ragincajun
Footballguy
Gold bond is one of the greatest inventions ever. One tip, DO NOT apply after a shower.
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ragincajun
Footballguy
I will just say make sure any area is dry. I have never felt a pain like that before.
Adebisi
Footballguy
I think you're doing it wrong.Nothing feels better & fresher than a pat of Gold Bond under the scrotum after a shower.
Hov34
Eephus's Great Great Great Love Child
Although, if you expect a special lady friend to go down there anytime soon, don't do it - they don't like the smell.or taste.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
pollardsvision
Footballguy
The Peppermint Patty for the Fatty.
To cut down on the mess of powder flying all over the bathroom, I like to take about 10 minutes to airdry, then step out on the backporch to apply.
To cut down on the mess of powder flying all over the bathroom, I like to take about 10 minutes to airdry, then step out on the backporch to apply.
Adebisi
Footballguy
I usually just step back into the shower when applying.
Agent 47
Footballguy
Don't you have an excellent story about gold bond?
Adebisi
Footballguy
As a matter of fact, I do...
Agent 47
Footballguy
Adebisi
Footballguy
As a matter of fact, I do...
Good times.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Towel dry, then stand in front of the fan with THE FLYING SQUIRREL for 30 seconds to get fully dry, then back into the shower stall to apply.
guest 54788
Prince of ShantyTown
CletiusMaximus
Footballguy
great way to put that little extra giddyup in your hopalong when heading off to work on a hot summer day
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
I used the yellow bottle Gold Bond forever but got a jock itch infection last year. Im not a jock, I had no idea what a jock itch actually was, but it ####### blew. Took like 3 months to totally get rid of it. You think applying Gold Bond hurts, try spraying Lotrimin on raw skin.
After this ordeal, I switched to extra strength Gold Bond in the turquoise bottle. It tingles more, but that just means its working
After this ordeal, I switched to extra strength Gold Bond in the turquoise bottle. It tingles more, but that just means its working
strykerpks
Footballguy
Fixed
Every once in a while you should switch to the triple action to get that extra tingleThanks for posting rajincajun, because of this thread I purchased my first bottle of Gold Bond. I feel fresh like a daisy
Adebisi
Footballguy
I assume you were raw down there from scratching. Next time, before it gets to that point, pick up a few tubes of Lanacane and apply liberally a couple of times a day as needed. You'll go completely numb down there, but it's better than itching or burning.Also, you can practice some "just the tip" masturbation techniques during this time.I used the yellow bottle Gold Bond forever but got a jock itch infection last year. Im not a jock, I had no idea what a jock itch actually was, but it ####### blew. Took like 3 months to totally get rid of it. You think applying Gold Bond hurts, try spraying Lotrimin on raw skin. After this ordeal, I switched to extra strength Gold Bond in the turquoise bottle. It tingles more, but that just means its working
I purchased the triple action. It was the same price and I figured if it was FBG approved, triple action would be three times as good.FixedEvery once in a while you should switch to the triple action to get that extra tingleThanks for posting rajincajun, because of this thread I purchased my first bottle of Gold Bond. I feel fresh like a daisy
Psychopav
Help us, Joebi-Wan Brynobi, you're our only ho
There's actually creams you can use which don't burn like spraying the athlete's foot sprays. You'll find them in the yeast infection section lol.I used the yellow bottle Gold Bond forever but got a jock itch infection last year. Im not a jock, I had no idea what a jock itch actually was, but it ####### blew. Took like 3 months to totally get rid of it. You think applying Gold Bond hurts, try spraying Lotrimin on raw skin. After this ordeal, I switched to extra strength Gold Bond in the turquoise bottle. It tingles more, but that just means its working
boots11234
Footballguy
I love gold bond.
nysportsfan
Footballguy
Whoa, after using GOld Bond yesterday after the shower, I was going to post this topic. Strange.
My buddy had terrible crotch rot after a golf tournament and we told him a tube of green gold bond would help. He describes it as the most intense pain for 5 minutes followed by the best 5 minutes of his life.
My buddy had terrible crotch rot after a golf tournament and we told him a tube of green gold bond would help. He describes it as the most intense pain for 5 minutes followed by the best 5 minutes of his life.
pollardsvision
Footballguy
I made the mistake of waiting until after it got hot as hell around here to pick up my first beautiful green bottle of the season. I'll never make that mistake again.
Luckily, the Bond only needs a couple of days to get the boys back in order.
Luckily, the Bond only needs a couple of days to get the boys back in order.
Billy Bats
Footballguy
The exact way I described my first use of the Bond:OH OW OH NO OHHH OWWWW ... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pollardsvision
Footballguy
BTW, not that I'm likely ever to stray from the Bond, but is that Anti-Monkey Butt stuff a real competitor?
I just assumed it was a marketing gimmick that wouldn't hold a candle to old-faithful, but maybe I'm wrong..
I just assumed it was a marketing gimmick that wouldn't hold a candle to old-faithful, but maybe I'm wrong..
17seconds
root of all aliai
pollardsvision
Footballguy
You talking about GB generally, post-shower application, or application under the scrotum.
For the 1st and 3rd, for the problems they solve....it's all of them.
I don't have much of an opinion on the middle. Before shower, after shower, bone dry, not quite dry...doesn't matter much. Just throw some Gold Bond Medicated Powder on it. Preferably the green stuff (though I've never tried the blue).
17seconds
root of all aliai
I've never used the stuff. I thought it was for athlete's foot. what does it do for your junk that, say, baby powder wouldn't do?
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pollardsvision
Footballguy
Oh, I see. I assume being beautiful SoCal, you may not have encountered the need, but in places that get humid, when summer comes, it can cause all sorts of problems for men.
Any place where skin touches skin that is in a cage of cotton all day can get sweaty and chaffed. Call it jock itch, swamp ###, swamp nuts, whatever.
Gold Bond keeps you cool and dry, and soothes/heals any place where the skin's already irritated. A real game changer.
It is great for the feet too, but that's not where it really shines.
It's also worth using even if you don't totally need it. That Gold Bond tingle is worth it for it's own sake.
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3 out of 5
Footballguy
It's like the three bears.
Yellow = Not enough
Blue = Too much
Green = Just right.
Yellow = Not enough
Blue = Too much
Green = Just right.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
3 out of 5
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
I've never ventured into the blue. Does it burn like hell? I think I've got to try it anyway.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
pittstownkiller
Footballguy
I never used Gold Bond but Tinactin is great for jock itch/athlete's foot. '
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
pittstownkiller
Footballguy
I play a lot of ice hockey, softball, and football, I also sweat through my clothes working inside of boiler rooms and attics in the summer, I have never had jock itch but I have had athlete's foot.
Riversco
Footballguy
Riversco
Footballguy
Just a guess but maybe you guys are wearing cheap or ill-fitting underwear causing chaffing and irritation. Guys don't know how to shop for clothes so it wouldn't shock me.
Come to think of it, I am a bit of an underwear snob. I have had some chaffing problems in the past with certain brands, especially cheapies. But I haven't made that mistake in years and I completely forgot about it until I read this thread.
Buy the right underwear and you won't have issues.
Come to think of it, I am a bit of an underwear snob. I have had some chaffing problems in the past with certain brands, especially cheapies. But I haven't made that mistake in years and I completely forgot about it until I read this thread.
Buy the right underwear and you won't have issues.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
SeaDogStat
Footballguy
pollardsvision
Footballguy
Oh, shut up.
Yeah, I don't doubt that better underwear would help, and I'd never fault a man for caring about quality.
But if the choice is having to take the time and energy to become an underwear snob, or just grab the trusty green bottle, I'll just take the green bottle and the tingle that comes along with it.
Kenny Powers
Footballguy
I cant believe after posting in this thread 3 years ago, it still never occurred to me to go back into the shower to apply the GB when Im pretty sure I read both the posts saying that. I still walk into the bedroom when Im ready for the powder time because the carpet is easier to vacuum than the tile bathroom. From now on, never again!!
