Horny Mom Threw Teen Daughter A Naked Twister Party (1 Viewer)

[Drifter]

This would actually make a good porn.

Scene 1 - Set up and Naked twister, maybe a girl on girl scene just because

Scene 2 - Mom bangs random

Scene 3 - Mom masturbates with toys

Scene 4- BF and Daughter fool around but he can't get it in

Scene 5 BF and Mom

 

[Van Dyman]

This would actually make a good porn.

Scene 1 - Set up and Naked twister, maybe a girl on girl scene just because

Scene 2 - Mom bangs random

Scene 3 - Mom masturbates with toys

Scene 4- BF and Daughter fool around but he can't get it in

Scene 5 BF and Mom

Dude, there's definitely a plethora of material here. I like what you've laid out there, but you'd be remiss to exclude the the mormon sex club support group and the hot AA sponsor.

 

[MC Gas Money]

This would actually make a good porn.

Scene 1 - Set up and Naked twister, maybe a girl on girl scene just because

Scene 2 - Mom bangs random

Scene 3 - Mom masturbates with toys

Scene 4- BF and Daughter fool around but he can't get it in

Scene 5 BF and Mom

Dude, there's definitely a plethora of material here. I like what you've laid out there, but you'd be remiss to exclude the the mormon sex club support group and the hot AA sponsor.

Every great porno has multiple sequels

 

[Capella]

First comment on the gawker story:

Is this a true story, or the beginning of one of those aristocrats jokes?

 

[rockaction]

First comment on the gawker story:

Is this a true story, or the beginning of one of those aristocrats jokes?

 

[MC Gas Money]

First comment on the gawker story:

Is this a true story, or the beginning of one of those aristocrats jokes?

I dont recall aristocrat ever making a joke

 

[Insein]

FWIW, in regards to the slut-shaming/rape/no means no.....there's another wording of the incident where it sounds like it was consentual......

And then things got really weird! According to the story Lehnardt's sponsor related to police, Lehnardt was awoken at 3:30 a.m. by her daughter's 18-year-old boyfriend, whom she then had sex with. Lehnardt has been charged with at least two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/police-mom-played-naked-twister-with-teens-sexed-mult-1697947515

He woke her up like a gentlemen then went to town.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Thanks, Gawker!

Previously in Horny Parents

 

[McGarnicle]

Photo of the mom's cooch has already leaked

 

[elguapo07]

One would think naked Wii would be more age appropriate.

 

[MC Gas Money]

One would think naked Wii would be more age appropriate.

Its unlikely they had any extra nunchuks after mom put them all inside her

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

This would actually make a good porn.

Scene 1 - Set up and Naked twister, maybe a girl on girl scene just because

Scene 2 - Mom bangs random

Scene 3 - Mom masturbates with toys

Scene 4- BF and Daughter fool around but he can't get it in

Scene 5 BF and Mom

You forgot the hot tub scene after the toy show. It would serve as a nice transition.

 

[chauncey]

It is crazy that someone's personal info gets published online and the whole world can see it. The zillow page for Ms. Bangs a Lot's house has received over 300 views since this story was released. I wonder how many delivery guys and salesmen are going to "pop by" to see if she needs any service.

lansvacationtoaugusta:

Mom and daughter are now sisters too, Eskimo sisters.

Nope. Dude couldn't get it into the daughter.

Eskimo half-sisters?

 

[Christo]

Is it weird that she didn't press charges?

Hi, I'd like to report a rape.

>So, what happened?

I was hosting this sex, drugs, and Twister booze fest party for my 16 YO daughter and her friends.

>Okay. Anything else?

I then had sex with one of the teenagers.

>Okay. Anything else?

Then I passed out. Or maybe not. But I ended up being railed by my 16 YO daughter's BF. But I can't really remember if I consented or not. So I'd like to press charges.

>Please step in here so we can fingerprint you and take your picture. Then we'll check into that other thing.

 

[Run It Up]

- Daughter feels guilty that she can't herself take in the enormous "manhood" of her boyfriend (cited as 10 inches and huge) and feels partly to blame.

Certainly not with that attitude.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Awesome thread, just used all my likes... We really all deserve to be packing at least 10 inches likes.

 

[Insein]

I feel bad for the lad. He's already nailed a hot mom/daughter combo at 18. Its all downhill from there.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I feel bad for the lad. He's already nailed a hot mom/daughter combo at 18. Its all downhill from there.

He was 16... Even worse he has to go through life with 3 legs, the horror.

 

[tommyboy]

i'm just not getting all the outrage here folks.

 

[Insein]

i'm just not getting all the outrage here folks.

Like I said, imagine if this was horny dad waking up to find his son's girlfriend riding him. Totally different tone.

 

[Run It Up]

i'm just not getting all the outrage here folks.

Like I said, imagine if this was horny dad waking up to find his son's girlfriend riding him. Totally different tone.

It would have went a lot differently, a lot sooner.I mean, if you get out of the twister game without someone calling the police because you repeatedly teabagged them. Then when you furiously masturbated in front of them with toys you definitely aren't making it to the after party.

 

[Mjolnirs]

Boy's junk is evidence, imo. If he isn't packing 10 inches the whole story falls apart. Going to need him to drop his pants in front of judge/jury and let them decide.

Maybe they should bring in a sketch artist.Porky's scene

 

[The Kerminator]

http://gawker.com/horny-mom-threw-teen-daughter-a-naked-twister-sex-party-1697948520



Cliffs' Notes:

- 35 year old mom agrees to host a party for her 16 year old . . . and provides the alcohol and weed.

- Mom shows the kids multiple pictures of herself having sex during the Twister game.

- Mom hooks up with an 18-year old in the bathroom.

- After which, mom brings out and uses sex toys in front of everyone in the living room.

- Everyone parties naked in the hot tub.

- Mom passes out and wakes up while having sex with her daughter's 16 year old boyfriend.

- Daughter feels guilty that she can't herself take in the enormous "manhood" of her boyfriend (cited as 10 inches and huge) and feels partly to blame.

- Mom ends up losing custody of her 5 kids (4, 6, 8, 10, 16) who were not home at the time. (Taken from a different article.)

 

[Leviathan]

I have Twister...still waiting for the wife to come up with something like this.

 

[chauncey]

I have Twister...still waiting for the wife to come up with something like this.

I have played naked twister once in my life, with my 21 yr old gf who just graduated from ASU (I was 28). We took pics and video on her camera during the game and the events that followed. We split up a year later and I've never seen that footage since.

I am glad her mom did not join in.

 

[rockaction]

I have Twister...still waiting for the wife to come up with something like this.

I have played naked twister once in my life, with my 21 yr old gf who just graduated from ASU (I was 28). We took pics and video on her camera during the game and the events that followed. We split up a year later and I've never seen that footage since.

I am glad her mom did not join in.

Can somebody explain to me what's in the water for college women in AZ? I swear, as soon as I hear someone (usually a white girl) went to Arizona for school, I'm checking for herpes, Dons, pimps, etc.

Never have so many ugly freaking men gotten laid so frequently. God Bless it.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I have Twister...still waiting for the wife to come up with something like this.

I have played naked twister once in my life, with my 21 yr old gf who just graduated from ASU (I was 28). We took pics and video on her camera during the game and the events that followed. We split up a year later and I've never seen that footage since. I am glad her mom did not join in.

Can somebody explain to me what's in the water for college women in AZ? I swear, as soon as I hear someone (usually a white girl) went to Arizona for school, I'm checking for herpes, Dons, pimps, etc.

Never have so many ugly freaking men gotten laid so frequently. God Bless it.

Probably gotten worse tenfold since my ex wife moved there

 

[heckmanm]

*spinnnnnn*

Third leg on pink!

 

[(HULK)]

There is no reason for her to tell the AA sponsor about the sex aspects of that party anyway. She had a sex addiction group for that.

Why tell the AA sponsor (who she'd just met) about the sex stuff and about giving alcohol to minors.

That sponsor also sucks. If she was going to report alcohol to minors, fine. There was no need to report the penis measurement and stupid details like that to the police.

What? She had a knock out drunken sex party and she's supposed to separate the details of the two for the different groups.

Yes. She's working on an alcohol problem with an AA sponsor she just met. I would think in that situation she'd keep her sex stuff to herself or to a more forgiving audience.

ETA: By the same token, it would be pretty stupid to tell your sex addict support group that you gave alcohol to minors.

FYI, AA is much more about the resulting actions and consequences of drinking alcohol than it is the actual drinking of the alcohol. Never ever heard one AA story that stopped with, "Got drunk and then....just some bad things I'm not going to talk about happened."

BTW, where did this "just met" part come from? That isn't usually how it happens either.

I only had really awesome things happen to me after I got drunk. Would showing up at an AA meeting an telling those stories be frowned upon?

 

[(HULK)]

This would actually make a good porn.

Scene 1 - Set up and Naked twister, maybe a girl on girl scene just because

Scene 2 - Mom bangs random

Scene 3 - Mom masturbates with toys

Scene 4- BF and Daughter fool around but he can't get it in

Scene 5 BF and Mom

Dude, there's definitely a plethora of material here. I like what you've laid out there, but you'd be remiss to exclude the the mormon sex club support group and the hot AA sponsor.

The frame story is the mom telling the hot AA sponsor and they lez out because she gets so hot talking about it.

 

[squidrope]

I live a sheltered life.

 

[Otis]

Georgia. Georgiaaaa.

 

[The Duff Man]

Imagine being the kid in town who missed this party.

"Hey there is a party tonight"

"Too bad, I have to work"

 

[MC Gas Money]

Anyone else rub one out in the shower last night thinking of this story?

 

[chauncey]

Here are some alleged bonus pics of Ms Walks Funny (SFW):

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Sorry about the image size, I'm still figuring this internet thing out.

 

[Apple Jack]

man used to do bladder buster twister in high school. worst idea i ever had. it was a simpler time.

 

[flufhed]

Yeah, the story as described sounds like rape by the 16 y/o boy.

That said there could be a whole lot of missing information we don't know about that would refute this being rape.

 

[Quez]

I'm surprised there aren't more pics. I'm sure a lady like this would have a presence on almost every social media site out there.

 

[Insein]

I'm surprised there aren't more pics. I'm sure a lady like this would have a presence on almost every social media site out there.

Yes. I'm very disappointed in the internet today. They dropped the ball here.

 

[TenTimes]

I'm surprised there aren't more pics. I'm sure a lady like this would have a presence on almost every social media site out there.

That may be her daughter's generation, like the O.Beckham and Edleman girls.

 

[McGarnicle]

Georgia. Georgiaaaa.

Most wonderful place on earth imo.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anyone else rub one out in the shower last night thinking of this story?

The thought of a 10 inch penis and lips hanging down to her knees flapping in the wind doesn't really do it for me, sorry.

 

[cstu]

Georgia. Georgiaaaa.

Most wonderful place on earth imo.

It's a peach.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Anyone else rub one out in the shower last night thinking of this story?

The thought of a 10 inch penis and lips hanging down to her knees flapping in the wind doesn't really do it for me, sorry.

It probably looked like his #### was wearing one of those fuzzy hats with the ears that flop down

 

[fantasycurse42]

Anyone else rub one out in the shower last night thinking of this story?

The thought of a 10 inch penis and lips hanging down to her knees flapping in the wind doesn't really do it for me, sorry.

It probably looked like his #### was wearing one of those fuzzy hats with the ears that flop down

FTW

 

[TenTimes]

Anyone else rub one out in the shower last night thinking of this story?

The thought of a 10 inch penis and lips hanging down to her knees flapping in the wind doesn't really do it for me, sorry.

It probably looked like his #### was wearing one of those fuzzy hats with the ears that flop down

Oh god that sounds warm and comfortable and perfect

 

[bryhamm]

Kind of takes family game night to a whole new level.

 

[T Bell]

Uh, nobody commented on how a narc-### Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor got her in trouble?

Wow…what a ####### ##### that sponsor was. ####e. Hey, drunk, you just flunked AA, too!

A sponsor isn't a counselor or therapist, and 12-step is all about accountability.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Uh, nobody commented on how a narc-### Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor got her in trouble?

Wow…what a ####### ##### that sponsor was. ####e. Hey, drunk, you just flunked AA, too!

A sponsor isn't a counselor or therapist, and 12-step is all about accountability.

Isn't the point to take that accountability upon yourself, not to have it thrust upon you by judgmental folks who have presented themselves as confidants and sounding boards meant to help you reach the conclusion that you need to be self-accountable?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Uh, nobody commented on how a narc-### Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor got her in trouble?

Wow…what a ####### ##### that sponsor was. ####e. Hey, drunk, you just flunked AA, too!

A sponsor isn't a counselor or therapist, and 12-step is all about accountability.

Isn't the point to take that accountability upon yourself, not to have it thrust upon you by judgmental folks who have presented themselves as confidants and sounding boards meant to help you reach the conclusion that you need to be self-accountable?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what the internet is for. That and pictures of people doing the other things identified in this story.