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[TxBuckeye]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

Took awhile to notice the bat signal huh? Alfred is slipping in his duties.

 

[Otis]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

Took awhile to notice the bat signal huh? Alfred is slipping in his duties.

My interns have MANY threads to monitor.

 

[General Malaise]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

No mention of the moustache that would make Tom Selleck envious? Not a word about the flies caught in her happy trail?

 

[James Daulton]

While I think she's amazing when she's in shape, she's getting much closer to chubby than in shape now.

Officially off the Upton bandwagon.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/16/article-2694710-1FB058EA00000578-996_634x604.jpg

 

[Payne]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Not even close. Cannot believe how many of you think she is the hottest woman ever to walk the earth.

 

[dickey moe]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

This

 

[Otis]

While I think she's amazing when she's in shape, she's getting much closer to chubby than in shape now.

Officially off the Upton bandwagon.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/07/16/article-2694710-1FB058EA00000578-996_634x604.jpg

Oooooooooof.

 

[Otis]

My lord, some of you guys are so blinded by boobies. We could pull together an ugly woman with a bad body bit giant floppy cans and you'd be like OMG U R SO G@AY HOW DU YOU NOT LIKE THAT?!!!11

 

[(HULK)]

She's getting chunky.

Still would bang furiously.

15 more lbs and I'm out though.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

She does have an anna nicole smith thing going, i like my chics curvy

 

[maxwelledison]

Yeah, that photo really doesn't help the pro-Kate crowd.

 

[DocHolliday]

As a married guy in his 40s, my standards have fallen faster in the past few years than those big Upton jugs.

Upton is still attractive. Her rack is great. Her stomach, hips, and legs are just not good.

 

[dickey moe]

She's getting chunky.

Still would bang furiously.

15 more lbs and I'm out though.

15 more lbs and you may not be able to get in.

 

[3C's]

She's getting chunky.

Still would bang furiously.

15 more lbs and I'm out though.

15 more lbs and you may need some flour to get in.

fixed

 

[Vike Me]

She's getting chunky.

Still would bang furiously.

15 more lbs and I'm out though.

15 more lbs and you may not be able to get in.

Oh, I'll find it. Don't you worry.

 

[Otis]

Yeah, that photo really doesn't help the pro-Kate crowd.

boom

 

[Wingnut]

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Kate Upton is the most perfect female in the world.

Do you see those things? Oh my ####### gawd.

http://i.imgur.com/caj8GEk.jpg

Which things? The hips, belly, and unshapely legs? I know right??

This

 

[MikeIke]

She still looks better than my wife. I'll stay in the pro-Upton crowd, thank you very much.

 

[Wingnut]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

 

[Otis]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Eons hotter.

 

[TxBuckeye]

Upton's going to be devestated if she ever stumbles in to this thread and finds out a bunch of nerds she'd never give the time of day too are trying to convince themselves they'd have a chance with her, yet alone turn her down.

 

[Zegras11]

My lord, some of you guys are so blinded by boobies. We could pull together an ugly woman with a bad body bit giant floppy cans and you'd be like OMG U R SO G@AY HOW DU YOU NOT LIKE THAT?!!!11

Or you could just show us yours

 

[James Daulton]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

 

[NCCommish]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Eons hotter.

The true definition of super model.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

 

[James Daulton]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

 

[maxwelledison]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Eons hotter.

The true definition of super model.

Exactly. Kate is (was?) very attractive but the fact that she lived the life of Elle for even a short window is ridiculous.

 

[The Commish]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?

No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

 

[Keerock]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?

No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

Is that Steven Tyler?

 

[skol asylum]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

Is that Steven Tyler?

Good call.

 

[James Daulton]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

Is that Steven Tyler?

Good call.

You picked the worst picture of her. I don't think we're saying she'd pass for 25, but to start poking holes in her looks at 50 is

http://magazine.foxnews.com/sites/magazine.foxnews.com/files/styles/700_image/public/RT_Elle.jpg?itok=Z7rw3xvY

 

[The Commish]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

Is that Steven Tyler?

Good call.

You picked the worst picture of her. I don't think we're saying she'd pass for 25, but to start poking holes in her looks at 50 is

http://magazine.foxnews.com/sites/magazine.foxnews.com/files/styles/700_image/public/RT_Elle.jpg?itok=Z7rw3xvY

I didn't really go out of my way to analyze the picture selection. It was one of the first I saw that wasn't her at age 20, but regardless....isn't the bold what we do here? You know...what's good for the goose and all that.

And to be clear, I am NOT poking holes in her looks in the least. She's smokin' for her age but even in the pic you posted, I'd guess 40+

 

[James Daulton]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

At most. This is remarkable, particularly for a women.

Really?No question super hot....that's not the face of a 35 year old though. If just talking body...I'd absolutely agree.

Is that Steven Tyler?

Good call.

You picked the worst picture of her. I don't think we're saying she'd pass for 25, but to start poking holes in her looks at 50 is

http://magazine.foxnews.com/sites/magazine.foxnews.com/files/styles/700_image/public/RT_Elle.jpg?itok=Z7rw3xvY

I didn't really go out of my way to analyze the picture selection. It was one of the first I saw that wasn't her at age 20, but regardless....isn't the bold what we do here? You know...what's good for the goose and all that.

And to be clear, I am NOT poking holes in her looks in the least. She's smokin' for her age but even in the pic you posted, I'd guess 40+

Hey, any reason to post pics of hot chicks, no matter their age, works for me.

Aniston looks really great for her age as well.

 

[The Hardline]

A more complete set of pics from the recently discussed photo. Would still bang.

http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/16/top-ten-ew-kate-upton/

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Surprisingly, this editor's blog announcing the Washington Free Beacon is going private belongs here.

 

[shadyridr]

Surprisingly, this editor's blog announcing the Washington Free Beacon is going private belongs here.

i read it as bacon first time. ####in otis

 

[NCCommish]

Surprisingly, this editor's blog announcing the Washington Free Beacon is going private belongs here.

Ah yes Ms. I Can't Believe Men View Me As A Sex Object and I Wish They Would Just Stop, pulling down her bottoms.

 

[MikeIke]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

(to masturbate to Kate Upton pics)

 

[Otis]

Meanwhile, Elle MacPherson at 50:

http://i.imgur.com/03ct8Kz.jpg

Those are some Grade A genetics right there. Her and Brinkley remain amazing as they age.

Honestly, if you didn't know who she was and were asked "how old is the person in this picture? What would the average guess be? At most 35?

26

 

[Otis]

A more complete set of pics from the recently discussed photo. Would still bang.

http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/16/top-ten-ew-kate-upton/

Ooooof.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

(to masturbate to Kate Upton pics)

Choose them carefully.

 

[jon_mx]

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

(to masturbate to Kate Upton pics)

So that is like Justin Verlander by proxy.

 

[Stinkin Ref]

Natalia Velez, Colombian lingerie model...

Front, Back

Jealous of the bear

Dressed down

Just a little more

omfg

jesus....

game over

I couldn't take it anymore......the 10 scale starts here boys........it's all downhill after her no matter who else you bring to the party

will continue to bump this post every time I see the Hot! thread back on page one.....or until all Upton fans are converted over to Natalia

 

[Dentist]

A more complete set of pics from the recently discussed photo. Would still bang.

http://famousmisfortune.com/index.php/2014/07/16/top-ten-ew-kate-upton/

those sloppy breasts... yumm

 

[jamny]

lol...like a turtle who is turned over on his shell.

 

[Gr00vus]

lol...like a turtle who is turned over on his shell.

Not seeing any flab there. She could use a bit of tone though. Still hot.

 

[NCCommish]

lol...like a turtle who is turned over on his shell.

Not seeing any flab there. She could use a bit of tone though. Still hot.

Might want to keep that appointment at LensCrafters.

 

[Gr00vus]

lol...like a turtle who is turned over on his shell.

Not seeing any flab there. She could use a bit of tone though. Still hot.

Might want to keep that appointment at LensCrafters.

I can already see all these off the mark comments of yours just fine, thanks.

 

[NCCommish]

lol...like a turtle who is turned over on his shell.

Not seeing any flab there. She could use a bit of tone though. Still hot.

Might want to keep that appointment at LensCrafters.

I can already see all these off the mark comments of yours just fine, thanks.

And yet you miss the rolls on Kate.