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This conversation happened last night while watching the incredibly long and drawn out Vandy vs Virginia game. (Seriously, stop looking at your fcking coach for 30 seconds in between every pitch, college baseball really needs to address this). Anyhow, since I'm involved and a part of the bet, all people will be referred to as A, B, or C, in order to avoid any bias - ya know, to help a fellow FBG win a couple cases of beer.
Person A has a 7 month old, and earlier that day, while holding his baby over his head and talking to him, the baby threw up directly into the mouth of Person A.
While telling the story, the other two people started talking about the grossest thing that has happened to them that they can remember.
Person B - While walking barefoot through his back yard, stepped into a fresh pile of dog poop, which is completely unexpected since person B does not own a dog, so he was not on the look out for dog poop.
Person C - Having to take a massive dump, and rushing to the bathroom, in his haste he forgot to check the toilet seat out. Just opened stall and turned and dropped his pants in one quick motion, sat down to relieve the pressure that was about to blow out. After a few seconds, realized that his legs and butt were wet. And that's when the realization that he was literally sitting in another man's pee, but could do nothing about it while he had to wait for the mexican food to escape his body.
So naturally, a debate sprung about which of the 3 experiences was actually the worst, and a bet was agreed upon. I'd put this poll up here and see which side the FFA agrees would be the grossest of the 3 experiences. The winner gets a case of beer from each of the other two.
Person A has a 7 month old, and earlier that day, while holding his baby over his head and talking to him, the baby threw up directly into the mouth of Person A.
While telling the story, the other two people started talking about the grossest thing that has happened to them that they can remember.
Person B - While walking barefoot through his back yard, stepped into a fresh pile of dog poop, which is completely unexpected since person B does not own a dog, so he was not on the look out for dog poop.
Person C - Having to take a massive dump, and rushing to the bathroom, in his haste he forgot to check the toilet seat out. Just opened stall and turned and dropped his pants in one quick motion, sat down to relieve the pressure that was about to blow out. After a few seconds, realized that his legs and butt were wet. And that's when the realization that he was literally sitting in another man's pee, but could do nothing about it while he had to wait for the mexican food to escape his body.
So naturally, a debate sprung about which of the 3 experiences was actually the worst, and a bet was agreed upon. I'd put this poll up here and see which side the FFA agrees would be the grossest of the 3 experiences. The winner gets a case of beer from each of the other two.
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