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The more I think about it, the more I think her shelf life could be like 2-3 years. Given that's she's 19, that puts her at about 21 or 22. If we are being generous, she might hang on until she's 23.

 
'pantherclub said:
'nysportsfan said:
The more I think about it, the more I think her shelf life could be like 2-3 years. Given that's she's 19, that puts her at about 21 or 22. If we are being generous, she might hang on until she's 23.
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Based on what exactly?
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Based on the fact that she wouldn't let him scrape dog poop off of her shoe, let alone actually entertain the thought of engaging in intercourse with him. Wishful thinking on his part.
 
'Captain Quinoa said:
'pantherclub said:
'nysportsfan said:
The more I think about it, the more I think her shelf life could be like 2-3 years. Given that's she's 19, that puts her at about 21 or 22. If we are being generous, she might hang on until she's 23.
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Based on what exactly?
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Based on the fact that she wouldn't let him scrape dog poop off of her shoe, let alone actually entertain the thought of engaging in intercourse with him. Wishful thinking on his part.
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She is a bit thick, has boobs that already sag, and a face that won't wear well. Additionally, her personality, at least to me, seems a bit superficial and annoying. YMMV.
 
'nysportsfan said:
'Captain Quinoa said:
'pantherclub said:
'nysportsfan said:
The more I think about it, the more I think her shelf life could be like 2-3 years. Given that's she's 19, that puts her at about 21 or 22. If we are being generous, she might hang on until she's 23.
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Based on what exactly?
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Based on the fact that she wouldn't let him scrape dog poop off of her shoe, let alone actually entertain the thought of engaging in intercourse with him. Wishful thinking on his part.
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She is a bit thick, has boobs that already sag, and a face that won't wear well. Additionally, her personality, at least to me, seems a bit superficial and annoying. YMMV.
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We all know the voluptuous blonde typically has a shelf-life. We can enjoy her now though.It will only matter for the 3 or 4 men that she marries. Even then, it'll only matter for the one she marries last (and it's not like he won't have some young tarts on the side to help him endure it).

 
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'derek245583 said:
Why exactly do we care about this broad's shelf life?
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Because in some people can't get a boner to a girl who might not look hot when she's 59 or something.Her hotness now is not what they masturbate too, it's the thought that she might not be hot in 50 years and then they will retroactively regret their masturbatory sessions from the past.And, admittedly some of those Britney Spears and Christina Augilera jerk sessions from 2001 are looking pretty silly now as both of those ladies have achieved non-hotness.... and those two were both fairly rail thin.
 
'Dentist said:
'derek245583 said:
Why exactly do we care about this broad's shelf life?
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Because in some people can't get a boner to a girl who might not look hot when she's 59 or something.Her hotness now is not what they masturbate too, it's the thought that she might not be hot in 50 years and then they will retroactively regret their masturbatory sessions from the past.And, admittedly some of those Britney Spears and Christina Augilera jerk sessions from 2001 are looking pretty silly now as both of those ladies have achieved non-hotness.... and those two were both fairly rail thin.
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Britney is still smoking hot
 
'pantherclub said:
Britney is still smoking hot
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no. she went from a 9.5 to a 7 by Hollywood standards.if this means still "smoking hot" then surebut most of the appeal is gone to me after the kids, Federline, the hair loss, etc.also her bewbs seem a lot smaller
 
Why not just enjoy Ms. Upton now, "in the moment", and not worry about what she looks like in 3, 10 or 50 years?

Also, if you haven't seen her already, there is a British 19-year-old named Rosie Jones, who I consider to be even hotter than Kate. Google her (even better with safe search off)

ETA: and I don't care if she ends up looking like Hagrid from Harry Potter in 50 years, I like her now

 
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'Controller said:
Why not just enjoy Ms. Upton now, "in the moment", and not worry about what she looks like in 3, 10 or 50 years?

Also, if you haven't seen her already, there is a British 19-year-old named Rosie Jones, who I consider to be even hotter than Kate. Google her (even better with safe search off)

ETA: and I don't care if she ends up looking like Hagrid from Harry Potter in 50 years, I like her now
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We should have some sort of FFA award for posting like this.

 
'TobiasFunke said:
'Controller said:
Why not just enjoy Ms. Upton now, "in the moment", and not worry about what she looks like in 3, 10 or 50 years?

Also, if you haven't seen her already, there is a British 19-year-old named Rosie Jones, who I consider to be even hotter than Kate. Google her (even better with safe search off)

ETA: and I don't care if she ends up looking like Hagrid from Harry Potter in 50 years, I like her now
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We should have some sort of FFA award for posting like this.
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:jawdrop: Hamanah Hamanah Hamanah! Wow!
 
'TobiasFunke said:
'Controller said:
Why not just enjoy Ms. Upton now, "in the moment", and not worry about what she looks like in 3, 10 or 50 years?

Also, if you haven't seen her already, there is a British 19-year-old named Rosie Jones, who I consider to be even hotter than Kate. Google her (even better with safe search off)

ETA: and I don't care if she ends up looking like Hagrid from Harry Potter in 50 years, I like her now
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We should have some sort of FFA award for posting like this.
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:goodposting: I'm a patient guy but this is the kind of news that you should hear right away.
 
Been a big fan of Rosie for awhile. Any chick appearing in Nuts magazine got some bags o fun. India Reynolds, Lucy Pinder, Lacey Banghard. Can't go wrong with any of them.

 
'Controller said:
Why not just enjoy Ms. Upton now, "in the moment", and not worry about what she looks like in 3, 10 or 50 years?Also, if you haven't seen her already, there is a British 19-year-old named Rosie Jones, who I consider to be even hotter than Kate. Google her (even better with safe search off
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:goodposting: Rosie is the best.
 
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