strykerpks
Footballguy
Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.I don't know that I've had a lot of swordfish. I bet it's great. My dad likes to order it at fancy restaurants.
I'd like to take a stab at it sometime.
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I'd like to take a stab at it sometime.
flysack
Footballguy
My old gray cat got slapped upside the head today by our 1 year old female cat when he sneaked in to toss her salad.I was proud of the old geezer, in an uncomfortable perverted kind of way.Our rabbit got fresh bedding today!that's all I got.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
Drifter
Footballguy
Swordfish is relatively easy as it's pretty sturdy. Keeping it simple, marinade it in soy sauce and garlic for a couple hours and then throw it on the grill.Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.
JaxBill
Footballguy
That's the rapier wit we have come to appreciate in this thread.Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.
T Bell
Footballguy
It supposedly has a LOT of mercury in it, so I don't order it anymore. I liked it as it had a relatively neutral flavor meaning that you could season it in a lot of different ways, and it's also a very "dense" meat (though some people don't like that about it).Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.
T Bell
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Grilled up some steelhead trout last night with a blackened rub on it. It was divine. Tasted like salmon kinda.
Abraham
Footballguy
Why not just make salmon?
Drifter
Footballguy
Because Steelhead is better. My favorite fish in the NW. More like Salmon than trout.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Did you make the blackened rub or buy it?
General Malaise
Footballguy
It was cheaper than the salmon at Albertsons.
I'm with drifter. Fresh steelhead trout is hard to beat. They swim out to the ocean from the Columbia, fart around for a few years, then swim all the way back up the Columbia to screw and die. Not all of them make it, though. Some find their way to my plate. 
General Malaise
Footballguy
Made it all by myself.
Drifter
Footballguy
You can also plank cook it just like salmon and season with a bit of lemon and fresh dill.Made it all by myself.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I could have pus-ed out and said something to my neighbor, that's the troop leader but I went to the head honcho, MC Creepy Dude. I considered tapping him on the shoulder and doing a "come with me, we need to talk" but decided against it. I was boiling mad, probably more so than I should have been. The problem is when Cal doesn't eat his conditions really come out and he is unruly and that's what started to happen. Probably why I was even more angry. So I took a more diplomatic approach. I shook his hand, told him thanks for everything but in the future, the kids need to eat first. I said I'll go last at every one of these things, I don't care, the kids however, this is for them right? The kids need to eat first. I think he picked up that I was VERY serious about this because he looked a little scared. One of the other parents, whom I never met before, over heard me and agreed with me. He finally managed to muster "that's a good idea, it's their big night".
Mostacholi, Cavatelli, Pasta Con Broccoli, Toasted Ravioli, boneless chicken wings & butter Italian bread.To be fair, I know that #### happens, this wasn't planned. The Scout Leader from the other troop acting all like "#### them, I got my food" really set me off. I'm not kidding, my rage meter was at a 9. Lucky for him I can control myself.They did go out and got another pan of Mostacholi, which Cal freaking devoured, so that was good.
can vouch for TaskerLooks like I'm officially FBG Cornholing with Steve Tasker this year at Bonnaroo.We're planning to meet either in Memphis or Nashville then camp out for 4 days straight drinking heavily with thousands of dirty hippies on a farm in the middle of nowhere.
I'm sure it will be a blast.
hfs
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You guys are making me hungry. I think I'm just going to drink whiskey instead and calm down.You can also plank cook it just like salmon and season with a bit of lemon and fresh dill.Made it all by myself.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Salt, pepper, juice of a lime and 1/2 a lemon to season, then throw it on a hot pan for a couple of minutes. Add a diced shalot and couple of garlic cloves to the pan and cook for about 2-3 minutes per side. WA LA. Simple but delicious.Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Well by all means, don't tell us how.Made it all by myself.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
The scout leaders ate before the kids?!?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Yeah this. It reminds me of shrimp in that you can season it pretty much any way you want and generally it'll come out good if you know what you're doing.
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Sorry for the Honda. This is ridiculous and I would raise some hell.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Recipe pls?Made it all by myself.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yes, every one of them. They were done eating before we were even in line to get food that wasn't there. If I wasn't so mad, it would have been funny. Cal & Dylan were like "sooooo how many slices of bread can I have?"
Britney Spears
guest speaker
Are there yelp sites and stuff for Boy Scouts? I'd put their names up on there along with the story. Facebook also.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It was also pretty hilarious (really sad) at the beginning of the event. The guy in charge of fund raising, somebody sent in from HQ I guess, starts his spiel by saying "Now I don't want you to get worried, you probably noticed my uniform is a different color than the rest of the troop leaders. That's just because of my rank."Oh alright dude.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Se my post a few minutes ago, I took care of it. This won't be happening again.All I could think about too was at Coshole when GM told me I look intimidating.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Your mayor has a bodyguard?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
You've been to Detroit, St. Louis is on par in crime. Although we finally got control of the police, this was a hold over from the Civil War, and things have already started to show improvement. The ACLU even sued to so we COULDN'T have control. I'll never understand that.ETAThese #######s killed an elderly man last year playing this funny "game". I hope they all die. #### them.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Well by all means, don't tell us how.Made it all by myself.
This usually makes way more than you need for a large fillet of fish, but I can use it on other stuff too. Or, you know...make just half. It's damn good.2 tsp Lemon zest2 tsp paprika2 tsp dried thyme2 tsp onion powder2 tsp garlic powder1 TBSP brown sugar2 tsp salt2 tsp pepper1/2 tsp cayenne1 tsp dried oregano1 tsp cumin1/2 tsp nutmegRecipe pls?Made it all by myself.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
It was also pretty hilarious (really sad) at the beginning of the event. The guy in charge of fund raising, somebody sent in from HQ I guess, starts his spiel by saying "Now I don't want you to get worried, you probably noticed my uniform is a different color than the rest of the troop leaders. That's just because of my rank."
Oh alright dude.
Can you imagine the comedic potential of me, you, Tanner, Cos, Shuke and more as troop leaders running this little Jamboree thing?"Okay, troops. After breakfast, General Malaise will teach you some important knots, like the square and the shoe-tier. St. Louis Bob will lead a discussion about how to trap poisonous snakes in a bag. Cosjobs will be teaching the art of making the perfect S'More. Tanner's got disc golf lessons at 13:00 and Shuke is going to read out loud from his latest novel before supper."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
It was also pretty hilarious (really sad) at the beginning of the event. The guy in charge of fund raising, somebody sent in from HQ I guess, starts his spiel by saying "Now I don't want you to get worried, you probably noticed my uniform is a different color than the rest of the troop leaders. That's just because of my rank."
Oh alright dude.
"Okay, troops. After breakfast, General Malaise will teach you some important knots, like the square and the shoe-tier. St. Louis Bob will lead a discussion about how to trap poisonous snakes in a bag. Cosjobs will be teaching the art of making the perfect S'More. Tanner's got disc golf lessons at 13:00 and Shuke is going to read out loud from his latest novel before supper."
And actually he said "scared" instead of "worried". My eyes were blinking like I was imitating a hummingbird's wings in flight.
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cosjobs
Footballguy
Try the penfish instead. THe taste is mightier.Well, whatever you do, do NOT tell us how.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Downtown Dallas can be a little Detroity too, so yeah, I hear ya on the bodyguards. Portland's outgoing mayor is an openly gay man who was caught "grooming" his 17 year old page (the infamous Beau Breedlove). Portland refused to vote him out even after it came to light. I'm not sure what one would have to do in this city to get the hook.Knockout game? What the hell is wrong with people?
General Malaise
Footballguy
It was also pretty hilarious (really sad) at the beginning of the event. The guy in charge of fund raising, somebody sent in from HQ I guess, starts his spiel by saying "Now I don't want you to get worried, you probably noticed my uniform is a different color than the rest of the troop leaders. That's just because of my rank."
Oh alright dude.
"Okay, troops. After breakfast, General Malaise will teach you some important knots, like the square and the shoe-tier. St. Louis Bob will lead a discussion about how to trap poisonous snakes in a bag. Cosjobs will be teaching the art of making the perfect S'More. Tanner's got disc golf lessons at 13:00 and Shuke is going to read out loud from his latest novel before supper."
General Malaise
Footballguy
These red apple beer commercials are terrible. I can't imagine beer that tastes like apple juice would be a long term winner.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
"For highest achievement in the area of Werewolfing."
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Ive had an apple cider beer, pretty yasty. I couldnt drink more than one though.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I love apples but I hate apple juice. Luke warmish on the cider. Say, that reminds me. I haven't had a beer yet today. BRB.....
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Im the opposite on apples. :applechat:
:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.
strykerpks
Footballguy
:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.
Krista owes me a beer for the one I just spilled
Britney Spears
guest speaker
You're a saint for keeping it in. I'm nearly never mad, but this would tip my scale.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Added to my recipe spreadsheet.Well by all means, don't tell us how.Made it all by myself.This usually makes way more than you need for a large fillet of fish, but I can use it on other stuff too. Or, you know...make just half. It's damn good.2 tsp Lemon zest2 tsp paprika2 tsp dried thyme2 tsp onion powder2 tsp garlic powder1 TBSP brown sugar2 tsp salt2 tsp pepper1/2 tsp cayenne1 tsp dried oregano1 tsp cumin1/2 tsp nutmegRecipe pls?Made it all by myself.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Horrible spot to be in, sorry man.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
What's this now?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
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