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Footballguy
Bike helmet, white shirt, tie. Boom, I'm a Mormon missionary.
¿Qué?Hazmat Suit and Bucs jersey
This one's pretty good. Easy to do. Easy to get around in. Easy to drink in. Plus someone more creative than I could turn play off the "missionary" and make it more risk-eh.Bike helmet, white shirt, tie. Boom, I'm a Mormon missionary.
Madeleine Albright burns Conan big timeSlutty secretary of state Madeleine Albright
Same shtick every year. I go wearing jeans and no shirt. When asked I say "I'm a premature ejaculation." When they say they don't get it, I say, "I just came in my jeans."
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1807748-nflpa-reportedly-may-advise-bucs-and-eagles-not-to-play-depending-on-mrsa-report¿Qué?Hazmat Suit and Bucs jersey
That would be great for me. I wear that "costume" every weekend.Super Creepy Rob Lowe
How would I put this "costume" together?Renee Zellweger's old face
lemons, lots of lemonsHow would I put this "costume" together?Renee Zellweger's old face
So you're copying Buckfast?Going as a crazy trump supporter
I'm going to a Halloween party as a redneck this year. It's not a particularly groundbreaking idea, but I think I can put together a pretty decent funny-looking costume for cheap.
So far, my costume consists of a camouflaged Confederate Stars and Bars trucker hat, a mullet wig, a Miller Lite mechanic's shirt with a South Will Rise Again patch, a Glenn Beck t-shirt, a pair of homemade jean shorts, a Confederate belt buckle that also serves as a bottle opener, a "'Merica - #### Yeah!" beer koozie, a can of dip, and a Bible. I'm also going to shave my beard into some ridiculous-looking redneck design -- perhaps something paying homage to Joe Dirt.
Maybe put on a combover wig that goes down to your ankles?Going as a crazy trump supporter
Just wrong, period.Is it wrong as a white couple to go as Crockett and Tubbs and dome some brown makeup?
Jon Snow
Deadpool
Dipper Pines
Gravity Falls
I really have no idea what any of these are.Hitchbot
That's pretty bad ###.This year I'm going as the Chicano guy who foolishly parks in Cobra's parking spot in the 1986 classic.
Tim Conway is going to sue your ###
Netflix and chill is a popular saying for that demographic
Glue a bunch of redbox movies to yourself and fake ice cubes.