GM's thread about nothing (35 Viewers)

[Sweet J]

Taking the kids in my sex-ed class on a field trip to a "family planning" clinic this weekend. All the boys have to get up on the stirrips so the see what women have to go through when they have their exams. The boys generally get a kick out of it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

 

[T Bell]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

 

[krista4]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

Not much to it if you're not having problems and you're not pregnant. Which, I should mention, I'm not.

 

[urbanhack]

anyone interested in co-owning a baseball team in cake leeg?PM me if you are interested and can help me draft during work hours.

 

[Aerial Assault]

anyone interested in co-owning a baseball team in cake leeg?PM me if you are interested and can help me draft during work hours.

Mebbe, but before I PM, what are your work hours?

 

[bostonfred]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

 

[krista4]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

 

[bostonfred]

34b? C?

 

[Disco Stu]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyone interested in co-owning a baseball team in cake leeg?PM me if you are interested and can help me draft during work hours.

I can probably do this.

 

[heckmanm]

Ever wonder what happened to Hermie, the "dentist" elf from the Rudolph Xmas special?

Found him

for reference

 

[strykerpks]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

 

[Thorn]

I do better when I have goals to hit and demons to fight.

You are speaking my language. I sometimes have to set downright silly goals for myself just to not allow myself to sort of drift off and get nothing done.

 

[EYLive]

Our office had a staff meeting with breafast catered from Panera. They brought in 2 quarts of orange juice which no one except me has drunk (drank? drunken?). Anywho, it looks like I have free OJ all to myself this week. :fistpump:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

My link

 

[krista4]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

She does a breast exam, but the mammogram is a radiology thing; different people, different offices.On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

 

[strykerpks]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

She does a breast exam, but the mammogram is a radiology thing; different people, different offices.On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

Hey, free paps!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

She does a breast exam, but the mammogram is a radiology thing; different people, different offices.On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

I consider it "thrifty". If I was a mechanic I don't think I'd have my wife take her car to Jiffy Lube.

 

[T Bell]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

She does a breast exam, but the mammogram is a radiology thing; different people, different offices.On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

Why can't you be both the driver and the mechanic?

 

[T Bell]

On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

I consider it "thrifty". If I was a mechanic I don't think I'd have my wife take her car to Jiffy Lube.

Why can't you be both the driver and the mechanic?

 

[Disco Stu]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

You need a separate appointment for that? If I was an OB/GYN that would be my hook... "Free mammogram with every stirrup visit". Always starting with the uptops as a warmup of course.Is that creepy? That felt creepy...

She does a breast exam, but the mammogram is a radiology thing; different people, different offices.On a slightly different and equally creepy note, my best friend in law school married an OB/GYN and throughout their relationship he has always done her exams. Does that strike anyone else as...really gross?

I consider it "thrifty". If I was a mechanic I don't think I'd have my wife take her car to Jiffy Lube.

:goodanalogy:

 

[urbanhack]

anyone interested in co-owning a baseball team in cake leeg?PM me if you are interested and can help me draft during work hours.

I can probably do this.

Confirmed.

 

[YSR]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Plus it would give me the opportunity to run some good shtick."Gee, Mrs. Malloy...I don't think I'm even going to need the speculum. Whoever your partner is must be monstrous."

 

[YSR]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

YMMV

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

You realize they're just supposed to squash your boobs not actually screw you, right?

 

[krista4]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

Mammogram canceled.

 

[YSR]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

 

[krista4]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

 

[YSR]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

 

[T Bell]

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

Mammogram canceled.

Oh c'mon! We were only teasing!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

I think she meant Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.

 

[YSR]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

I think she meant Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.

I never said I was smart.

 

[T Bell]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

I think she meant Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.

Is this Oxford comma shtick?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

I think she meant Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.

I never said I was smart.

Don't worry about it. Women get all loopy when they're knocked up.

 

[krista4]

Happy Birthday to Fat Drunk and Stupid and his many aliai.

Wow, what are the odds they'd all have the same birthday?

Sometimes I lose track of who he's posting as. I believe a few of the originals are coming off of probation soon/have recently come off probation.

I think she meant Fat, Drunk, and Stupid.

I never said I was smart.

Don't worry about it. Women get all loopy when they're knocked up.

Actually I feel fine.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Happy birthday FDAS, and sorry about Alabama winning another title next year.

 

[flysack]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

Plus it would give me the opportunity to run some good shtick."Gee, Mrs. Malloy...I don't think I'm even going to need the speculum. Whoever your partner is must be monstrous."

did he fat finger his way to friending your peta?

She's a she, 34 and fairly attractive.Clear your schedules for tomorrow at 11. I'll be live-blogging my mammogram in here.

I went in for a mammogram last fall and about an hour later, found out I was pregnant.

You realize they're just supposed to squash your boobs not actually screw you, right?

Jesus. Somebody stop Tanner before he ODs on dopamine.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Done already. . Take that, YSR!

What the hell? Did he just stick his head in and take a quick look around?

"Looks like we're all done here...Looks like we're all done here"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not gonna top echo shtick. See you all tomorrow.

 

[Disco Stu]

Not gonna top echo shtick. See you all tomorrow.

Ohh... echo. Now I get it.
.

 

[Bogart]

I have only skimmed the last 15 pages. I feel like I need to go back and really read this stuff.

 

[flysack]

I have only skimmed the last 15 pages. I feel like I need to go back and really read this stuff.

It's been a pretty good run. Worth the time.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

YODELAYHEEHOO

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Totally unrelated

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Totally unrelated

Also not related.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Non-sequitir

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Non-sequitir