Hey gym guy (1 Viewer)

[Spike]

Also, what's with the gallon water jug? Can't be bothered to refill?

I do this. A few reasons:1) Bottled water isn't that expensive anymore. I get ten gallons of Poland Spring for $10 every few days.2) I'm in the gym for two hours every day (between weights and cardio). I easily go through a gallon in that time.3) The fountain water at the gym tastes like A#S!!! I used to fill the little Poland Spring bottle with gym water, but it was gross.

Especially #3.

 

[Major]

Also, what's with the gallon water jug? Can't be bothered to refill?

I do this. A few reasons:1) Bottled water isn't that expensive anymore. I get ten gallons of Poland Spring for $10 every few days.2) I'm in the gym for two hours every day (between weights and cardio). I easily go through a gallon in that time.3) The fountain water at the gym tastes like A#S!!! I used to fill the little Poland Spring bottle with gym water, but it was gross.

Especially #3.

I can tolerate the butt fountain water but I bring my own water more for keeping rest in between sets to a minimum.

 

[Oscar]

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of the hair dryer drying my balls.

 

[sbonomo]

Also, what's with the gallon water jug? Can't be bothered to refill?

I do this. A few reasons:1) Bottled water isn't that expensive anymore. I get ten gallons of Poland Spring for $10 every few days.

2) I'm in the gym for two hours every day (between weights and cardio). I easily go through a gallon in that time.

3) The fountain water at the gym tastes like A#S!!! I used to fill the little Poland Spring bottle with gym water, but it was gross.

Don't be that guy, RN. You're better than this.

Pretty common in my neck of the woods, actually. I'd say about 1 out of every 4 guys roll with the gallon jug. Nice for dumping creatine into it also.

Does creatine still work? I would think that they would have figured out something much better by now....

 

[Zow]

My only real complaint about the gym is the meat head guys who roam in packs of 3 or so, and stand around not doing anything(okay maybe one of them is lifting).

Move the #### out of the way, go admire yourselves outside!!!!1

In an entire session, they may do 2 sets a piece, and of course they are screaming at each other during the sets. Notice, they also sit and stand very close to each other too. I'm not sure what they're trying to accomplish besides stroking each others ego, and other things.

These are typically three or four kids who are fresh out of high school and just got a hold of their first batch of steroids. Instead of working harder in the gym, they shoot each other up, work out for 12 minutes, then go home and eat Cheetos waiting to get huge.

Not in my experience. All of the groups in the gyms I've been in are middle aged dudes that look like they're trying to relive their glory days by hanging out in the gym and complimenting each other by staring and yelling.

Yep, I've noticed that the standing around and trying to look good increases with the age of the guy. More likely to be on roids IMO too. Younger guys are moe likly to still have other stuff going on (i.e. sports, college, etc.) where they can fill their desire to show off.

 

[flapgreen]

Coming to a gym near you next week.

 

[Raider Nation]

Is the old-man-pouch-blowdrying still happening?

 

[Premier]

Is the old-man-pouch-blowdrying still happening?

Worst #### I've ever seen.

 

[Judge Smails]

We need an update. Gold's has been signing people up lately who clearly have no other intention than to annoy me. - If I'm listening to my iPod and I'm IN THE MIDDLE OF A SET, it is not my desire to have a conversation with you. Go away. - When in a crowded locker room, kindly get dressed in a timely fashion. Do not drop your towel and stand there with your crank two feet from my face as you discuss your 401K with everyone else who doesn't want to see your penis.

My beef with Gold's is the employees. They hire tons of newbies who's sole job after getting 1 hour of fitness instruction is to sell you training sessions. Tonight I was accosted 3 times on the cardio machines while wearing earbuds. I mean, c'mon. Wear a shirt saying "free training session, ask me how" or something. Just leave me the f alone.

 

[Chaka]

Is the old-man-pouch-blowdrying still happening?

Worst #### I've ever seen.

Stop looking.

 

[Major]

We need an update. Gold's has been signing people up lately who clearly have no other intention than to annoy me. - If I'm listening to my iPod and I'm IN THE MIDDLE OF A SET, it is not my desire to have a conversation with you. Go away. - When in a crowded locker room, kindly get dressed in a timely fashion. Do not drop your towel and stand there with your crank two feet from my face as you discuss your 401K with everyone else who doesn't want to see your penis.

My beef with Gold's is the employees. They hire tons of newbies who's sole job after getting 1 hour of fitness instruction is to sell you training sessions. Tonight I was accosted 3 times on the cardio machines while wearing earbuds. I mean, c'mon. Wear a shirt saying "free training session, ask me how" or something. Just leave me the f alone.

Wow. That's poor form on Gold's part. Never seen someone interrupt a workout to pitch business. You'd catch a slap if you kept doing that to me.

 

[Da Guru]

After reading this thread I am so glad I took the time a built a nice home gym.

I used to go to a PowerHouse gym..this old dude would walk around the locker room naked for half an hour after he showered..it was disgusting.

Then you have to wannabe power lifters who pace back and forth punching themselves in the head and screaming before their set.

 

[Major]

After reading this thread I am so glad I took the time a built a nice home gym.

I used to go to a PowerHouse gym..this old dude would walk around the locker room naked for half an hour after he showered..it was disgusting.

Then you have to wannabe power lifters who pace back and forth punching themselves in the head and screaming before their set.

Why are you hanging out in the locker room for 30 minutes?

 

[Chaka]

After reading this thread I am so glad I took the time a built a nice home gym.

I used to go to a PowerHouse gym..this old dude would walk around the locker room naked for half an hour after he showered..it was disgusting.

Then you have to wannabe power lifters who pace back and forth punching themselves in the head and screaming before their set.

Why are you hanging out in the locker room for 30 minutes?

Apparently because there is old junk to be looked at.

 

[flapgreen]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

 

[Chaka]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

You go to the bathroom stall to blow your nose?

 

[Timmay]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

You go to the bathroom stall to blow your nose?

All the roided out guys at the gym go to the stall to blow their nose, they need to make sure they can still fit because their muscles are so big.

 

[JuniorNB]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

You go to the bathroom stall to blow your nose?

All the roided out guys at the gym go to the stall to blow their nose, they need to make sure they can still fit because their muscles are so big.

I'm a big, roided out guy and I blow my nose on some little punk's shirt. They daresn't say anything or they'll get pounded. :flex:

 

[Ghost Rider]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

Why were you looking down in the first place?

 

[Chaka]

Why does the race of the naked dude matter?

 

[sho nuff]

Why does the race of the naked dude matter?

And how did he go from just Arabian to Iranian.?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Did it move?

 

[MAC_32]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

Why were you looking down in the first place?

Lesson one in the locker room.

 

[Hang 10]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

You go to the bathroom stall to blow your nose?

Sounds like he got sidetracked ended up blowing something else.

 

[flysack]

Why does the race of the naked dude matter?

And how did he go from just Arabian to Iranian.?

Especially since Iranians aren't Arabian.

 

[coyote5]

Hey old gym guy... this isn't your bathroom at home so have some #######ed respect for the rest of us and put your sweaty pile of clothes in your locker instead of strewn about the floor while you wander off to the shower or steam room. More than once I've seen ##### stained underwear in the pile. You're ####### disgusting and inconsiderate.

 

[flysack]

Hey old Ukrainian gym guy in the sauna,

While I appreciate the stories about how awesome your college-aged daughter is (who I imagine is quite hot), do you have to tell me about it while rubbing yourself? What the hell is that? You need to distribute the sweat? The slick glide of your hand reminds you of less awesome stories about your daughter? What's wrong with you?

 

[VA703]

 

[eoMMan]

Was he cut?

 

[Chaka]

Was he snipped?

 

[Jobber]

To the guy exiting the steam room. There is no need for you to fling the door open like you're Kramer stumbling into Jerry's apartment, thus letting out as much steam as possible.

 

[VA703]

did it have a sleave?

 

[flapgreen]

Why does the race of the naked dude matter?

Being more descriptive

 

[flapgreen]

Why does the race of the naked dude matter?

And how did he go from just Arabian to Iranian.?

Especially since Iranians aren't Arabian.

You're doing it wrong

 

[flapgreen]

Terrible #### I saw today. I changed into my gym clothes and headed over to one of the stalls to blow my nose. No sooner do I get close to the stall and notice the door opening. Sweet! No waiting around for some overweight turd to finish taking a crap I think. Arabian dude walks right out the stall buck freaking naked. WTF DUDE! Of course I get a full on eye full of his ####. No chance to turn away or anything. I was looking straight at the door, too. Screw you dude. Other guys are out banging hookers while I'm stuck looking at an Iranian ####.

You go to the bathroom stall to blow your nose?

Sorry but I don't carry toilet paper around with me.

 

[Wrigley]

• Gender:Male
• Location:St. Augustine, Fl
• Interests:Looking at my package

 

[gruecd]

I assume you guys have seen this, but just in case... Stereotypes: Gyms

 

[Tom Skerritt]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

 

[SacramentoBob]

I assume you guys have seen this, but just in case... Stereotypes: Gyms

@ dude singing while drinking at the water fountain.

 

[Harris]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

 

[Zow]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

And that chlorine kills pretty much everything.

 

[James Daulton]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

I assume you use hand sanitizer before you jump in?

 

[Jobber]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

And that chlorine kills pretty much everything.

Yeah but just using the pool to bathe after a sauna is unacceptable. It's like me taking a dump and hanging out in the hot tub for a few minutes like it's a giant warm bidet.

 

[VA703]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

And that chlorine kills pretty much everything.

Yeah but just using the pool to bathe after a sauna is unacceptable. It's like me taking a dump and hanging out in the hot tub for a few minutes like it's a giant warm bidet.

that actually sounds like a pretty good idea. will report back

 

[Abraham]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

And that chlorine kills pretty much everything.

Yeah but just using the pool to bathe after a sauna is unacceptable. It's like me taking a dump and hanging out in the hot tub for a few minutes like it's a giant warm bidet.

That's a good idea, actually.

 

[VA703]

you could position yourself so the butt lips are right on the jet for a deep clean

 

[fantasycurse42]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

Pics?

 

[Tom Skerritt]

I once yelled at a woman who got all sweaty in the sauna and went directly to the pool to rinse off. Effing disgusting.

You know people sweat when they swim laps, or just swim in general, right?

And that chlorine kills pretty much everything.

Two problems here though.

1. I was swimming in the lane that she chose to rinse off in

2. There are shower heads right next to the sauna and pool for people to rinse off

 

[Wrigley]

Sauna etiquette?

Towel, shorts, birthday suit?

 

[Zow]

Sauna etiquette?

Towel, shorts, birthday suit?

IMO Towel minimum. Especially in a dry sauna.