Help settle a bet - which scenario would gross you out the most (1 Viewer)

[jon_mx]

I am not sure why B is losing so bad.

It is on your feet, and quickly taken care of with a garden hose.

Oh nevermind. I read the poll the opposite way.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

B. Poop trumps all. I don't care of the scenario, time, place, animal, or consistency.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

probably A. just reading about it made me queasy.

 

[Buckfast 1]

I think that any of those things (baby vomit, dog poop, stranger's urine) going directly in my mouth is worse than any of them touching anywhere else. So, I went with baby vomit in mouth.

Also, babies are gross.

 

[kentric]

Where's the "seeing Eminence in a mankini" option?

 

[nirad3]

Never had the pleasure of one of my kiddos puking in my mouth, but had to go with "C". Just the unknown factor I guess.

 

[kentric]

Never had a baby throw up in my mouth, but doesn't seem like something I'd handle well.

Everyone has sit on a wet seat or stepped in dog crap barefoot. While I've never stayed seated, if you've got explosive diarrhea, you're already wet so I could see sticking it out without losing it.

 

[Brony]

I'm gonna have to go with the wet butt here, dog poop would be a close second.I've been thrown up on by babies enough times that it wouldn't bother me too much.

yep. Someone else's baby might be grosser than wet butt, but it's very short lived.

 

[Leviathan]

Did the dog poop ooze between toes, or was it just one of those on the heel/arch deals?

Also known as a reverse waffle stomp.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Babies are disgusting.

 

[kentric]

Babies are disgusting.

 

[Spin]

Bump for the afternoon crowd

 

[xulf]

A by a mile.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Voted B. So what if there's a hose nearby, it's ####. Dog ####. Stinky dog ####.

With C, can't you just wipe it off with toilet paper when you're available to do so?

I'm a father of three, so the baby puke isn't that gross. It's not like you're standing there with your mouth wide open waiting for the baby to finish. You close your mouth as soon as possible, and move out of the way. Then you start to spit that #### out.

 

[Da Guru]

Would rather step on dog poop barefoot than to have it all stuck in the grooves of my running shoes. Easy to rinse your foot off with a hose.

 

[GOB]

A.

Puke is the worst thing in the world, except timschochet.

 

[Jayrod]

I have two kids and voted A. Piss on the back of your legs or poop on the feet can be wiped/rinsed off. Puke in mouth makes me gag just thinking about it.

 

[PatsWillWin]

I forget - are kids eating real food at 7 months? Yes, I have two young kids. But I forget. If it's real food vomit, that might rate up there. If it's formula/milk vomit...actually not sure which is worse.

I go with sitting on the pee.

Poop on your foot shouldn't be in the discussion IMO.

 

[comfortably numb]

i would sit on a peed up seat covered in dog chit before wanting a puke in my mouth

 

[mr roboto]

C by a long shot.

After three years of baby raising I'm glad to say that so far I have avoided the puke in the mouth but my wife hasn't and neither has many friends I know. It's way to common for parents to suffer this fate for it to win.

Oh if you haven't you have no ####### clue. I've experienced all 3. A x ####### infinity.

 

[Spin]

Thank you guys for confirming that having a baby throw up into your mouth is worse then sitting on a wet toilet seat or stepping barefoot in some dog poop.

 

[Guest]

C by a long shot.

After three years of baby raising I'm glad to say that so far I have avoided the puke in the mouth but my wife hasn't and neither has many friends I know. It's way to common for parents to suffer this fate for it to win.

Oh if you haven't you have no ####### clue. I've experienced all 3. A x ####### infinity.

Many of us have had A happen and didn't think it was that big of a deal. Someone did bring up a good point about the baby being 7 months old. That's well into baby food territory and I'm sure the couple times it has happened to me, my kid wasn't that old yet.

Do people not look at the toilet seat before they sit down?

 

[Spin]

C by a long shot.

After three years of baby raising I'm glad to say that so far I have avoided the puke in the mouth but my wife hasn't and neither has many friends I know. It's way to common for parents to suffer this fate for it to win.

Oh if you haven't you have no ####### clue. I've experienced all 3. A x ####### infinity.

Many of us have had A happen and didn't think it was that big of a deal. Someone did bring up a good point about the baby being 7 months old. That's well into baby food territory and I'm sure the couple times it has happened to me, my kid wasn't that old yet.

Do people not look at the toilet seat before they sit down?

Eh, my buddy said it was one of those where he wasnt sure he was gonna make the toilet. So he pulled down his pants opened the door and sat all in one motion.

 

[Guest]

C by a long shot.

After three years of baby raising I'm glad to say that so far I have avoided the puke in the mouth but my wife hasn't and neither has many friends I know. It's way to common for parents to suffer this fate for it to win.

Oh if you haven't you have no ####### clue. I've experienced all 3. A x ####### infinity.

Many of us have had A happen and didn't think it was that big of a deal. Someone did bring up a good point about the baby being 7 months old. That's well into baby food territory and I'm sure the couple times it has happened to me, my kid wasn't that old yet.

Do people not look at the toilet seat before they sit down?

Eh, my buddy said it was one of those where he wasnt sure he was gonna make the toilet. So he pulled down his pants opened the door and sat all in one motion.

I can see that happening. If that's the case, you also have to wonder if it's pee you just sat in or something much much worse. :X

 

[Ned]

Voted B. So what if there's a hose nearby, it's ####. Dog ####. Stinky dog ####.

With C, can't you just wipe it off with toilet paper when you're available to do so?

I'm a father of three, so the baby puke isn't that gross. It's not like you're standing there with your mouth wide open waiting for the baby to finish. You close your mouth as soon as possible, and move out of the way. Then you start to spit that #### out.

You're insane.

 

[trogg78]

I forget - are kids eating real food at 7 months? Yes, I have two young kids. But I forget. If it's real food vomit, that might rate up there. If it's formula/milk vomit...actually not sure which is worse.

I go with sitting on the pee.

Poop on your foot shouldn't be in the discussion IMO.

I don't know why people are feeding kids full meals of solid food before one year of age. It causes so many problems with their digestion. At 6 months, introducing them to real food to taste is fine. But I see parents start them on full meals and the aftermath of that is horrifying.

 

[kentric]

I forget - are kids eating real food at 7 months? Yes, I have two young kids. But I forget. If it's real food vomit, that might rate up there. If it's formula/milk vomit...actually not sure which is worse.

I go with sitting on the pee.

Poop on your foot shouldn't be in the discussion IMO.

I don't know why people are feeding kids full meals of solid food before one year of age. It causes so many problems with their digestion. At 6 months, introducing them to real food to taste is fine. But I see parents start them on full meals and the aftermath of that is horrifying.

I'm with you there buddy. I made it a point to not give my kids their first Big Mac until they hit 15 months.

 

[Spin]

I forget - are kids eating real food at 7 months? Yes, I have two young kids. But I forget. If it's real food vomit, that might rate up there. If it's formula/milk vomit...actually not sure which is worse.

I go with sitting on the pee.

Poop on your foot shouldn't be in the discussion IMO.

I don't know why people are feeding kids full meals of solid food before one year of age. It causes so many problems with their digestion. At 6 months, introducing them to real food to taste is fine. But I see parents start them on full meals and the aftermath of that is horrifying.

We feed our son (7 months) jars of baby food. It's what his doctor told us to put him on. He eats 3 a day, not sure if that's considered full meals or not.

 

[playin4beer]

I've had all three of these things happen to me at one point or another...

Sitting in another man's piss is and was by far the worst....

 

[Fat Nick]

I assumed it was MY baby, so I went with C. If it was someone else's baby, I'd go with A.

Yes. There's a big difference. I have no clue why. This weekend was my kid's 1st birthday, and he took great joy in taking half-eaten cake out of his mouth and offering it to me. He was so happy that I kind of had to oblige him.

 

[Spin]

I assumed it was MY baby, so I went with C. If it was someone else's baby, I'd go with A.

Yes. There's a big difference. I have no clue why. This weekend was my kid's 1st birthday, and he took great joy in taking half-eaten cake out of his mouth and offering it to me. He was so happy that I kind of had to oblige him.

That wouldn't bother me as bad... at least I don't think.

This situation, my kid had eaten a jar of baby food about an hour ago. So it had been sitting in his stomach and digesting/curdling/mixing with everything else in his stomach... until it came spewing out of him directly into my mouth. Enough to make me spit it up/throw up all over the floor.

 

[Sebowski]

Pretty funny that people that have had one of these happen t them dismiss it right away as not being that bad. You keep telling yourselves that, people. That #### is gross. All of it. Especially having someone else's friggin vomit in your mouth. I don't give a #### if it's your kid. It's vomit. If you hurled into a cup would you be ok pouring that puke back into your mouth? No. #### that. I'll wipe some piss off my leg and hose off my feet every day for a year instead of that just once.

 

[That one guy]

So the situation is already dire enough where ####ting in a public bathroom is no longer a choice but a requirement. Add to that horribly desperate moment another man's piss (and if freshly warm, even worse!) is now saturating my naked ### and back of my legs?!?

No, the answer is clearly C and it's not even close...you don't even have an immediate method of cleaning up like the other scenarios!

 

[nirad3]

So the situation is already dire enough where ####ting in a public bathroom is no longer a choice but a requirement. Add to that horribly desperate moment another man's piss (and if freshly warm, even worse!) is now saturating my naked ### and back of my legs?!?

No, the answer is clearly C and it's not even close...you don't even have an immediate method of cleaning up like the other scenarios!

Seriously. I won't even waste my time with "B"... but yeah: "A", you're immediately disgusted and spit the stuff out and maybe go hit the mouthwash to get the taste out of your mouth, but at least you know the source of where the nastiness came from.

With "C" you have to sit there for... seconds? Minutes? I dunno.... just brewing in some guy's piss. And then there's the cleaning process. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper? That doesn't do much. Do you flush your liquid poo and then dip some TP in the water and wash it off? Ew? Or finish, zip up and concoct some sort of liquid soap/paper towel deal to go wash your legs off? Just gross.

And, I will add... there've been times where I feel like I'm about to blow the F up, but I will still take a look at the seat first... even if it means I have to do a quick 2-second wipe-down..... is that eliminating the issue entirely? No, but at least you're not sitting in wetness.

 

[Buttonhook]

So the situation is already dire enough where ####ting in a public bathroom is no longer a choice but a requirement. Add to that horribly desperate moment another man's piss (and if freshly warm, even worse!) is now saturating my naked ### and back of my legs?!?

No, the answer is clearly C and it's not even close...you don't even have an immediate method of cleaning up like the other scenarios!

Seriously. I won't even waste my time with "B"... but yeah: "A", you're immediately disgusted and spit the stuff out and maybe go hit the mouthwash to get the taste out of your mouth, but at least you know the source of where the nastiness came from.

With "C" you have to sit there for... seconds? Minutes? I dunno.... just brewing in some guy's piss. And then there's the cleaning process. Do you just wipe it off with toilet paper? That doesn't do much. Do you flush your liquid poo and then dip some TP in the water and wash it off? Ew? Or finish, zip up and concoct some sort of liquid soap/paper towel deal to go wash your legs off? Just gross.

And, I will add... there've been times where I feel like I'm about to blow the F up, but I will still take a look at the seat first... even if it means I have to do a quick 2-second wipe-down..... is that eliminating the issue entirely? No, but at least you're not sitting in wetness.

No. You lick your hand and wipe it off a few times, then use the TP to dry the spit from your leg. Duh.

 

[mr roboto]

Piss is pretty sterile. Puke? Absolutely horrendous. Especially sour curdled milk baby puke.

 

[Andrew74]

Yeah, I'm going C. A is bad but if it's my baby, not the worst. And it's a baby - not like it's barfing half digested hot dogs on you.

B isn't even in the same universe.