Holding in a fart (1 Viewer)

[wikkidpissah]

I don't care if this is true or not; this is awesome!!

Thx. Thinking of starting my own genre - fart fiction.

 

[gbill2004]

doing it now on train into the City - feels like my innards are being twisted to bits by some medieval executioner type thingamajig  :X

not so worried about ripping this mother######, and stinking the car out ... but more about how wet n' wild the blast may be - not the best of days for a squishy ride in 

Just let er rip!!  Let us know how it goes!!

 

[gbill2004]

Thx. Thinking of starting my own genre - fart fiction.

Do it!

 

[otb_lifer]

Beckinsale apparently doing likewise ... with obligatory behind shot -  not seeing any flapping 

 

[gbill2004]

Thx. Thinking of starting my own genre - fart fiction.

I'm considering writing a book dedicated to farting. 

 

[ShamrockPride]

I'm considering writing a book dedicated to farting. 

Which topics? I will consider a pre-order.

UPDATE: Pre-order cancelled. Misread farting as fapping.

 

[wikkidpissah]

I'm considering writing a book dedicated to farting. 

Well, then we'll have no way of knowing if it was Trump or you who ended civilization as we know it....

 

[dickey moe]

If I try to hold it in it sometimes turns into drooling butthole.

 

[wikkidpissah]

If I try to hold it in it sometimes turns into drooling butthole.

Drooling Butthole was the name of my one-man show on alcohol abuse. Critics called it "edgy", "conflicted" and "moist"

 

[flapgreen]

Never do this 

 

[gbill2004]

Never do this 

Took your advice. People in the cubicle beside me at work aren't very happy. 

 

[drummer]

I was at Studio 54 in the late 70s and Don & Ivana Trump were sitting with Cheryl Tiegs and some hockey player at a nearby table. I was checkin out Tiegs when  i noticed Trump's cheeks puff out weirdly. His face got terribly distorted, he started looking kinda down his nose all sour like. His lips puckered and his eyes bugged and then the weirdest thing happened - his Wall Street ducktail hair started to get all poofy and terrace-y and weird. Nobody said anything and i wasnt getting up, so i just did another line and a shot and watched him go all sour. Just for grins, i followed him next time he got up. The future POTUS made his way to the men's room, locked himself in a stall and let one rip that sounded like moving 20 desks on a cement floor. Ducked out before the stank followed. Went back to my table, figured it musta been the clams casino @ Rayo's. He came back, stayed most of the evening, but his hair and disposition never seemed to have gone back to normal. Caveat fartor!

The Hunter S. Thompson of the FFA

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Have you ever held in a fart to the point where it feels like its lodged behind some ####, and won’t come out? 

You seem fart obsessed based on your topic history. NTTATWWT

 

[Big League Chew]

you ever notice how some farts seem to be a higher temperature than others? it seems the hotter the furt the spicier the mustard