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Happy Father's Day (1 Viewer)

Looking forward to crab cakes and tri tip for dinner, followed by a cocktail while watching MASH reruns.

This came up on my facebook memories this morning from 2013:
So my 8 year old son makes a Fathers Day card for me and it reads: "
Happy Fathers Day to you. It's your 1,082th fathers day! You smell like a monkey! And you act like one too!! p.s. I'm not making fun of you. You are very silly and I like that! XOXOXOXOXO"
 
Without really thinking about the date, my dad scheduled a colonoscopy for tomorrow. :lmao: :

I stopped down to see him this morning before the SHTF.
 
My kids are bitching about my choice of restaurant and are too tired to go play golf this afternoon. Teenagers are the devil.
ETA: my loving wife is passive aggressively replying to all my suggestions with, “ We will do whatever you want, even if we don’t all want to. It is your day.”
With kids on Fathers day:
Age 0 - 5 AWWW I'm a dad and I get to play with my child all day
Age 6 - 12 I get to do fun stuff with my kid! I'm also the recipient of home made Fathers day cards and lame gifts I will treasure forever.
Age 13 - 16 My children and I interact for 10 minutes, they give me a Hallmark 'Fathers day' card, and they retreat to their room for the rest of the day
Age 17 - 27 "Oh, Happy Fathers day, Dad". I'm lucky if I get that. Sometimes by text.
Age 28 - 36 Phone call "Hey Dad, how are you? My family is doing well. Well, I gotta go..."
Age 37 - ? Dad! Great to see you! Let's go out to dinner. What's your favorite spot? (Internal thought: I have kids?)
 

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