================Shuke said you were handling applications this year. Let me know what I need to do. Thanks

 

[FDAS]

Drive down the road at night with no lights. First person that high beams you, follow them and kill them.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So.. what does he need to do? I think there is an initiation fee this year. Pretty sure about that.

"You're misunderstanding shuke's response. scotty quit supporting the site, so we've turned :e: into an application. You can download it to an ipad or any smartphone. Just Paypal me $19.99 and I'll send you the name of the app."

 

[Josie Maran]

So.. what does he need to do? I think there is an initiation fee this year. Pretty sure about that.

Asspenny.

 

[T Bell]

Quite certain I've gained 30 pounds in the last 10 days. People in Michigan like their food and like their beer and when it's sub-freezing all day every day, there ain't much in the way of outdoor activity. My god...I can't fit in my pants anymore. Will need to wear a towel on the plane ride home.

I took a flight a few weeks ago next to a woman who had split the front of her pants. I think they were sweatpants. They weren't jeans.She also hadn't been on a flight in 20 years, and was freaking out during take-off. But she loved the in-flight trivia game.

did you eat her box?

You misspelled gunt.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I love free money and hammered Stanford. Made up for what I lost on stupid LSU last night.

CLEMSON (thanks YSR)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ETA - the ex gf texted me about random #### over the last 15 min Just waiting for the FWB to start texting about wanting to come over

Pv just puked in my roilrt

I hope this was 'shirt' and not 'toilet'

It was toilet.

Didn't really remember this until I read it. Also, I think I fell down in your bathroom and was stuck in the tub for awhile.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

ETA - the ex gf texted me about random #### over the last 15 min Just waiting for the FWB to start texting about wanting to come over

Pv just puked in my roilrt

I hope this was 'shirt' and not 'toilet'

It was toilet.

Didn't really remember this until I read it. Also, I think I fell down in your bathroom and was stuck in the tub for awhile.

Would've been a good time for a shot video IMO.

 

[Thorn]

Little bit of a comeback for Louis vs Rick with the latest installment.

 

[Stoneys]

ETA - the ex gf texted me about random #### over the last 15 min Just waiting for the FWB to start texting about wanting to come over

Pv just puked in my roilrt

I hope this was 'shirt' and not 'toilet'

It was toilet.

Didn't really remember this until I read it. Also, I think I fell down in your bathroom and was stuck in the tub for awhile.

Would've been a good time for a shot video IMO.

 

[krista4]

This company (WARNING: link might not be a great idea at work) is looking for a General Counsel. Insert "will you be paid in Doritos" joke here. Can't decide if I wish to apply.

 

[Frostillicus]

ETA - the ex gf texted me about random #### over the last 15 min Just waiting for the FWB to start texting about wanting to come over

Pv just puked in my roilrt

I hope this was 'shirt' and not 'toilet'

It was toilet.

Didn't really remember this until I read it. Also, I think I fell down in your bathroom and was stuck in the tub for awhile.

Would've been a good time for a shot video IMO.

Things did seem in a bit of disarray in the morning.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This company (WARNING: link might not be a great idea at work) is looking for a General Counsel. Insert "will you be paid in Doritos" joke here. Can't decide if I wish to apply.

Are you sure I didn't pay you? I could have sworn I paid you. Oh man, where did I put the checkbook? Dude.

 

[krista4]

This company (WARNING: link might not be a great idea at work) is looking for a General Counsel. Insert "will you be paid in Doritos" joke here. Can't decide if I wish to apply.

Are you sure I didn't pay you? I could have sworn I paid you. Oh man, where did I put the checkbook? Dude.

 

[Tecumseh]

This company (WARNING: link might not be a great idea at work) is looking for a General Counsel. Insert "will you be paid in Doritos" joke here. Can't decide if I wish to apply.

We want to talk to you about some "acquisitions" that we'll need. Now, totally unrelated, but do you have any connections with the Mexican National Police?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This company (WARNING: link might not be a great idea at work) is looking for a General Counsel. Insert "will you be paid in Doritos" joke here. Can't decide if I wish to apply.

Are you sure I didn't pay you? I could have sworn I paid you. Oh man, where did I put the checkbook? Dude.

My wife is a paralegal and this sounds like her idiot boss.

 

[Limp Ditka]

What flavor Doritos are we talking about here?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.

$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".

I feel violated.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

Did they at least lock the bathroom door?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

Did they at least lock the bathroom door?

No kidding. I also brought a bunch of paperwork to do while I waited. When I arrive, the waiting room is pretty full. There are three banks or 5 chairs in a u-shape facing towards TV's. Much to my dismay, they are almost all full so I'm forced to take a middle seat flanked by other people. About 20 minutes goes by and people are leaving, my bank of 5 chairs is now empty, cool. So I start going through my work using the chair to my left to stack stuff I no longer need. Then some dickmittens come and sit in one of the chairs and then looks at me like I'm the ####### for taking up two chairs even though there are two chairs right next to open and another 5 chairs in the other two banks of chairs open. I should have puked on him. What ignorant ####s.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

 

[T Bell]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Did they call you "Bob Nanking" afterward?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Did they call you "Bob Nanking" afterward?

猫のTシャツ Bob

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.

$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".

I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Did they call you "Bob Nanking" afterward?

Super Fun Catshirt Luck Guy actually

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm not exactly a Will Ferrell fan but this kills me every time.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm not exactly a Will Ferrell fan but this kills me every time.

Greatest SNL skit ever.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Don't you know a guy or something?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Don't you know a guy or something?

 

[Josie Maran]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

This is why I just kinda let these things work themselves out. The check engine light will eventually just go out on its own.

 

[T Bell]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.

$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".

I feel violated.

●/dealer's 1/2/2013 calendar

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Don't you know a guy or something?

You went to a Toyota dealer. Don't you know a car guy?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Got in the car this morning to see on the display that the "VSC isn't functioning, see a dealer" and well as the engine light being on. First thing I did was check the gas cap. It was loose so I tightened it. Still on. So I drove around, made 5 stops and it was still on. After getting contradicting results via Internet searches, I finally succumb and call the dealer.$93.46 later, I'm told, wait for it, that gas cap must have not been on completely at one time, there's nothing wrong. I ask the guy why it didn't reset when I tightened it and he replied "*chuckle* oh it can sometimes take weeks to reset on it's own".I feel violated.

What German car do you drive?

Other Axis member, Toyota Highlander.

Don't you know a guy or something?

You went to a Toyota dealer. Don't you know a car guy?

Oh. Yeah but he just has a lot, not much of a garage. Plus it's on the other side of the Mississippi.