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Never even knew this was possible with this old piece of crap.
There are probably more constructive ways to spend the time until the locksmith gets there, but hey, it's your call.Always leave my keys in my cup holder at work.. For several years now. Drop them in this morning, and as I'm shutting the door, I hear a beep. Walk 10 feet from the car and, *click*. Locks up tight.
BTW, I have no spare. #### me.
well, he knows where they are doesn't he?
Leaving one set in one place and the rest someplace else is kind of the opposite of consolidating.
True. 'Simplify' would have been a better choice of term, but it has more of an ironic tone at this point.
All 4 have their own respective rings. Wife and I have our own set of 'house' keys. This car only has 1 set and we both drive it, so it has to be separate. Work truck and access keys stay at work. Work access keys has the spare for my work truck so it would be dumb to keep them together. If I combined all 4 sets, I would put all janitors to shame.
Before my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
Ive done thisBefore my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
Wait a minute. You knew this and you not only asked for her hand in marriage, but you went through with it?Before my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
Have you considered:
Do you menstruate on a regular cycle.Ive done thisBefore my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
1) If you're going to give third-party marital advice, Ron White probably isn't your best source.Wait a minute. You knew this and you not only asked for her hand in marriage, but you went through with it?Before my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of ####### and say, "I want those ####### on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
Do you think BigJohn's wife is thinking the same thing here?Wait a minute. You knew this and you not only asked for her hand in marriage, but you went through with it?Before my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of ####### and say, "I want those ####### on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
Every day, I'm sure.Do you think BigJohn's wife is thinking the same thing here?Wait a minute. You knew this and you not only asked for her hand in marriage, but you went through with it?Before my girlfriend became my wife, she borrowed my car, and managed to lock the keys in it while it was running. If memory serves, it was also raining.I thought only women were this dumb.
If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of ####### and say, "I want those ####### on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
