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[dickey moe]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

 

[General Malaise]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

Hairy lip, nose hair (and at her age) and a possible canker sore inside her mouth. Of course I ain't no prize myself.

 

[General Malaise]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

Hairy lip, nose hair (and at her age) and a possible canker sore inside her mouth. Of course I ain't no prize myself.

Oh, I'm hideous...but in masturbation world, I have choices. My choices in this world don't have my great aunt's moustache.

 

[Paranoia]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

Hairy lip, nose hair (and at her age) and a possible canker sore inside her mouth. Of course I ain't no prize myself.

Oh, I'm hideous...but in masturbation world, I have choices. My choices in this world don't have my great aunt's moustache.

1. No way your eye sight is as sharp as that picture

2. If you are focused on Kate Upton's upper lip in masturbation world then you are doing it wrong

 

[Otis]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

Hairy lip, nose hair (and at her age) and a possible canker sore inside her mouth. Of course I ain't no prize myself.

Oh, I'm hideous...but in masturbation world, I have choices. My choices in this world don't have my great aunt's moustache.

When you can cite GM and Dw in support of your theory, that's some pretty powerful stuff right there.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

GM, you're one picky dude.

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img542/5836/luf7.jpg

Hairy lip, nose hair (and at her age) and a possible canker sore inside her mouth. Of course I ain't no prize myself.

Oh, I'm hideous...but in masturbation world, I have choices. My choices in this world don't have my great aunt's moustache.

Don't start with the "I'm hideous" thing, I've seen the "Oh, Hello Shuke" video. You are an albino God. A veritable Aryan delight. That trollop would be lucky to have you and should show her gratitude by waxing that set of lips as well.

 

[NCCommish]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

That is a bit tough

 

[rockaction]

Kate Upton's cellulite doesn't turn me off. Her hairy upper lip, on the other hand....

Stop with that. Don't post that picture again. That kills me.

eta* too late, I see.

 

[Clifford]

It's like her nose hair couldn't stay in the caves.

 

[rockaction]

It's like her nose hair couldn't stay in the caves.

Reverse airbrush, IMO.

 

[NCCommish]

I can understand why smaller guys would be intimidated by 150 lb girls - I'm 6-4 270 and a girl my size would scare the living cap out of me.

I was very short as a kid. I entered 9th grade at 4'11" maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. I never dated a girl smaller than me although there were some to be had. In fact I don't think I ever dated a girl younger than me either.

 

[rockaction]

I can understand why smaller guys would be intimidated by 150 lb girls - I'm 6-4 270 and a girl my size would scare the living cap out of me.

I was very short as a kid. I entered 9th grade at 4'11" maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. I never dated a girl smaller than me although there were some to be had. In fact I don't think I ever dated a girl younger than me either.

Jeez, does this explain your political affiliation?

 

[Dentist]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

 

[Gr00vus]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

No, they've moved on to upper lip/nose hair. Try to keep up.

 

[General Malaise]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

There's a hundred thousand other women I'd rather let crap in my mouth before dining with them.

 

[NCCommish]

I can understand why smaller guys would be intimidated by 150 lb girls - I'm 6-4 270 and a girl my size would scare the living cap out of me.

I was very short as a kid. I entered 9th grade at 4'11" maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. I never dated a girl smaller than me although there were some to be had. In fact I don't think I ever dated a girl younger than me either.

Jeez, does this explain your political affiliation?

I liked girls with a little more "experience". I also dated a few smokers along the way as they tend to be into other risky activities. Is dating older girls liberal?

 

[rockaction]

I can understand why smaller guys would be intimidated by 150 lb girls - I'm 6-4 270 and a girl my size would scare the living cap out of me.

I was very short as a kid. I entered 9th grade at 4'11" maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. I never dated a girl smaller than me although there were some to be had. In fact I don't think I ever dated a girl younger than me either.

Jeez, does this explain your political affiliation?

I liked girls with a little more "experience". I also dated a few smokers along the way as they tend to be into other risky activities. Is dating older girls liberal?

Nah, in my experience, submissive and under the totalitarian stiletto heel? Just one of those freakish observations that may not hold true in any way for you.

YMMV.

eta* it is, admittedly, one of those bizarre observations that may be inherently personal and nothing more.

 

[Dentist]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

There's a hundred thousand other women I'd rather let crap in my mouth before dining with them.

That's hot.

I mean... to take it even it even further... I might illegally download and watch the entire "The other woman" movie just to take in Upton's awesomeness.

 

[NCCommish]

I can understand why smaller guys would be intimidated by 150 lb girls - I'm 6-4 270 and a girl my size would scare the living cap out of me.

I was very short as a kid. I entered 9th grade at 4'11" maybe 90 lbs soaking wet. I never dated a girl smaller than me although there were some to be had. In fact I don't think I ever dated a girl younger than me either.

Jeez, does this explain your political affiliation?

I liked girls with a little more "experience". I also dated a few smokers along the way as they tend to be into other risky activities. Is dating older girls liberal?

Nah, in my experience, submissive and under the totalitarian stiletto heel? Just one of those freakish observations that may not hold true in any way for you.

YMMV.

eta* it is, admittedly, one of those bizarre observations that may be inherently personal and nothing more.

Here is what my Mom told my wife on our wedding day. "He's your problem now. He does what he wants, when he wants and how he wants. Enjoy." I have never been the submissive one in any relationship I have had.

 

[grateful zed]

bored shrimps taking a beating here

 

[17seconds]

NEWS FLASH: Petite has nothing to do with a girls weight. Its a height related term

Um, no.

umm yeahhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petite_sizeAnd my wife shops inthe petite section. Case ####in closed

Actually, petite means "being short and having a small, trim figure." Dictionary.com. He's right.

Apparently there's something called Plus Petite where you can still get petite clothing even though you have 42" hips. I think the fatties forced a modern re-definition.

 

[General Malaise]

NEWS FLASH: Petite has nothing to do with a girls weight. Its a height related term

Um, no.

umm yeahhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petite_sizeAnd my wife shops inthe petite section. Case ####in closed

Actually, petite means "being short and having a small, trim figure." Dictionary.com. He's right.

Apparently there's something called Plus Petite where you can still get petite clothing even though you have 42" hips. I think the fatties forced a modern re-definition.

One of the hottest petite pluses of all time

 

[Otis]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

I'm a fat guy, and our midsections are WAY more similar than they should be.

 

[17seconds]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

I'm a fat guy, and our midsections are WAY more similar than they should be.

Airbrushed within an inch of her life

 

[Otis]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

I'm a fat guy, and our midsections are WAY more similar than they should be.

Airbrushed within an inch of her life

Exactly. I don't care what anyone says, that's a belly.

 

[James Daulton]

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

I'm a fat guy, and our midsections are WAY more similar than they should be.

While she's far from the fittest chick, if your belly is anywhere close to that then you need to write a diet book.

 

[shadyridr]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

I'm a fat guy, and our midsections are WAY more similar than they should be.

pics?

 

[rockaction]

NEWS FLASH: Petite has nothing to do with a girls weight. Its a height related term

Um, no.

umm yeahhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petite_sizeAnd my wife shops inthe petite section. Case ####in closed

Actually, petite means "being short and having a small, trim figure." Dictionary.com. He's right.

Apparently there's something called Plus Petite where you can still get petite clothing even though you have 42" hips. I think the fatties forced a modern re-definition.

One of the hottest petite pluses of all time

I keep forgetting what the hell that links to and I keep clicking on it.

 

[Chase Stuart]

http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/638x425/1859407.JPG

 

[bushdocda]

I gotta give Kate credit for not asking this to be hard deleted.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm hard deleting right now.

 

[Otis]

http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/638x425/1859407.JPG

I honestly look kinda like that in a bikini. Good to know that if my wife ever leaves, there are dozens of guys on the internet who would love for me to take dumps in their mouths!

 

[xulf]

http://cdn-media.hollywood.com/images/638x425/1859407.JPG

I honestly look kinda like that in a bikini. Good to know what if my wife ever leaves, there are dozens of guys on the internet who would love for me to take dumps in their mouths!

We aren't looking at the entire beach you fat ####.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

even i could be photoshopped to look good.

Upton is attractive as a 20 yr old, but her being called a "super" model is the biggest insult to real super models in the history of man.

 

[Otis]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

even i could be photoshopped to look good.

Upton is attractive as a 20 yr old, but her being called a "super" model is the biggest insult to real super models in the history of man.

Man, so, so many people starting to see the light in here. I feel like jesus!!

 

[ILUVBEER99]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

even i could be photoshopped to look good.

Upton is attractive as a 20 yr old, but her being called a "super" model is the biggest insult to real super models in the history of man.

Man, so, so many people starting to see the light in here. I feel like jesus!!

pretty sure i was one of the first to call this atrocity out right after her breakout duggie video

***but looking back you were probably the very first. you're doing god's work here.

 

[Clifford]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

Do I have to tell people the main course was feces?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

In before offdee comes in and rates her an 8

9.5 ------- 10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness) 9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

jesus offdee, and you're supposed to be the definitive ratings guy. #epicfail

http://moderndayruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Are we still debating if this girl is actually attractive or not and being worried about her current/future weight gain?

Who wouldn't let this chick take a dump in their mouth just to say they had lunch with her?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/models/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

even i could be photoshopped to look good.

Upton is attractive as a 20 yr old, but her being called a "super" model is the biggest insult to real super models in the history of man.

Man, so, so many people starting to see the light in here. I feel like jesus!!

Remember what they did to him.

 

[rockaction]

In before offdee comes in and rates her an 8

9.5 ------- 10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness) 9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

jesus offdee, and you're supposed to be the definitive ratings guy. #epicfail

http://moderndayruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg

If she is the MENSA of hotness, does she need to be locally amazing?? Just a funny sequence.

She's a freaking ten.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

In before offdee comes in and rates her an 8

9.5 ------- 10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness) 9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

jesus offdee, and you're supposed to be the definitive ratings guy. #epicfail

http://moderndayruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg

She's a freaking ten.

she's a 14-16....on a scale of 20.

Upton is good looking, she's plump, but none the less attractive. A legit 7-8, but not close to being a supermodel. She would be a great hustler or penthouse model.

Guys need to get over big boobs. Just because a woman has nice jugs doesn't make her a model.

 

[mr roboto]

At her best, 9. Some of her pics, 6.5. If say solid 7.5-8. No shtick.

 

[rockaction]

At her best, 9. Some of her pics, 6.5. If say solid 7.5-8. No shtick.

I get it. I get all the criticism. Her face is perfect. Her cheeks are perfect. Her eyes are perfect. Her breasts are perfect. Her hair removal can be perfect. Her stomach varies from year to year.

Who cares? 9.5-10. Stunning.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

At her best, 9. Some of her pics, 6.5. If say solid 7.5-8. No shtick.

On board with that, photoshopped she can look close to perfect. No arguing that she's attractive, it's the guys who are claiming she's a 10 that are confusing people.

 

[Michael Brown]

In before offdee comes in and rates her an 8

9.5 ------- 10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness) 9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

jesus offdee, and you're supposed to be the definitive ratings guy. #epicfail

http://moderndayruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg

She's a freaking ten.

she's a 14-16....on a scale of 20.

Upton is good looking, she's plump, but none the less attractive. A legit 7-8, but not close to being a supermodel. She would be a great hustler or penthouse model.

Guys need to get over big boobs. Just because a woman has nice jugs doesn't make her a model.

Fair point, but does being a model make someone a model?

 

[Otis]

At her best, 9. Some of her pics, 6.5. If say solid 7.5-8. No shtick.

This is not unreasonable.

 

[Otis]

In before offdee comes in and rates her an 8

9.5 ------- 10: Almost flawless and very rare. Could be a top model, top playboy centerfold, (nationally amazing, the MENSA of hotness) 9: The hottest girl at the club, The hottest girl at school, etc (more locally amazing)

jesus offdee, and you're supposed to be the definitive ratings guy. #epicfail

http://moderndayruth.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/kate-upton-lardy-2.jpg

She's a freaking ten.

she's a 14-16....on a scale of 20.

Upton is good looking, she's plump, but none the less attractive. A legit 7-8, but not close to being a supermodel. She would be a great hustler or penthouse model.

Guys need to get over big boobs. Just because a woman has nice jugs doesn't make her a model.

This.

 

[shuke]

Upton is good looking, she's plump, but none the less attractive.

Agree

She would be a great hustler or penthouse model.

Totally agree.

Just because a woman has nice jugs doesn't make her a model.

The fact that she gets paid to do modeling makes her a model. ROCKET SCIENCE.

 

[James Daulton]

At her best, 9. Some of her pics, 6.5. If say solid 7.5-8. No shtick.

This is not unreasonable.

I can get behind this. Were she to lose 15'ish pounds her ratings would all go up a point I'd say.