GM's thread about nothing (16 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Played 9 holes today (real golf, no frisbees involved) and I'm currently digesting a 16 oz steak and working on beer #4. Going out in a bit to meet some friends and get pleasantly boozed up.

Good day so far.

You're not working on a Friday night, or is this just like pre-game batting practice?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Played 9 holes today (real golf, no frisbees involved) and I'm currently digesting a 16 oz steak and working on beer #4. Going out in a bit to meet some friends and get pleasantly boozed up.

Good day so far.

You're not working on a Friday night, or is this just like pre-game batting practice?

I only work Sat-Sun-Mon, but will be adding Friday nights in a couple weeks.

 

[UniAlias]

stu is a terrible person. I'm so tired and drunk. just arrived at a strip club. ####

 

[Annyong]

Attn: Bob and Guster.

Brisk walking better than running

So get your walk on, boys.

Brisk walking is for fairys.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Played 9 holes today (real golf, no frisbees involved) and I'm currently digesting a 16 oz steak and working on beer #4. Going out in a bit to meet some friends and get pleasantly boozed up.

Good day so far.

Dang that sounds awesome. I walked by the golf course today. As close as I got.

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

It's all about the free standing ashtray and flat screen TV. This man knows how to do business with style.

All that's missing is a fridge.

And a French maid to balance your beer on when you have to take a phone call.

to both of these

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

No mini-fridge for beers and such?

Does whiskey and vodka count as beer?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Attn: Bob and Guster.

Brisk walking better than running

So get your walk on, boys.

Brisk walking is for fairys.

Wish I was with you.

 

[Annyong]

thats a lot of whiskey and vodka

 

[shuke]

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Played 9 holes today (real golf, no frisbees involved) and I'm currently digesting a 16 oz steak and working on beer #4. Going out in a bit to meet some friends and get pleasantly boozed up.

Good day so far.

Dang that sounds awesome. I walked by the golf course today. As close as I got.

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So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

It's all about the free standing ashtray and flat screen TV. This man knows how to do business with style.

All that's missing is a fridge.

And a French maid to balance your beer on when you have to take a phone call.

to both of these

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

No mini-fridge for beers and such?

Does whiskey and vodka count as beer?

Jeezus. Party on, Bob.

 

[T Bell]

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

Hitler discovers that SLB has taken over and redecorated the Führerbunker.

http://www.geek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/hdv-580-x-340.jpg

 

[kevzilla]

stu is a terrible person. I'm so tired and drunk. just arrived at a strip club. ####

Best time to go imo. You get the day shift, happy hour, AND the night shift.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

I'll take 'Things Old People Would Say' for $500, Alex.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

I'll take 'Things Old People Would Say' for $500, Alex.

Ouch. And screw Homer for his no disc golf .

 

[Homer J Simpson]

stu is a terrible person. I'm so tired and drunk. just arrived at a strip club. ####

Perfect time to hit up the strippers for some coke. You can make new friends.

Just ask the one that Stu is banging in the bathroom.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

I'll take 'Things Old People Would Say' for $500, Alex.

Ouch. And screw Homer for his no disc golf .

 

[bentley]

Jeez, I was just going through some stuff on MyFitnessPal and realized that I've had something to drink 56 of the last 70 days (coshole days were the most fun to count). That seems like a lot. Luckily, it's probably at or below average for the GMTAN. Someone tell me that I'm not an acloholic.

Probably 68/70 for me.

Yeah, same here. Bentley... you're kinda sounding like Woz here. Sorry.

Maybe you missed the part where I was hoping for this response, Disco MOP.Great game today. Big win and Josh looked like hell.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

We've been over this, my home office is in my unfinished basement. I wish I had 50-75k (?) laying around to finish it but I don't.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

stu is a terrible person. I'm so tired and drunk. just arrived at a strip club. ####

Perfect time to hit up the strippers for some coke. You can make new friends.

Just ask the one that Stu is banging in the bathroom.

:Lmao:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man, I haven't been in a strip club in like 6 years.

 

[kevzilla]

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

We've been over this, my home office is in my unfinished basement. I wish I had 50-75k (?) laying around to finish it but I don't.

I think all the booze brightens the place up considerably.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not that I don't like strippers. I just don't like them putting their rat claws on me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Not that I don't like strippers. I just don't like them putting their rat claws on me.

I like the ones that place winning Super Bowl bets then splits the money with me.

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

We've been over this, my home office is in my unfinished basement. I wish I had 50-75k (?) laying around to finish it but I don't.

I think all the booze brightens the place up considerably.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Off to the bar, gents. Be good.

 

[Annyong]

am i the only one who upon arriving home from work, sees that the family is gone, so i grab a beer from the garage before even going into the house?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

am i the only one who upon arriving home from work, sees that the family is gone, so i grab a beer from the garage before even going into the house?

You're ok, GB. If I had a family or a garage, I would totally do this.

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[strykerpks]

So I think I mentioned that the CEO of my largest client was ousted after a merger a couple of weeks ago. Nobody would take his office over so they made the obvious decesion to give me his furniture free of charge. Believe me, the upgrade is cool and all but I would rather him still be with the company * a million.

So my home office went from this http://imageshack.us/a/img40/5333/homeofficey.jpg

to this

http://imageshack.us/a/img194/6886/office1a.jpg

http://imageshack.us/a/img822/6316/office2g.jpg

Cover up that concrete for christ's sake.

We've been over this, my home office is in my unfinished basement. I wish I had 50-75k (?) laying around to finish it but I don't.

What are you, Otis?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

am i the only one who upon arriving home from work, sees that the family is gone, so i grab a beer from the garage before even going into the house?

You're ok, GB. If I had a family or a garage, I would totally do this.

Shark move is to drive right by home and head to the bar.

 

[Frostillicus]

It's going to just be me and the two kids starting tomorrow at about 9am until Sunday around 3pm. There are no in-laws or my family available to help, and there's a birthday party involved somewhere in there as well. I'm not some incompetent father or anything so I think everything is going to work out ok, but there's part of me who that wonders what exactly my wife is going to be coming home to.

 

[Annyong]

am i the only one who upon arriving home from work, sees that the family is gone, so i grab a beer from the garage before even going into the house?

You're ok, GB. If I had a family or a garage, I would totally do this.

Shark move is to drive right by home and head to the bar.

whoa :head explode:

 

[Annyong]

It's going to just be me and the two kids starting tomorrow at about 9am until Sunday around 3pm. There are no in-laws or my family available to help, and there's a birthday party involved somewhere in there as well. I'm not some incompetent father or anything so I think everything is going to work out ok, but there's part of me who that wonders what exactly my wife is going to be coming home to.

easy, order pizza and keep a slight buzz all day.

 

[Abraham]

am i the only one who upon arriving home from work, sees that the family is gone, so i grab a beer from the garage before even going into the house?

I usually grab a beer on the way home whether they are there or not.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It's going to just be me and the two kids starting tomorrow at about 9am until Sunday around 3pm. There are no in-laws or my family available to help, and there's a birthday party involved somewhere in there as well. I'm not some incompetent father or anything so I think everything is going to work out ok, but there's part of me who that wonders what exactly my wife is going to be coming home to.

Hoping we can join Mr Mom forces at some point. Stay strong.

 

[T Bell]

It's going to just be me and the two kids starting tomorrow at about 9am until Sunday around 3pm. There are no in-laws or my family available to help, and there's a birthday party involved somewhere in there as well. I'm not some incompetent father or anything so I think everything is going to work out ok, but there's part of me who that wonders what exactly my wife is going to be coming home to.

This might be a good time to surprise her with a new green food creation made in the kitchen which ruined her cookware. I'd suggest a lot of hemp and tofu.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

How's it look on your Amiga?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is working like 10 days straight up until next Friday. I'm sitting here getting drunk.

When she gets home I'm doing this

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This new version of the board sucks on my blackberry.

How's it look on your Amiga?

It looks great.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Man, I haven't been in a strip club in like 6 years.

Me either. It's depressing. I could to one around here, but the stretch marks, cesarean scars and smoker's cough of the Upstate talent wouldn't be worth it.

 

[Osaurus]

My wife is working like 10 days straight up until next Friday. I'm sitting here getting drunk.

When she gets home I'm doing this

Easy there Marty Stouffer.

 

[T Bell]

My wife is working like 10 days straight up until next Friday. I'm sitting here getting drunk.

When she gets home I'm doing this

Best part of her day. I'm glad you're so supportive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Man, I haven't been in a strip club in like 6 years.

Me either. It's depressing. I could to one around here, but the stretch marks, cesarean scars and smoker's cough of the Upstate talent wouldn't be worth it.

That's right in my wheelhouse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

My wife is working like 10 days straight up until next Friday. I'm sitting here getting drunk.

When she gets home I'm doing this

Easy there Marty Stouffer.

I love his French bread pizzas.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

My wife is working like 10 days straight up until next Friday. I'm sitting here getting drunk.

When she gets home I'm doing this

LOLZ

 

[UniAlias]

this is bad.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

this is bad.

Did one of those skeevy split-tails try to manhandle you? I hate that.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

this is bad.

What's up?

BTW, I've been meaning to ask you for a tattoo reddit girl update.

 

[Abraham]

this is bad.

What's up? BTW, I've been meaning to ask you for a tattoo reddit girl update.

 

[Britney Spears]

Headed to Denver tomorrow for a week. Drifter, any recommendations?

Rockies/Avs/Nuggets obviously I'm a little out of touch with what might be hip but the old standbys are as follows: Breckenridge Brewery by Coors FieldFalling Rock Tavern (mega beers on tap) by Coors Field.Any place with a rooftop deck in LoDo on a Sunny afternoonDuffy's Cherry Cricket in Cherry Creek for great burgersBenny's on 6th avenue for good Mexican and TequilaHead up to Boulder and do some hiking around Chatauqua Park. Stunning in the Spring.Take a walk around the CU campus while you're there and check out the coeds. Stunning in the SpringGo check our Red Rocks just to see it.Golf at Arrowhead or Fossil Trace or both

Don't forget Toby Keith's I Love This Bar.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Headed to Denver tomorrow for a week. Drifter, any recommendations?

Rockies/Avs/Nuggets obviously I'm a little out of touch with what might be hip but the old standbys are as follows: Breckenridge Brewery by Coors FieldFalling Rock Tavern (mega beers on tap) by Coors Field.Any place with a rooftop deck in LoDo on a Sunny afternoonDuffy's Cherry Cricket in Cherry Creek for great burgersBenny's on 6th avenue for good Mexican and TequilaHead up to Boulder and do some hiking around Chatauqua Park. Stunning in the Spring.Take a walk around the CU campus while you're there and check out the coeds. Stunning in the SpringGo check our Red Rocks just to see it.Golf at Arrowhead or Fossil Trace or both

Don't forget Toby Keith's I Love This Bar.

I've been to the one in Vegas. Hokey but the biggest portions of food I've ever seen since Shuke used his Golden Corral gift certificate.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Thorn and cos on the board early in the Red Sox pool

For some reason I thought squares were $10 each and not $20, so I thought I was buying 2