Had a fight with the wife (1 Viewer)

[NajehHejan]

was really drunk last night. Told her I resent that I don't get blue dots anymore. Trying to patch things up.

 

[sbonomo]

Did you mean to post this on face book?

 

[shadyridr]

Why would you patch things up? You shouldve said it sober.

 

[johnnycakes]

Make sure she knows about March 14.

 

[msommer]

Start (keep) hiding money

 

[GregR]

Ron White: "I'm a pretty good dog... but if you don't pet me every once in a while, it's hard to keep me under the porch."

 

[FUBAR]

Why would you patch things up? You shouldve said it sober.

had this conversation a couple weeks ago.

She wasn't upset but nothing changed.

 

[Bucky86]

Which one is the blue dots again?

 

[FreeBaGeL]

Which one is the blue dots again?

The one that you stop getting almost completely after marriage.

 

[GregR]

Which one is the blue dots again?

The one that you stop getting almost completely after marriage.

So, all of them?

 

[Rick James]

I like getting bluedots as part of foreplay leading to orangedots, but bluedots by themselves are overrated imo.

 

[comfortably numb]

Which one is the blue dots again?

The one that you stop getting almost completely after marriage.

Wait,

We included dinner with the dot system?

 

[-fish-]

I like getting bluedots as part of foreplay leading to orangedots, but bluedots by themselves are overrated imo.

somebody's doing it wrong.

 

[GOB]

I like getting bluedots as part of foreplay leading to orangedots, but bluedots by themselves are overrated imo.

Yikes. I think they are just the bees knees.

 

[Sabertooth]

Are the blew dots when tears are involved?

 

[Rick James]

I'm serious. Orange dots crush blue.

 

[FUBAR]

I'm serious. Orange dots crush blue.

I'll agree but that's like saying ribeye steaks crush hamburger. Sometimes you want a ####### burger.

 

[NajehHejan]

I have been wanting to have this talk for a while. Really wish I had done it sober. Things are cool today. Probably left a bad taste in her mouth though.

Why would you patch things up? You shouldve said it sober.

had this conversation a couple weeks ago. She wasn't upset but nothing changed.

 

[Van Dyman]

I have been wanting to have this talk for a while. Really wish I had done it sober. Things are cool today. Probably left a bad taste in her mouth though.

Do you mean the problem (no blue dots) is now fixed, or you just mean she's not berating you for whatever you did yesterday?

 

[eoMMan]

Her counter might be that you're not giving her enough pink dots.

 

[Otis]

 

[Christo]

I like getting bluedots as part of foreplay leading to orangedots, but bluedots by themselves are overrated imo.

Location, location, location.

 

[Christo]

I have been wanting to have this talk for a while. Really wish I had done it sober. Things are cool today. Probably left a bad taste in her mouth though.

They don't call it liquid courage for nothing.

 

[Rick James]

Her counter might be that you're not giving her enough pink dots.

lol like that's ever a problem. If OP is anything like me all the wife has to do is look at me funny and I'm on it.

 

[NajehHejan]

The latter

I have been wanting to have this talk for a while. Really wish I had done it sober. Things are cool today. Probably left a bad taste in her mouth though.

Do you mean the problem (no blue dots) is now fixed, or you just mean she's not berating you for whatever you did yesterday?

 

[NajehHejan]

Yep

Her counter might be that you're not giving her enough pink dots.

lol like that's ever a problem. If OP is anything like me all the wife has to do is look at me funny and I'm on it.

 

[Rick James]

And I mean ON IT

 

[GregR]

Her counter might be that you're not giving her enough pink dots.

lol like that's ever a problem. If OP is anything like me all the wife has to do is look at me funny and I'm on it.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

 

[top dog]

 

[bostonfred]

man, you're lucky she accepted your apology for communicating with her. Marriage is neat.

 

[shadyridr]

I have been wanting to have this talk for a while. Really wish I had done it sober. Things are cool today. Probably left a bad taste in her mouth though.

Why would you patch things up? You shouldve said it sober.

had this conversation a couple weeks ago. She wasn't upset but nothing changed.

drink more pineapple juice. Problem solved

 

[jamny]

Yeah, I don't understand how that's something you let build up for so long that you wind up bringing it up while hammered. Why wait so long? It's a perfectly acceptable adult conversation with your wife.

Anymore as in what? 5 years, 10 years?

 

[EYLive]

Great. Now I'm hungry, thirsty and horny.

 

[shadyridr]

Great. Now I'm hungry, thirsty and horny.

you got Najeh's #?

 

[flranger]

I went the better part of 13 years with the spouse with no blues and unfulfilling oranges, browns, or any other color. In short, sex life sucked.

I then had a serious conversation with her about a year ago, and now it is an overflowing rainbow of dots.

What did I tell her you ask?? "I want a divorce", then I followed through........

Puswa galore!! It's never been better.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Were you drunk, made a move, and then turned down?

 

[Judge Smails]

I like getting bluedots as part of foreplay leading to orangedots, but bluedots by themselves are overrated imo.

SuperFreak - you sir are out of your freakin' mind...

 

[Smack Tripper]

what were all the dots again?

That was a great thread

 

[Ray Karpis]

Been getting a few browns lately...but then it slips and it transitions to orange.

 

[Ray Karpis]

Orange - mutual, two-way sex

Blue - receiving only - oral or handy

Brown - you know

 

[Smack Tripper]

Orange - mutual, two-way sex

Blue - receiving only - oral or handy

Brown - you know

Thank you sir...

 

[prosopis]

 

[Patrick Bateman]

What about purple micro-dots?

 

[Otis]

what were all the dots again?

That was a great creepy thread

Fixed.

 

[Smack Tripper]

what were all the dots again?

That was a great creepy thread

Fixed.

Well... Yeah... But they're not mutually exclusive

 

[FUBAR]

Great. Now I'm hungry, thirsty and horny.

welcome to every day as a man.

Orange - mutual, two-way sex

Blue - receiving only - oral or handy

Brown - you know

Don't forget red!

 

[dickey moe]

Orange - mutual, two-way sex

Blue - receiving only - oral or handy

Brown - you know

Ray, your avatar is Creepy.

 

[Ned]

Been getting a few browns lately...but then it slips and it transitions to orange.

You A2P'ed your wife?

 

[(HULK)]

Been getting a few browns lately...but then it slips and it transitions to orange.

Gonna give your lady a UTI that way.

 

[(HULK)]

What color dots are Russian? If you don't know what that is, google it.