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Here I Will Drink and Rate the Beers in my Fridge (bonus music inside!) (1 Viewer)

Beer 1: Brew Free or Die IPA.  7% alcohols

Looks like this: https://goo.gl/images/4s6482 but on my can Abe is grabbing handfuls of hops. Could be weed too.  Probably hops though.

Taste: Tastes like an IPA out of a can.  Quaffable if not pedestrian.  Easy going down (yes Monica Spencer, my junior prom date, that was a dig at you).  Not bad but forgettable (see above, Monica).

Pairs with what songs on my Spotify: “Adult Books” by X, “I’m Not in Love” by 10cc, “Dope on a Rope” The Growlers

X https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh4Wcftmfrg

10cc https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=STugQ0X1NoI

Growlers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BAjZMT1Mdn4

 
Beer 2: Terrible Idea Hazy IPA. 6.8 microns of alcohols

Looks like this:  https://goo.gl/images/naxRBi Not a fan of this can. Looks like a child drew it and children should not drink beer.  It’s also very yellow. Like a reject Gatorade flavor yellow. I’ll be honest. It looks like trucker pee.

Taste: Yellowy water with just the faintest hint of some sort of fruit. “Lemon?” he mused.  There is some foam at the top but then again I’m not sure I rinsed this glass all the way.  

Songs it pairs with:  “Oh Bondage”  X Ray Specs,  “This Year’s Girl” Elvis Costello,  “Hackensack” Fountains Of Wayne

X Ray https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aTfgWegud7o

Elvis https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2lamyY_8iwE

Wayne https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b-W3aJVA-Pk

 
Beer 3: Tasty IPA (way to go, marketing guy) 6.8 out of 100 alcohols.

Looks like:  https://goo.gl/images/XyNhDN I, for one, am glad they covered Ben’s moobs. Looks like dark amber. Pretty sure Monica Spencer stripped under the name Dark Amber in the mid 90s.

Tastes like: You know what? It is tasty. Many more hops than 1 and 2. Nothing transcendent but it’s there. Almost chewy. I might have two. 

Songs it pairs with: (format change)

”Only Living Boy in New York” Simon and Garf’s uncle https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5biEjyXNa2o 

“Skin Trade” Duran Duran https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNU61nS0TTY (Prince ripoff but great chorus)

”Is She Weird” some band called  Pixles  or something https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z-Orh7dpKU (this was never a huge favorite of mine but my wife says it is “sexy”. She also finds me sexy so YMMV)

 
Beer 4: Brew Free or Die..ORANGE.  7.0 on the alcohol thermometer. GET SOME!

Looks like: https://goo.gl/images/mLjNpC But on my can, Abe is throwing orange peels at the other guys. Teddy is laughing.  Lol. So rich.  And the beer is orange looking too.  Somewhat. Like watered down Sunny D.  

Taste: Like #1 but orangish. Like someone poured a Brew Free or Die and dropped one of those orange slice candies in it but fished it out real quick.  Could be worse.  Could be like licking a 9v battery.

Songs it pairs with:

”Love is for Lovers” dBs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJlb9pC2v-I

“Oh Candy” Cheap Trick @Oliver Humanzee https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KCcPJsE_sus

“Holiday Head” Screaming Blue Messiahs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zUDIkahrTZY. 

 
Going to table this for now. There is a pizza calling me.  Beer 6 is something called “Blah blah blah”. Which just keeps telling me my wife will be home in an hour.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Beer 3: Tasty IPA (way to go, marketing guy) 6.8 out of 100 alcohols.

Looks like:  https://goo.gl/images/XyNhDN I, for one, am glad they covered Ben’s moobs. Looks like dark amber. Pretty sure Monica Spencer stripped under the name Dark Amber in the mid 90s.

Tastes like: You know what? It is tasty. Many more hops than 1 and 2. Nothing transcendent but it’s there. Almost chewy. I might have two. 

Songs it pairs with: (format change)

”Only Living Boy in New York” Simon and Garf’s uncle https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5biEjyXNa2o 

“Skin Trade” Duran Duran https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNU61nS0TTY (Prince ripoff but great chorus)

”Is She Weird” some band called  Pixles  or something https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z-Orh7dpKU (this was never a huge favorite of mine but my wife says it is “sexy”. She also finds me sexy so YMMV)
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What is with all the artichokes on the label?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
I had to go buy a brace for my Achilles today. Like wear it all the time. Strained it cleaning the GD shower. I’m drinking away the old.
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is it an Injury or all the time condition like a bone spur in heel / Achilles?

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Honest to gob...I woke up this AM and started to put on the brace.  Then I noticed it didn’t really hurt at all. I’ve been walking around without it for a few hours.  Just a twinge here and there...90% better.  Weird.
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Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

 
Other beer goodness...

My local beer/wine place used to sell this https://goo.gl/images/FHA8pd. Elysian DayGlo.  https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/700/115232/

I just call it “Tiger Beer”.

A couple of years ago it was like $5.75 for a bomber. Then all of a sudden they jacked the price up to like $9.  I stopped buying it (well not totally) out of protest.  I think the last time I checked it was $8.00-8.50.

The other night the wife and I go in and they have Tiger Beer in the can for $2.50.  12oz at $2.50.  That’s cheaper per oz than the original bomber price.  Is it because it come in a can? I pour it into a glass anyway.

SUCKA MCs.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Other beer goodness...

My local beer/wine place used to sell this https://goo.gl/images/FHA8pd. Elysian DayGlo.  https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/700/115232/

I just call it “Tiger Beer”.

A couple of years ago it was like $5.75 for a bomber. Then all of a sudden they jacked the price up to like $9.  I stopped buying it (well not totally) out of protest.  I think the last time I checked it was $8.00-8.50.

The other night the wife and I go in and they have Tiger Beer in the can for $2.50.  12oz at $2.50.  That’s cheaper per oz than the original bomber price.  Is it because it come in a can? I pour it into a glass anyway.

SUCKA MCs.
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Elysian Space Dust is fantastic as well.  

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Other beer goodness...

My local beer/wine place used to sell this https://goo.gl/images/FHA8pd. Elysian DayGlo.  https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/700/115232/

I just call it “Tiger Beer”.

A couple of years ago it was like $5.75 for a bomber. Then all of a sudden they jacked the price up to like $9.  I stopped buying it (well not totally) out of protest.  I think the last time I checked it was $8.00-8.50.

The other night the wife and I go in and they have Tiger Beer in the can for $2.50.  12oz at $2.50.  That’s cheaper per oz than the original bomber price.  Is it because it come in a can? I pour it into a glass anyway.

SUCKA MCs.
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Tiger shooting lasers out of his eyes on the label, count me in!

 
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