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[IvanKaramazov]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

If you throw out his 40+ yard runs, AD is really nothing special.

 

[Kal El]

I think we can all agree that Otis is insane.

You mean correct?

I wrote what I meant. Are there hotter women than Kate Upton? Yes. That being said, saying that she's unattractive, even from purely neutral standards is foolish.

 

[Otis]

When you type "Kate Upton" into Google, these are the first five auto fill suggestions:Kate UptonKate Upton boyfriendKate Upton videoKate Upton dougieKate Upton fatThe defense rests, your honor.

 

[Otis]

Her own person trainer says "she's got extra meat."Kate herself says "I want to enjoy life, and I can't if I'm not eating."Look, some gals just really love eating. There's nothing wrong with that. http://www.idesigntimes.com/articles/3619/20130219/kate-upton-fat-swimsuit-models-personal-trainer-david-kirsch-sports-illustrated.htm

 

[Michael Brown]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

Well yeah, that and the fact that she's got a prettier face than 99.99999% of every girl who ever lived. But besides a great face and rack, yeah she's just okay.

 

[NutterButter]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

Well yeah, that and the fact that she's got a prettier face than 99.99999% of every girl who ever lived. But besides a great face and rack, yeah she's just okay.

We're not comparing her to every girl that's ever lived. We're comparing her to the cream of the crop and there's still numerous broads that have a prettier face than her. Just google victoria secret models. There's a start. What do those chicks not have that Upton does have. A nice set of cans and if that's your thing, then that's why she'd be ahead of those other chicks.

 

[moleculo]

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.--Conan O'Brian

 

[Fennis]

When you type "Kate Upton" into Google, these are the first five auto fill suggestions:Kate UptonKate Upton boyfriendKate Upton videoKate Upton dougieKate Upton fatThe defense rests, your honor.

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[Kal El]

When you type "Kate Upton" into Google, these are the first five auto fill suggestions:Kate UptonKate Upton boyfriendKate Upton videoKate Upton dougieKate Upton fatThe defense rests, your honor.

why bing is betterkate upton breastskate upton super bowl adkate upton cat daddykate upton breasts/nudekate upton videokate upton body paintkate upton hot

Court rules against the defense.

 

[Otis]

Oof?

 

[Otis]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

 

[Michael Brown]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

Well yeah, that and the fact that she's got a prettier face than 99.99999% of every girl who ever lived. But besides a great face and rack, yeah she's just okay.

We're not comparing her to every girl that's ever lived. We're comparing her to the cream of the crop and there's still numerous broads that have a prettier face than her. Just google victoria secret models. There's a start. What do those chicks not have that Upton does have. A nice set of cans and if that's your thing, then that's why she'd be ahead of those other chicks.

Well that's just a matter of opinion. Personally I've seen enough of these chicks to say that I think Upton has a prettier face than any Victoria's Secret model. And I'm someone who almost always prefers a darker more exotic look. I just think KU is outrageous. I'm sure you disagree, but that's cool everybody is different.For example, I've seen a number of pictures of Ambrosio where she looks absolutely scorching, but I've also seen a lot where her features look almost masculine. So if someone were to say she's the hottest chick they ever saw, I'd wildly disagree. But I at least understand that some people have a different view than me.

But to say this thread wouldn't exist if Upton didn't have a huge rack is kinda silly in my opinion, because there are obviously enough of us who disagree and think her face is just as good or even better than her rack. Are there people out there who just see huge cans and instantly fall in love no matter what the face or body look like? Sure. I'm just not one of them. I admit her legs and hips and ### are not best of the best. But her face and boobs are SO amazing that on the whole, she is on the elite level IMO.

 

[NutterButter]

Oof?

Jesus. Now that's just plain awful.

 

[Otis]

Personally I've seen enough of these chicks to say that I think Upton has a prettier face than any Victoria's Secret model.

Ridiculous.

 

[Otis]

Oof?

Jesus. Now that's just plain awful.

You must be into dudes.

 

[Kal El]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

 

[NutterButter]

Oof?

Jesus. Now that's just plain awful.

You must be into dudes.

 

[NutterButter]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

Well yeah, that and the fact that she's got a prettier face than 99.99999% of every girl who ever lived. But besides a great face and rack, yeah she's just okay.

We're not comparing her to every girl that's ever lived. We're comparing her to the cream of the crop and there's still numerous broads that have a prettier face than her. Just google victoria secret models. There's a start. What do those chicks not have that Upton does have. A nice set of cans and if that's your thing, then that's why she'd be ahead of those other chicks.

Well that's just a matter of opinion. Personally I've seen enough of these chicks to say that I think Upton has a prettier face than any Victoria's Secret model. And I'm someone who almost always prefers a darker more exotic look. I just think KU is outrageous. I'm sure you disagree, but that's cool everybody is different.For example, I've seen a number of pictures of Ambrosio where she looks absolutely scorching, but I've also seen a lot where her features look almost masculine. So if someone were to say she's the hottest chick they ever saw, I'd wildly disagree. But I at least understand that some people have a different view than me.

But to say this thread wouldn't exist if Upton didn't have a huge rack is kinda silly in my opinion, because there are obviously enough of us who disagree and think her face is just as good or even better than her rack. Are there people out there who just see huge cans and instantly fall in love no matter what the face or body look like? Sure. I'm just not one of them. I admit her legs and hips and ### are not best of the best. But her face and boobs are SO amazing that on the whole, she is on the elite level IMO.

The rack has that affect on people. Throw in that cat daddy video which is sexy as all hell.

 

[Otis]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

 

[jamny]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

 

[Kal El]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

 

[Otis]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Uh.

 

[NutterButter]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Did you miss this post?

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

 

[jamny]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Did you miss this post?

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

No, what he missed is that the picture is Kate Upton

 

[Kal El]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Uh.

I may have missed it, but please share your idea of the ultimately attractive woman with the rest of us.

 

[Kal El]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Did you miss this post?

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

No, what he missed is that the picture is Kate Upton

I hate missing details like that. Still, that pic was from what, 4 years ago? She would have been 16, if that was the case.

 

[Otis]

Not even close.

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[Otis]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Did you miss this post?

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

No, what he missed is that the picture is Kate Upton

I hate missing details like that. Still, that pic was from what, 4 years ago? She would have been 16, if that was the case.

Yeah. You just missed a small "detail."

 

[NutterButter]

Supermodel legs. SUPERMODEL.

Those are sticks. Kate Upton has legs, and like ZZ Top says, she knows how to use them.

Um.

Face it. Kate Upton is hot, and you're in the very small minority that thinks otherwise. Now you can enjoy the skeleton women all you want, and nobody else will judge you for it.

Did you miss this post?

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

No, what he missed is that the picture is Kate Upton

Yeah and she doesn't have very nice legs. She's still hot and Otis has said so.

 

[Kal El]

Not even close.123456

Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

 

[Otis]

After having two children.

After eating two children.

 

[Otis]

Not even close.123456

Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

 

[NutterButter]

After having two children.After eating two children.

This is some good stuff. Upton is going to be going Jessica Simpson on us after she pops out a kid.ETA: That middle shot is just embarrassing.

 

[Chase Stuart]

GB the Avatars we'd like to see thread.http://backpack.fantasti.cc/big/m/o/t/motoman/motoman_3a5835.jpgHer name is Nicky Whelan. She's got some less than stellar pics, but here's another good onehttp://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nicky-whelan-12.jpgIs she hotter than KU? In some pics, yes. In general, maybe not. But the point is nobody knows WTF she is, and Upton is the most famous model in the world. Seems disproportionate.

 

[Otis]

GB the Avatars we'd like to see thread.http://backpack.fantasti.cc/big/m/o/t/motoman/motoman_3a5835.jpgHer name is Nicky Whelan. She's got some less than stellar pics, but here's another good onehttp://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/nicky-whelan-12.jpgIs she hotter than KU? In some pics, yes. In general, maybe not. But the point is nobody knows WTF she is, and Upton is the most famous model in the world. Seems disproportionate.

She is light years hotter than Upton.

 

[RBM]

Not even close.123456

Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

 

[Kal El]

Not even close.123456

Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

Personally, I don't really see self control as a major factor in determining hotness, unless drugs/ alcohol are involved.I think we may simply be miscommunicating at some point. I'll readily agree that there are hotter women on this planet than Kate Upton, but I don't think she's fat. Maybe it simply boils down to a difference of opinion, since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, after all. Personally, I'm not fond of seeing women who look as though they almost had to starve themselves to attain their body shape, and I'm actually not particularly fond of blond hair.At the end of the day, we differ on what we think constitutes an attractive woman, but I'd bet that if any of these women wished to do wonderful things with us, we'd take that offer in a heartbeat.

 

[Otis]

Not even close.

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Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

Some softness???

 

[RBM]

Not even close.

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Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

Some softness???

Yeah, she's not a blimp.

 

[Kal El]

Not even close.

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Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

Some softness???

Yeah, she's not a blimp.

Otis likes getting jabbed with the girl's bones.

 

[Michael Brown]

Not even close.

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Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

Some softness???

Yeah, she's not a blimp.

Otis likes getting jabbed with the girl's bones.

Yeah like, "Your gun is digging into my hip"

 

[Kal El]

Not even close.

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Ok, she's hot, but what does she have that Kate Upton lacks?

You mean besides a good body and self control?

#### are way too small. Pretty girl.Look, any dude that discounts an amazing pair of juggs this much over some softness needs to be questioned if you know what I mean.

Some softness???

Yeah, she's not a blimp.

Otis likes getting jabbed with the girl's bones.

Yeah like, "Your gun is digging into my hip"

I was going the subtle route, but that works too.

 

[AAABatteries]

I can see it now - right after Otis' next failed diet he's going to start a thread a week later.Got a divorce.I just couldn't take it any longer O says. Someone asks what he couldn't deal with. His reply:"She was a fattie lover."Reference - http://youtu.be/rQtysS7fB4k

 

[tdoss]

Look, she's hot. But she's not Victoria's Secret hot. And her hips are sort of square and uncurvy, and her rear is sort of big and square and flat, and in certain photo shoots she's got rolls and a bunch of flab hanging this way and that. And I get it that lots of guys in the world have the same fascination with ginormous mammaries as 15-year-old boys do -- they'll overlook all the rest for a set of big sloppy cans. I get all that. I'm just saying she's not the hottest chick on the planet, or even in that top tier with the likes of the chicks in the babe brackets, like Amrbosio, Lima, etc.

So, to further insult Upton's appearance you resort to insulting those that love her boobs?GG Otis.

That post is spot on though.

Pretty much nails it.

Some folks in here are, for reasons that still escape me, terrified of the truth.

Some people live and die by the rack. Give Upton an average rack and this thread wouldn't exist. Other than the rack, she's far behind numerous other broads in all others areas you mentioned.

yeah and if she had a #### shed be otis.

That's gonna leave a mark...

 

[tdoss]

I don't care what you guys say about my boy Otis...he and I can party anytime. I know that his taste in women and mine will never overlap...

 

[shadyridr]

Oof?

Jesus. Now that's just plain awful.

LMFAO at awful

 

[shadyridr]

KU > AA. Theyre both hot

 

[Otis]

Oof?

Jesus. Now that's just plain awful.

LMFAO at awful

By supermodel standards, he's right.

 

[Otis]

KU > AA.

Awful.

 

[shuke]

Her own person trainer says "she's got extra meat."Kate herself says "I want to enjoy life, and I can't if I'm not eating."Look, some gals just really love eating. There's nothing wrong with that. http://www.idesigntimes.com/articles/3619/20130219/kate-upton-fat-swimsuit-models-personal-trainer-david-kirsch-sports-illustrated.htm

I'm not sure what thread you're reading. I'm pretty sure we all agree she's got extra meat. The point is that she is still smoking hot.