GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

True story- When I was bout 2-3 years old our family dog bit me and then died.Dad knew the dog had to be tested for rabies, so he called a buddy who owned a grocery store to see if he could use his walk-in refrigerator to keep the dog corpse in overnight..Dad - Our dog just bit my son and he died. Can I keep him in your refrigerator tonight?Supermarket owner - - Chester, shouldn't the boy go to the funeral home?THese were teh olden days and it took 10 days to get the dog to Austin to be tested and I had to undergo the rabies stomach shots until we got the all clear.

 

[Abraham]

I think this is so cool. http://imgfave.com/view/1723061

 

[General Malaise]

:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.

 

[shuke]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

 

[Abraham]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

I actually think its kind of cool.

 

[shuke]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

I actually think its kind of cool.

Will probably give me nightmares. I think I just saw its head move.

 

[General Malaise]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

Looks like Kevzilla.

 

[strykerpks]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

Maybe she didn't want to accidentally break them or throw them away

 

[shuke]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

Looks like Kevzilla.

 

[General Malaise]

I've worn contacts since I was 18. Been thinking it might be time to get some specs like the fake ones LeBron wears. Thoughts?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.

Krista owes me a beer for the one I just spilled

So once again we are last to get food. As we are waiting in line,we are informed they have run out. Dont worry, every single Scout leader had his fill. As they made the anouncement,one of them looks at his empty plate, puts his hands on his belky and says "well Im full". It took everything I had to not punch the fat #### in the back of the head. So my boys had plain white bread for dinner. Not even buttered.

So wait a minute, the scout leaders are eating before all of the scouts get their food?

Nice huh? Mrs. Slb keeps looking at me because she knows im about to snap. Six families didnt get food. Of course there was plenty of salad left so I got that. Words will be said before we leave. Im ####### pissed.

Are there yelp sites and stuff for Boy Scouts? I'd put their names up on there along with the story. Facebook also.

Se my post a few minutes ago, I took care of it. This won't be happening again.All I could think about too was at Coshole when GM told me I look intimidating.

You're a saint for keeping it in. I'm nearly never mad, but this would tip my scale.

Brother, it has taken me a life time to keep it in. I have to give props to the Catholic school system for that, the teachers I had helped me tremendously.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

I actually think its kind of cool.

Will probably give me nightmares. I think I just saw its head move.

There are few things that scare me but flying monkeys and tornadoes are at the top of the list. My Mom's favorite movie is Wizard of Oz. Coincidence?

I've worn contacts since I was 18. Been thinking it might be time to get some specs like the fake ones LeBron wears. Thoughts?

LASER eye surgery was the best money I've ever spent.

 

[bostonfred]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

I went to a buddys bachelor party once, and the dancer took my glasses off my face without asking, bent over, and put them on her butt, then winked at us through them. I didn't want to put them on my face after that, because I don't know what's gone on in or around that butt. But your glasses touched a hotel towel, and I know exactly what I've done to hotel towels over the years.

 

[General Malaise]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

I went to a buddys bachelor party once, and the dancer took my glasses off my face without asking, bent over, and put them on her butt, then winked at us through them. I didn't want to put them on my face after that, because I don't know what's gone on in or around that butt. But your glasses touched a hotel towel, and I know exactly what I've done to hotel towels over the years.

What kind of an animal skeets on a hotel towel?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

I went to a buddys bachelor party once, and the dancer took my glasses off my face without asking, bent over, and put them on her butt, then winked at us through them. I didn't want to put them on my face after that, because I don't know what's gone on in or around that butt. But your glasses touched a hotel towel, and I know exactly what I've done to hotel towels over the years.

Go on.....

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

I went to a buddys bachelor party once, and the dancer took my glasses off my face without asking

How RUDE!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was gone for awhile because an old friend from high school/college called. He has 6, SIX, cats. He's married with two kids. Good night.

 

[kevzilla]

Came back to my room and the housekeeper made some towel origami dog/pig thing. Seen it done before, but this time my glasses were placed on its face. Kind of feel vioated here.

Pic

Not one comment on this? No one else thinks this is ####ing weird as hell?

Looks like Kevzilla.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

@ Facebook Zooks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, my Mother has asked me several times over the years if I had any pot. Thoughts?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[strykerpks]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I like it. She kind of looks like GrilA.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, my Mother has asked me several times over the years if I had any pot. Thoughts?

Smoke her out, my brother.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, my Mother has asked me several times over the years if I had any pot. Thoughts?

Smoke her out, my brother.

That's what I'm thinking. I owe her several nights at the casino. My thought was to have her get a room and get her high. It would be really good for her. The last time she asked was down at the lake, in front of my Dad. You know, before I broke my neck. Pretty awkward because he is like Hank Hill.

 

[Tecumseh]

I made some really, really good swordfish tonight.

I made Thai coconut soup and homemade naan. The soup was awesome, the naan was like a salt lick.

 

[Frostillicus]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

sure

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth

Band name

 

[Frostillicus]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

sure

As far as you know.

 

[krista4]

GM, my Mother has asked me several times over the years if I had any pot. Thoughts?

Smoke her out, my brother.

A couple of you have heard this before...My parents divorced when I was five, and I spent two days a week with my uber-religious dad and family, and the rest with my not-at-all religious mom. I credit this with my being adaptable and able to get along with all different sorts of people.

Anyway, when I was in high school we had a plant in my mom's kitchen that looked so much like pot. I was incredibly naive and didn't know much about this but it looked a little like that to me. My mom told me what the name of it was--something that looked a bit like pot but wasn't. I don't remember what it was called.

In college I was out to dinner with my BFF Jane and my mom, and somehow this came up. I couldn't remember the name of the plant and asked my mom to remind me.

Mom: Krista, it was pot. I just told you that so you wouldn't tell your grandmother.

 

[strykerpks]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

Well by all means, don't tell us how.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

sure

As far as you know.

GM, my Mother has asked me several times over the years if I had any pot. Thoughts?

Smoke her out, my brother.

A couple of you have heard this before...My parents divorced when I was five, and I spent two days a week with my uber-religious dad and family, and the rest with my not-at-all religious mom. I credit this with my being adaptable and able to get along with all different sorts of people.

Anyway, when I was in high school we had a plant in my mom's kitchen that looked so much like pot. I was incredibly naive and didn't know much about this but it looked a little like that to me. My mom told me what the name of it was--something that looked a bit like pot but wasn't. I don't remember what it was called.

In college I was out to dinner with my BFF Jane and my mom, and somehow this came up. I couldn't remember the name of the plant and asked my mom to remind me.

Mom: Krista, it was pot. I just told you that so you wouldn't tell your grandmother.

I know my mother's side of the family quite well. I hang out with them on a regular basis. Bunch of pot smokers they are. All of them do very well too.

 

[Frostillicus]

So my crazy semi-hippie wife made homemade toothpaste. Truly, the most vile concoction I've ever had in my mouth.

Well by all means, don't tell us how.

It's like, I don't know, coconut oil and baking soda and apparently an absolute #### ton of salt. Unless baking soda is salty. I don't know.

 

[Frostillicus]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

 

[strykerpks]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

 

[St. Louis Bob]

okay

 

[Frostillicus]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?

 

[strykerpks]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?

Yes, Yes and Yes

 

[strykerpks]

I'm guessing this Busty Housewives of Beverly Hills on HBOZ might be a bit dirty

 

[Frostillicus]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?

Yes, Yes and Yes

I have? I can't keep track. Want another one that's not as good as usual but includes GoT season 1? PM me your address and you'll get it in like a month.

 

[Thorn]

Sorry gm. If you need someone else to lick peanut butter off your balls for a while I'm here to help.

Trying too hard IMO

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry gm. If you need someone else to lick peanut butter off your balls for a while I'm here to help.

Trying too hard IMO

No peanut butter?

 

[Thorn]

Warning: lit nerd post to follow. Interesting to precious few (or none) -

This is another reason why I love my little town -

Reading the Writing: A Conversation Between Toni Morrison and Claudia Brodsky

ITHACA, N.Y. – Nobel Prize-winning author and Cornell University alum, Toni Morrison will return to campus for a program Thursday, March 7, at 4:45 p.m. in Alice Statler Auditorium, titled "Reading the Writing: A Conversation Between Toni Morrison and Claudia Brodsky."

Brodsky is a Princeton University professor of comparative literature. She and Morrison have been colleagues and friends for more than 20 years. "They will be talking about the novel [Morrison's] working on now and other recent writings"

Her numerous honors include the 1993 Nobel Prize in Literature; the 1988 Pulitzer Prize for Fiction for "Beloved" and the National Book Critics Award in 1978 for "Song of Solomon." Her works also include "The Bluest Eye," "Jazz," "Sula," "Tar Baby" and "Paradise," children's books and essay collections.

Geekgasm.

I wrote a final exam on Beloved for a Contemporary American Lit class while stoned out of my gourd. I think I was the only one who chose Beloved out of all the books we wrote that semester but I felt like in my current state of mind I totally grokked it. Turns out I did because I got an A

Grokked?

 

[strykerpks]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?

Yes, Yes and Yes

I have? I can't keep track. Want another one that's not as good as usual but includes GoT season 1? PM me your address and you'll get it in like a month.

This is better than secret santa!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yes I'm drunk. Love this

though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Neither of the leads in Coyote Ugly ended up being big stars.

Piper Peraboo was pretty good in Looper

Haven't seen taht one yet, but I have it sitting over here.Stryker have I ever sent you a movie box? Want some? Like Game of Thrones?

Yes, Yes and Yes

I have? I can't keep track. Want another one that's not as good as usual but includes GoT season 1? PM me your address and you'll get it in like a month.

This is better than secret santa!

 

[T Bell]

:( Sorry about your nephew and dog GM. I understand your mixed feelings in taking him to the pound, but at two years old he probably has a good chance of being adopted quickly. I assume he's a nice little white child, which should be in demand.

"What a waste of a perfectly good white boy."

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Yes I'm drunk. Love this

Oh dear.

 

[Josie Maran]

Currently drinking and preventing a friend from committing suicide. No ####. Freaked out.