NutterButter
Footballguy
By supermodel standards, he's right.LMFAO at awfulJesus. Now that's just plain awful.
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Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
This is one of my favorite FFA exchanges in recent weeks.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
Otis
Footballguy
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick. 
The Commish
Footballguy
White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
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Otis
Footballguy
Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
So you agree, we're all in agreement. Why do you keep going on and on and on then?
Michael Brown
Footballguy
Well I don't see what pictures of Keith Hernandez have to do with anything
Donsmith753
Footballguy
I'd leave her looking like a painters overalls
Otis
Footballguy
Because we're not all in agreement. A bunch of Neanderthals in here think you must be homosexual if you think her body is kind of a mess (it is) and not nearly on par with the hottest women in the world (it's not). Hell, you're still claiming the photos that have been posted must be photoshopped.
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
lolz
NutterButter
Footballguy
I'd even give Tyra the edge on the cans. Rest of the body is obviously way ahead for Tyra.Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
The Commish
Footballguy
Why not any of the "fat" pics of her? It's easy to be selective isn't it?Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
The Commish
Footballguy
ObviouslyThis pic sums up things perfectly...I stand by my comment and anyone trying to suggest this is "different" has lost it.I'd even give Tyra the edge on the cans. Rest of the body is obviously way ahead for Tyra.Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
Hang 10
Footballguy
Maybe you should have been more specific. 20 year old Kate looks like a sloppier version of the 40 year old Tyra.ObviouslyThis pic sums up things perfectly...I stand by my comment and anyone trying to suggest this is "different" has lost it.I'd even give Tyra the edge on the cans. Rest of the body is obviously way ahead for Tyra.Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
Otis
Footballguy
Way to post pics of a 35 year old and compare them to a 20 year old. Is that where this thread is going?ObviouslyThis pic sums up things perfectly...I stand by my comment and anyone trying to suggest this is "different" has lost it.I'd even give Tyra the edge on the cans. Rest of the body is obviously way ahead for Tyra.Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
Otis
Footballguy
Thank you.Maybe you should have been more specific. 20 year old Kate looks like a sloppier version of the 40 year old Tyra.ObviouslyThis pic sums up things perfectly...I stand by my comment and anyone trying to suggest this is "different" has lost it.I'd even give Tyra the edge on the cans. Rest of the body is obviously way ahead for Tyra.Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
Otis
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I have a feeling all her moles (and there's a LOT of them) have thick, dark hairs growing out of them.
General Malaise
Footballguy
NutterButter
Footballguy
With a set of jugs like that, a little softness should be tolerated
pollardsvision
Footballguy
I hope young Kate is reading this thread. Maybe it would crush her self-esteem enough that I might have a shot, should I ever run into her.
Zegras11
Footballguy
Oats is really a closet fatty lover
The Commish
Footballguy
I've never really interacted with Hang 10 before....ever, but given this thread's evidence I'm not surprised he completely wiffed on the point. Otis, however, what the heck has happened to you?? I posted the covers of Tyra to show there really isn't much of a difference between their stages. Tyra was much skinnier in her first than her second, just like Kate. No one's going around saying Tyra was fat are they? Hang...I want your crystal ball so I can also know what Tyra's going to look like when she actually turns 40. You should be using that ball for something other than this though. It's interesting that when I brought up age before you called me a "troll" yet it's your go to in response?? Classic FFA.
And those covers were from 96 and 97 respectively @ 40.....try 23-24
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Hang 10
Footballguy
You can't be this stupid. First off, Tyra turns 40 this year so no need for a crystal ball. Second, YES the first cover is 20 something Tyra in her prime but the second one is from a decade later where shes clearly lost a bit on her fastball AND she's still in better shape than Upton.I've never really interacted with Hang 10 before....ever, but given this thread's evidence I'm not surprised he completely wiffed on the point. Otis, however, what the heck has happened to you?? I posted the covers of Tyra to show there really isn't much of a difference between their stages. Tyra was much skinnier in her first than her second, just like Kate. No one's going around saying Tyra was fat are they? Hang...I want your crystal ball so I can also know what Tyra's going to look like when she actually turns 40. You should be using that ball for something other than this though. It's interesting that when I brought up age before you called me a "troll" yet it's your go to in response?? Classic FFA.
The Commish
Footballguy
ETA: Nevermind....this is a fruitless "discussion". You're right, Upton's a fat tub of goo'Hang 10 said:You can't be this stupid. First off, Tyra turns 40 this year so no need for a crystal ball. Second, YES the first cover is 20 something Tyra in her prime but the second one is from a decade later where shes clearly lost a bit on her fastball AND she's still in better shape than Upton.'The Commish said:'Hang 10 said:I've never really interacted with Hang 10 before....ever, but given this thread's evidence I'm not surprised he completely wiffed on the point. Otis, however, what the heck has happened to you?? I posted the covers of Tyra to show there really isn't much of a difference between their stages. Tyra was much skinnier in her first than her second, just like Kate. No one's going around saying Tyra was fat are they? Hang...I want your crystal ball so I can also know what Tyra's going to look like when she actually turns 40. You should be using that ball for something other than this though. It's interesting that when I brought up age before you called me a "troll" yet it's your go to in response?? Classic FFA.'Otis said:
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Otis
Footballguy
"Top 5"?'Otis said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
She wax that mustache yet?
Otis
Footballguy
You're gay.
Brony
Footballguy
The Commish
Footballguy
You won't want to see the pics of Upton when she gets to Tyra Banks' age. It won't be pretty.Why not any of the "fat" pics of her? It's easy to be selective isn't it?Sorry. Your opinion is invalid.White Tyra Banks imo. If that's "fat", I'm ok with that.Upton is both extremely hot and highly overrated. She's not ultra thin and symmetrically perfect to professional runway model standards, she's more like a mega hot Playmate of the Year candidate who is super marketable right now. Her shine will fade, she'll always have been more famous than talented, a stereotypical 21st Century American celebrity. But every guy would hammer that spot at the drop of a hat, c'mon with that shtick.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
High school nerd asks Kate to his prom: http://youtu.be/NvxqUEMDBp8
She's considering it.
She's considering it.
“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule”
If he gets her as a date to his prom, he will need a statue in his honor.High school nerd asks Kate to his prom: http://youtu.be/NvxqUEMDBp8
She's considering it.
“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule
Hang 10
Footballguy
Maybe she should give working out hard a try first.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
My guess is she will tell him that "something suddenly came up."
shadyridr
Footballguy
they must be serving cakeHigh school nerd asks Kate to his prom: http://youtu.be/NvxqUEMDBp8
She's considering it.
“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule
Hang 10
Footballguy
they must be serving cakeHigh school nerd asks Kate to his prom: http://youtu.be/NvxqUEMDBp8
She's considering it.
“You can call me Katie if you want! How could I turn down that video! I'll check my schedule
