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Gatorade, kratom (perc or xanax will do), excedrin, tug, bacon egg and cheese, and a good sweat. Either bike ride or steam. You'll be good as new after the sweat.

 
1. Force down a quart of Gatorade

2. Shot of Fernet Branca

3. Swim half mile at a brisk pace. 

4. Bloody Mary

5. Bottle of water 

If it persists through all of this, repeat step 5 and then take a 2-hour nap. 

I know this is a lot to go through but if you need to kick it and get ready to go back out, this works 100% of the time. 

 
Greasy food to absorb the alcohol. Drinking lots of water and electrolytes to rehydrate and flush out the remaining alcohol--and some sort of exercise to sweat out any remaining alcohol as well as to wake my body up. 

 
Do NOT miss them.. 25 years ago it was a Guarantee that I'd have 2 or more a week. Smart enough now to drink in moderation and haven't had one for 20 years :banned:

 
If I'm being honest....

lots of wayer and tug tug a few out

the rush of endorphins and other pleasure chemicals to the brain helps you feel better

 
I like this concentrated salt water by drinkwel. 

Otherwise id echo those suggesting exercise and/or a steam/wet sauna. 

 
Glad I quit drinking.  The hangovers got to be too much, just got tired of it.  So, the best way to cure them is to prevent them from happening.  :D

 
I just pop some advil, eat a banana, drink water and deal with it.  It is no cure but helps get me through the day.  Only real cure for me is good sleep.

 
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Activated charcoal & plenty of water before bed.  A niacin flush and sweating the next day.

 
Before I pass out, 2 bottles/large glasses of water.  The hard part is remembering to do this when you're completely smashed.

When I wake up, a greasy type breakfast along with another glass of water.

I've been hangover free for several years now due to the above.

 
Haven't been really drunk in over 15 years.

In college, one advil and a tall glass of water helped a lot.....but the hangover would still suck on some days.

 
Force down a quart of Gatorade before heading to bed.It's not always easy,

For the most part, it will prevent a hangover.

 
i recall a MTM episode where Lou was hung the #### over big time, and Mare came into his office ... she asked how he was feeling, and he replied "did you ever feel like you'd have to stage a major rally just to die?"

i be there atm.  sonofab!tch   :rant:   feels like i went 15 rds. with circa '86 Tyson, then got beat head to toe with a baseball bat, then tossed down 10 flights of stairs, and then beaten back toe to head for good measure, then tossed back in the ring for 15 more rounds.

perused some of the remedies mentioned here, but this is a behemoth -  i usually do tons of water and chugging hot sauce (preferably Tabasco) - yet this beast still lingers.

tl;dr - WAHHHHHH, dude can't hang any more  :shrug:

TIA for suggestions or shtick.  or not.

 
otb_lifer said:
i recall a MTM episode where Lou was hung the #### over big time, and Mare came into his office ... she asked how he was feeling, and he replied "did you ever feel like you'd have to stage a major rally just to die?"

i be there atm.  sonofab!tch   :rant:   feels like i went 15 rds. with circa '86 Tyson, then got beat head to toe with a baseball bat, then tossed down 10 flights of stairs, and then beaten back toe to head for good measure, then tossed back in the ring for 15 more rounds.

perused some of the remedies mentioned here, but this is a behemoth -  i usually do tons of water and chugging hot sauce (preferably Tabasco) - yet this beast still lingers.

tl;dr - WAHHHHHH, dude can't hang any more  :shrug:

TIA for suggestions or shtick.  or not.
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Take that hot sauce, cover your finger with it and shove it up your ###. It will cure your hangover and give you a raging hard on.

 
Baloney Sandwich said:
Take that hot sauce, cover your finger with it and shove it up your ###. It will cure your hangover and give you a raging hard on.
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see, this is the type of advice teh medical professionals and holistic freaks just won't dispense   :wub:

looking forward to applying this method right where it belongs (the sphincter needs a good jimmying) ... only problem is the excited member will be tough to handle through ten o'clock mass  :unsure:   

 
James Daulton said:
Now is when she needs to step and pretend you're not married. 
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we're not  :shrug:

and she's a very good girl in the respect you're referencing, but ... i really avoid any contact for the four or so days -  i'd rather eat cat #### with a knittin' needle.  she's not particularly amorous, so to speak.  i allot her that space, gentleman that i am  :thumbup:

 
otb_lifer said:
we're not  :shrug:

and she's a very good girl in the respect you're referencing, but ... i really avoid any contact for the four or so days -  i'd rather eat cat #### with a knittin' needle.  she's not particularly amorous, so to speak.  i allot her that space, gentleman that i am  :thumbup:
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Well in that case go have sex with someone else.  Duh. 

 
otb_lifer said:
see, this is the type of advice teh medical professionals and holistic freaks just won't dispense   :wub:

looking forward to applying this method right where it belongs (the sphincter needs a good jimmying) ... only problem is the excited member will be tough to handle through ten o'clock mass  :unsure:   
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No alter boys around?

 
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