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I can't believe she's only 19! She looks like Hope Solo's dirty younger sister. Love her!
and..../threadshe is the perfect combination of sexy and adorable.Been saying it since she was in the last swimsuit edition. Most attractive girl on the planet. Every female can be nit-picked. I don't think she has the best ### on the planet. But taking everything into account, when you score every part of a girl and add it all up, she's ahead of every chick in my book.
:38 in is what dreams are made ofhot, comfortable with her body, knows what guys are into, not terribly shy... so sexy/cuteHoly Mother of GodIH:
I'm gonna put that song on my Ipod just so I can think of her every time it comes on
Did you pause it around 0:20 in to see if there was more to be seen in that topless shot? Yeah, me, neither.:38 in is what dreams are made ofhot, comfortable with her body, knows what guys are into, not terribly shy... so sexy/cuteHoly Mother of GodIH:
there is a decent likelihood of this, it would be an awesome 25 secondsIt would probably be pleasurable to have intercourse with her.
Site is literally tough to X out of...I'm gonna put that song on my Ipod just so I can think of her every time it comes on
Would you finish in her rolls, or elsewhere?'Dentist said:there is a decent likelihood of this, it would be an awesome 25 seconds'dickey moe said:It would probably be pleasurable to have intercourse with her.
Hope Solo is about 1000 times uglier'mad sweeney said:I can't believe she's only 19! She looks like Hope Solo's dirty younger sister. Love her!
so much yummy flesh to choose from... first squirt on her mammary rolls and the rest on that delicious thigh meatWould you finish in her rolls, or elsewhere?'Dentist said:there is a decent likelihood of this, it would be an awesome 25 seconds'dickey moe said:It would probably be pleasurable to have intercourse with her.
Just terrible. Her face is awesome, boobs are awesome, and her body is pretty banging. She may not be as muscular and lean as some of the other models, but to say WNB is simply ridiculous.2/10 WNB
gotta consider the source here...dementia clearly has taken him over. sad.Just terrible. Her face is awesome, boobs are awesome, and her body is pretty banging. She may not be as muscular and lean as some of the other models, but to say WNB is simply ridiculous.2/10 WNB
I like to believe when we see posts like that that either:A. His wife is standing over his shoulderOr B. His wife has hijacked his ID and is posting on his behalf.Anything else would simply be too sad to deal with.gotta consider the source here...dementia clearly has taken him over. sad.Just terrible. Her face is awesome, boobs are awesome, and her body is pretty banging. She may not be as muscular and lean as some of the other models, but to say WNB is simply ridiculous.2/10 WNB
so otis thinks horse face parker is hotter than uptonKate Upton >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.....infinity....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Otis's Shick.
Rescind the WNB or GTFOLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
Rescind the WNB or GTFOLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
com'on... you'd let significantly less hot chicks than Upton fondle little OtisLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot.
She's already been in Victoria's SecretTrue.Bar >>> Kate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...the restLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
Rescind the WNB or GTFOLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
No credibility whatsoever without.I'm one of your biggest detractors when it comes to these things, but you nailed my thoughts on Upton.Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
I'm one of your biggest detractors when it comes to these things, but you nailed my thoughts on Upton.Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.
, save for the WNB, which I'm sure was a joke anyway...Good point. Sports Illustrated choose to put one of their uglier models on the cover instead of putting a really hot model there.You guys are ridiculous.I kind of agree with Otis here.I think the reason everyone is so infatuated with her, myself included, is because she is not Victoria Secret hot. Meaning she has a bit more of an adorable, cute side to her hotness than they typical runway model.
Yea, ugly is exactly what I said. Good jobGood point. Sports Illustrated choose to put one of their uglier models on the cover instead of putting a really hot model there.You guys are ridiculous.I kind of agree with Otis here.I think the reason everyone is so infatuated with her, myself included, is because she is not Victoria Secret hot. Meaning she has a bit more of an adorable, cute side to her hotness than they typical runway model.
I kind of agree with Otis here.I think the reason everyone is so infatuated with her, myself included, is because she is not Victoria Secret hot. Meaning she has a bit more of an adorable, cute side to her hotness than they typical runway model.

Good point. Sports Illustrated choose to put one of their uglier models on the cover instead of putting a really hot model there.You guys are ridiculous.I kind of agree with Otis here.I think the reason everyone is so infatuated with her, myself included, is because she is not Victoria Secret hot. Meaning she has a bit more of an adorable, cute side to her hotness than they typical runway model.
at getting butthurt over this.Ok that was obviously shtick. I'm not stupid. But people in here are way overboard on her IMORescind the WNB or GTFOLook, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.com'on... you'd let significantly less hot chicks than Upton fondle little Otis
Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot.She's already been in Victoria's Secret
Plus size?Those legs are the legs of a solid 5.Dont know if this has been posted yet, but just in case:
I'm one of your biggest detractors when it comes to these things, but you nailed my thoughts on Upton.Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc., save for the WNB, which I'm sure was a joke anyway...

Gunz: Voice of ReasonGood point. Sports Illustrated choose to put one of their uglier models on the cover instead of putting a really hot model there.You guys are ridiculous.I kind of agree with Otis here.
I think the reason everyone is so infatuated with her, myself included, is because she is not Victoria Secret hot. Meaning she has a bit more of an adorable, cute side to her hotness than they typical runway model.
I'd give her a solid 10. Sorry about your shortcomings there.Dont know if this has been posted yet, but just in case:
Nose hair puts it over the top.
PETITION OF OTIS IN SUPPORT OF FINDING THAT KATE UPTON IS NOT A PERFECT 10 AND IS NOT THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
Exhibit A -- Rolls. Rolls. And she's not bending over in some awkward position. She's standing upright.
Exhibit B -- No hips. None. I guess the jug-lovers can ignore this, but any chick whose got a midsection that could just as easily belong to half the guys in this forum is not, in my view, one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Or even in the top 10. Or even in the top 1,000 (10,000? 100,000?), if we're including famous chicks and chicks we've never seen.
Exhibit C -- This could be my uncle Carmine.
Exhibit D -- There are forty-something house frows in my neighborhood with better options from the waist down. Go ahead and dispute this. No shape to her legs, thick knees no tone, and flabby thighs with hints of cottage cheese. But Otis you must be gay she's the hottest woman on the planet! Oof.
Look, she's attractive. She's even hot. But she's nowhere near the stratosphere that folks in here have placed her in. Just accept it. She's a strong 7-8. But she's not, by any means, elite. You all just become bumbling idiots the second a giant sloppy set are flashed your way, completely losing any ability to look at this objectively. You just can't be trusted on the subject. It's like B.A. Baracus just explained it's faster for us to drive to L.A. than fly.
Your taste in women, and consequent agony that very few people share it, is bizarre to say the least. And before you make yet another long-winded post about how you like supermodels and everybody else is wrong, consider the fact that you're arguing with just about everybody. Does that make any sense?Plenty of folks agree. Scroll back a page.PETITION OF OTIS IN SUPPORT OF FINDING THAT KATE UPTON IS NOT A PERFECT 10 AND IS NOT THE HOTTEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
Exhibit A -- Rolls. Rolls. And she's not bending over in some awkward position. She's standing upright.
Exhibit B -- No hips. None. I guess the jug-lovers can ignore this, but any chick whose got a midsection that could just as easily belong to half the guys in this forum is not, in my view, one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Or even in the top 10. Or even in the top 1,000 (10,000? 100,000?), if we're including famous chicks and chicks we've never seen.
Exhibit C -- This could be my uncle Carmine.
Exhibit D -- There are forty-something house frows in my neighborhood with better options from the waist down. Go ahead and dispute this. No shape to her legs, thick knees no tone, and flabby thighs with hints of cottage cheese. But Otis you must be gay she's the hottest woman on the planet! Oof.
Look, she's attractive. She's even hot. But she's nowhere near the stratosphere that folks in here have placed her in. Just accept it. She's a strong 7-8. But she's not, by any means, elite. You all just become bumbling idiots the second a giant sloppy set are flashed your way, completely losing any ability to look at this objectively. You just can't be trusted on the subject. It's like B.A. Baracus just explained it's faster for us to drive to L.A. than fly.Your taste in women, and consequent agony that very few people share it, is bizarre to say the least. And before you make yet another long-winded post about how you like supermodels and everybody else is wrong, consider the fact that you're arguing with just about everybody. Does that make any sense?
What's the point arguing trying to tell guys the chicks they find hot aren't actually hot? Are their biological attractions going to change? Does it effect you when people post pictures of skeletal freaks when mocking what you like? Or does it make you further entrenched of your idea of hot? This has been your schtick for a while, but you're screwing up one of the few good threads on the board. It's not an interesting discussion anymore--you're just hammering the same point over and over, and other than a couple dudes, nobody agrees with you.