Not saying anything. Just reminding you of the facts. Police don't serve warrants on homes of innocent people. And they definitely don't serve two of them.
Right now, I would put his odds of prison at 67%
Odds of playing again 40% (depends on the charge)
Wait, wat???
Why are we wasting taxpayer dollars on supporting the judicial system? If the police simply limit who they serve subpoenas on to only the guilty folks, we can save a lot of time and money.
I am shocked nobody ever thought of this - I mean why would you need a trial? First witness, Detective Gumshoe.
"Detective, did you serve a subpoena on the defendant?"
"Yes. Yes, I did."
"Your honor, the prosecution rests."
"So noted. Would the defendant please rise? I hereby sentence you to a term, not to exceed 20 years, in the state penal system. Bailiff take the defendant please. Next case."