Hey GM...fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life (1 Viewer)

[Snickers]

Or is it?

 

[ProstheticRGK]

i am not drunk

 

[heckmanm]

@FDAS

 

[kevzilla]

I am neither drunk nor stupid.

Super fat, though.

 

[nirad3]

I feel stupid sometimes, usually when drunk.  Fat, though, is an ongoing thing.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't think I want to go through life sober, skinny and smart.  But your mileage may vary, Alan.

 

[General Malaise]

Do everything possible to live past 70 because after 70 you should eat whatever you want and as much as you want.

My mom died at 71.  Her last years were awful.  But in her final days she did precisely what you suggest; inhaling potato chips and Cheetos.  She knew she was up against it and died with orange stained fingers.  Man, I loved that woman. 

 

[Ilov80s]

Do everything possible to live past 70 because after 70 you should eat whatever you want and as much as you want.

Good idea but from my experience when you get that age you often lose some of your appetite, don’t like a lot of the old foods, don’t have much tolerance for alcohol, etc. I say if you are going to go big, do it young and taper off as you get older.

 

[Ilov80s]

Many seniors think eating less will help them live longer when the opposite is true.  They need more nutrients when they get to that age.

Maybe but from my experience many of them simply lose their appetite. My mom and MIL will order huge ### meals all excited about it and have 4 bites and be full. Also they are starting not to like lots of foods they always like: eggs, cheese, etc.

 

[Wrigley]

@FDAS

Pretty sure it's already been proven nobody likes @Fat Drunk and Stupid

It's science.

 

[General Malaise]

Pretty sure it's already been proven nobody likes @Fat Drunk and Stupid

It's science.

The guy sent me a crap ton of some the best sausage I've ever had.  He's A-ok in my book.

Even though he IS the worst. 

 

[WetDream]

The guy sent me a crap ton of some the best sausage I've ever had.

Mmmm. He did. Thanks for sharing.

 

[General Malaise]

Mmmm. He did. Thanks for sharing.

 

[WDIK2]

It would be a perfect world if everyone could die with orange stained fingers.

Is that a Willy Wonka quote?

 

[nirad3]

The guy sent me a crap ton of some the best sausage I've ever had.  He's A-ok in my book.

Even though he IS the worst. 

He gave you his sausage?

NTTAWWT

 

[Ilov80s]

You mean it’s like waiting until after retirement to do a lot of traveling?

Yes or waiting until you are 21 to drink 

 

[Ilov80s]

Wha?

As fun as drinking is, it will never be more fun or exciting as it was when you were 17.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Or is it?

You have more than enough to eat,  you are high,  and you don't have to think about anything.  Sign me up.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Is that a Willy Wonka quote?

We are the Cheeto makers. We are the stainers of the stains.

 

[AAABatteries]

Many seniors think eating less will help them live longer when the opposite is true.  They need more nutrients when they get to that age.

I’m not sure this is true.  Lots of current studies going on that are saying calorie restriction could be one of the best anti-aging methods.

 

[CGRdrJoe]

I don't think I want to go through life sober, skinny and smart.  But your mileage may vary, Alan.

I'll always remember the golfing in WI GM over the eating a steak at a strip club in Portland GM.