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Alright, I will do this with the next one. I sometimes write back to the person and let them know they've got the wrong email address (I did in this case).
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AcerFC
Footballguy
thanks hulk. And thanks Tracy. Now what do I do with it
Thorn
Footballguy
FWIW, if you don't want to give an email, you can put pretty much anything@something.etc, so long as it has two pieces of text separated by the @ sign, followed by a dot and three letters.
(HULK)
(Smash)
thanks hulk. And thanks Tracy. Now what do I do with it
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Thorn
Footballguy
(HULK)
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I'm not going to rush into this headfirst. Lets craft something together.
Here is what Lesbotron's profile says:
Why are bi dudes creeping on my ####? I'm a dyke. Not a bi chick who has to hide behind the gay label to keep from being seen by dudes.
I'm an unapologetic and introverted ****. I'm loud, brash, unabashedly honest and that rubs people the wrong way. But assuming you can deal with all that, I'm awesome. Ask my friends.
What I’m doing with my lifeNothing. Absolutely nothing. I have no aspirations for a relationship, children or anything remotely following societal norms.
I used to work but now I spend my time sitting or laying down and doing everything in my power to keep my sciatica from having a ##### fit. It makes me tachycardic.
I’m really good atCooking and making people hate me.
The first things people usually notice about meProbably that I always look like someone pissed in my cereal. I don't know nor do I really care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodI read a lot of books. Books are tasty unless they are poorly written like Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey. Anyone who does like said books needs to be beaten with a dictionary. Literary abominations are NOT cool.
I have waaaaay too many movies to list but generally, I will watch ANYTHING with Dolph Lundgren in it. I love that guy. Mad respect for someone who gets a degree in chemical engineering and decides it's TOO easy so becomes an actor. Also anything with the Muppets. Except the new movie. #### was weak. Comedies, Action, some Drama, some Horror, a splash of Foreign and Animated. Not to be confused with Anime. No chick flicks either.
Trailer Park Boys, The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour, Spartacus, The Shield, Sons of Anarchy, Oz, Legend of Aang/Korra, True Blood, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Rookie Blue, Law and Order: SVU, South Park, Metalocalypse, Game of Thrones and some stuff I know I am forgetting.
I listen to heavy metal. The very same that makes mice kill each other rather than run through a maze. Danzig, Behemoth, Ghost, Gorgoroth, Slipknot, Type O Negative, Volbeat, Children of Bodom, Amon Amarth, Satyricon, Devildriver, etc. A lot of the music I listen to is very Anti-Christian and that pretty sums up my personal beliefs as well.
I love food. Especially good food. When I was younger, I used to get girlfriends of various cultural backgrounds just so I could meet their family and steal recipes. If you give it to me, I will eat it. Or, at the very least, try it.
The six things I could never do withoutMy dog. He completes me. If I could love, I would love him.
Aside from him, everything else is all relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutThe hundreds of pages worth of writings I have; notes, chapters and partially finished manuscripts. It's a marriage. :/
On a typical Friday night I amNetflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI'm an #######.
I'm a huge nerd/geek/dork.
I am fairly obsessed with Phantom of the Opera. The Broadway show, not the ####ty movie. I first saw it when I was 7 or 8 and since then, I've seen it about 30 times. Including with Paul Stanley and Michael Crawford. Don't #### with the sanctity that is my musical.
I don't know. Nothing about me is really private. I have had ambien-induced sex dreams about dudes, watched a woman take a load in the mouth from a horse, and I've seen the Twilight movie.
I have an unhealthy addiction to the cranberry-themed sodas found during the late fall/winter months.
I judge lesbians who have had sex with men.
I have compared sleeping with bisexual/pansexual/special snowflake women to reusing a used condom.
I think straight people need to stay the #### out of gay politics, events, bars, etc.
I have lots more but eh, gotta keep some scathing opinions to myself.
I’m looking for
No, but really. You shouldn't. Because you know you don't actually want to be my friend.
Here is what Lesbotron's profile says:
Why are bi dudes creeping on my ####? I'm a dyke. Not a bi chick who has to hide behind the gay label to keep from being seen by dudes.
I'm an unapologetic and introverted ****. I'm loud, brash, unabashedly honest and that rubs people the wrong way. But assuming you can deal with all that, I'm awesome. Ask my friends.
What I’m doing with my lifeNothing. Absolutely nothing. I have no aspirations for a relationship, children or anything remotely following societal norms.
I used to work but now I spend my time sitting or laying down and doing everything in my power to keep my sciatica from having a ##### fit. It makes me tachycardic.
I’m really good atCooking and making people hate me.
The first things people usually notice about meProbably that I always look like someone pissed in my cereal. I don't know nor do I really care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodI read a lot of books. Books are tasty unless they are poorly written like Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey. Anyone who does like said books needs to be beaten with a dictionary. Literary abominations are NOT cool.
I have waaaaay too many movies to list but generally, I will watch ANYTHING with Dolph Lundgren in it. I love that guy. Mad respect for someone who gets a degree in chemical engineering and decides it's TOO easy so becomes an actor. Also anything with the Muppets. Except the new movie. #### was weak. Comedies, Action, some Drama, some Horror, a splash of Foreign and Animated. Not to be confused with Anime. No chick flicks either.
Trailer Park Boys, The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour, Spartacus, The Shield, Sons of Anarchy, Oz, Legend of Aang/Korra, True Blood, 30 Rock, Community, Parks and Rec, Rookie Blue, Law and Order: SVU, South Park, Metalocalypse, Game of Thrones and some stuff I know I am forgetting.
I listen to heavy metal. The very same that makes mice kill each other rather than run through a maze. Danzig, Behemoth, Ghost, Gorgoroth, Slipknot, Type O Negative, Volbeat, Children of Bodom, Amon Amarth, Satyricon, Devildriver, etc. A lot of the music I listen to is very Anti-Christian and that pretty sums up my personal beliefs as well.
I love food. Especially good food. When I was younger, I used to get girlfriends of various cultural backgrounds just so I could meet their family and steal recipes. If you give it to me, I will eat it. Or, at the very least, try it.
The six things I could never do withoutMy dog. He completes me. If I could love, I would love him.
Aside from him, everything else is all relative.
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutThe hundreds of pages worth of writings I have; notes, chapters and partially finished manuscripts. It's a marriage. :/
On a typical Friday night I amNetflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI'm an #######.
I'm a huge nerd/geek/dork.
I am fairly obsessed with Phantom of the Opera. The Broadway show, not the ####ty movie. I first saw it when I was 7 or 8 and since then, I've seen it about 30 times. Including with Paul Stanley and Michael Crawford. Don't #### with the sanctity that is my musical.
I don't know. Nothing about me is really private. I have had ambien-induced sex dreams about dudes, watched a woman take a load in the mouth from a horse, and I've seen the Twilight movie.
I have an unhealthy addiction to the cranberry-themed sodas found during the late fall/winter months.
I judge lesbians who have had sex with men.
I have compared sleeping with bisexual/pansexual/special snowflake women to reusing a used condom.
I think straight people need to stay the #### out of gay politics, events, bars, etc.
I have lots more but eh, gotta keep some scathing opinions to myself.
I’m looking for
- Gay girls only
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
No, but really. You shouldn't. Because you know you don't actually want to be my friend.
Grace Under Pressure
Footballguy
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seahawk 17
Footballguy
I'm guessing she's fat and butch.
AAABatteries
Footballguy
(HULK)
(Smash)
Headshot only and wearing a ballcap forwards, but I think you're correct.
What could I possibly right to this gem of a lady?
Gianni Verscotchie
Footballguy
Are you sure you're not on the hook for Lesbotron's fishing trip?
That looks tough to beat.
That looks tough to beat.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Honestly, I want to do something wacky but I don't even know where to begin with this one.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Part of me wants to represent a lesbian that is REALLY into the movie Tron and go from there.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I'm all for catfishing the people who can't seem to understand the concept of email properly, but I think pranking an innocent visitor to the email-illiterate's page is a little on the cruel side.
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I think it's safe to at least start with changing the profile picture.
Might I suggest http://gendertrender.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/heath-atom-russell.jpg
Might I suggest http://gendertrender.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/heath-atom-russell.jpg
(HULK)
(Smash)
Lesbotron looks like she has thick skin.
I'm thinking of it more from the angle that I send out a message and prompt response from Lesbotron which then the email messer upper gets and is like WTF?!?!?
(HULK)
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(HULK)
(Smash)
I was hoping for subtle confusion, but I'll hold this gem in my back pocket for later.
(HULK)
(Smash)
Fat Nick
Footballguy
Monthly? Please...Daily my friend, Daily. Oh well...if it's not you, someone just got the gift of a lifetime. My only hope is that it takes a day to get started. If you start getting it tomorrow, let me know!
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(HULK)
(Smash)
love it.
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(HULK)
(Smash)
lols.Apparently someone named Kristy wants to buy a for and used my email. Several dealers emailed me this week while I was at Disney. I will begin fishing tonight IMO
T Bell
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flapgreen
Footballguy
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Soo I felt bad about John walking into a ####storm at the dog park this weekend so I informed Bobbie that It was all a ruse.
Bobbie doesn't get it.
Bobbie still doesn't get it.
Bobbie finally gets it and reaches out to John... John is not happy.
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T Bell
Footballguy
Soo I felt bad about John walking into a ####storm at the dog park this weekend so I informed Bobbie that It was all a ruse.
Bobbie doesn't get it.
Bobbie still doesn't get it.
Bobbie finally gets it and reaches out to John... John is not happy.
I wouldn't have cleared it up. I'd have let him walk into that buzz saw and then imagine how pissed everybody'd be as the now-involved police were laughing at them for being idiots.
flysack
Footballguy
(HULK)
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Fish on. Hoping to convince this guy to meet at his dealership after midnight some night.
Initial email:
Hi Kristy;
I wanted to make sure you see all we have available here at Leif Johnson. I have included some links that will take you to some of our inventory that may also fit your request and possibly come in at a lower price or just a better value for you. If nothing else it will give you more alternatives as you shop.
http://www.leifjohnsonford.com/specials/new-ford-specials/
Let me know what else I can do to help you.
Thanks,
Leo Light
Internet Sales
Leif Johnson Ford
www.BuyFord.com
My Response:
Leo,
Thanks for this. I'm feeling really confused with this car search. Which Ford do you think is the best? My mom keeps telling me Toyotas are the best but I really want to buy American if I can.
Thanks,
Kristy
PS: Cute smile in the pic! Love it!
Leo's Response:
Kristy,
My pleasure, that's what I'm here for. To answer your question on which Ford I think is best truly depends on what you need it to do. What do you need a vehicle for? Personal use, business use? How many people will be riding in your vehicle, will you need to tow anything?
What do you drive now? What do you like and dislike about your current vehicle?
In the last 4 years, Ford has greatly improved their product to the very top. Ford out sold every brand last year and is shooting for the same this year. As the leader in both safety and fuel economy now, it is one of the best products and THE best value in today's market. I, like you...much rather buy American, which is why I have two Ford's of my own that I love.
Come by and pay me a visit this week and we will take a look at the different options Ford has to offer. We can drive the different vehicles and I'll show you the different benefits of each and find the one that fits. What day works best?
Best,
Leo
My latest:
Leo,
Sorry for the delay in getting back. I'm a nurse and we're short handed right now, so basically all I've been doing lately is pulling double shifts and then sleeping. I don't own a car at the moment, I'm taking public transportation to and from work. Mainly I need a dependable car for commutting. I also like to take road trips to the beach or even over to Vegas when I have vacation... so I'd need to feel comfortable that I wouldn't end up stranded in the middle of nowhere. Which is the most reliable Ford?
Also, what are your hours? I'd love to come in, but I'm pretty much only free during the 3rd shift right now, which is 11 pm to 7 am. Its also when I normally sleep.
Thank you,
Kristy
Initial email:
Hi Kristy;
I wanted to make sure you see all we have available here at Leif Johnson. I have included some links that will take you to some of our inventory that may also fit your request and possibly come in at a lower price or just a better value for you. If nothing else it will give you more alternatives as you shop.
http://www.leifjohnsonford.com/specials/new-ford-specials/
Let me know what else I can do to help you.
Thanks,
Leo Light
Internet Sales
Leif Johnson Ford
www.BuyFord.com
My Response:
Leo,
Thanks for this. I'm feeling really confused with this car search. Which Ford do you think is the best? My mom keeps telling me Toyotas are the best but I really want to buy American if I can.
Thanks,
Kristy
PS: Cute smile in the pic! Love it!
Leo's Response:
Kristy,
My pleasure, that's what I'm here for. To answer your question on which Ford I think is best truly depends on what you need it to do. What do you need a vehicle for? Personal use, business use? How many people will be riding in your vehicle, will you need to tow anything?
What do you drive now? What do you like and dislike about your current vehicle?
In the last 4 years, Ford has greatly improved their product to the very top. Ford out sold every brand last year and is shooting for the same this year. As the leader in both safety and fuel economy now, it is one of the best products and THE best value in today's market. I, like you...much rather buy American, which is why I have two Ford's of my own that I love.
Come by and pay me a visit this week and we will take a look at the different options Ford has to offer. We can drive the different vehicles and I'll show you the different benefits of each and find the one that fits. What day works best?
Best,
Leo
My latest:
Leo,
Sorry for the delay in getting back. I'm a nurse and we're short handed right now, so basically all I've been doing lately is pulling double shifts and then sleeping. I don't own a car at the moment, I'm taking public transportation to and from work. Mainly I need a dependable car for commutting. I also like to take road trips to the beach or even over to Vegas when I have vacation... so I'd need to feel comfortable that I wouldn't end up stranded in the middle of nowhere. Which is the most reliable Ford?
Also, what are your hours? I'd love to come in, but I'm pretty much only free during the 3rd shift right now, which is 11 pm to 7 am. Its also when I normally sleep.
Thank you,
Kristy
