Eephus
Footballguy
Same basic setup but less size and speed to contend with.
Al O said:Pretend that for some bizarre reason an NBA team is down to four players before tip-off, but they need to have five on the court or forfeit. They decide, "What the heck? It's worth a try", and pull your ### out of the stands to suit up. Now here are the conditions:
- Nothing about you changes. You are who you are. Don't pretend super powers for the sake of this exercise.
- Since there are only five players available you'll be playing a full 48 minutes.
- The player guarding you for the majority of the game is your average defender. Not great, not horrible, average.
How many points do you score?