How many Seinfeldisms are in your repertoire? (3 Viewers)

[Gally]

.......and you want to be my latex salesman?

 

[identikit]

'Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it'

 

[Gally]

'Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it'

I use that one all the time.  

 

[Gr00vus]

I don't like this thing and here's what I'm doing with it!

 

[identikit]

George: My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Woman: I'm Victoria. Hi.

 

[parrot]

Easy big fella!

 

[Gally]

Put it in the vault

Too many people know your combination

 

[Gally]

Summer of George

 

[bostonfred]

Anyone can take reservations... the hard part is keeping the reservation 

 

[facook]

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

Forgot about that one.  It's useful when talking about people in the news like Matt Gaetz.

I use it often when my wife is peeved at me.  It *almost* always makes her laugh and cuts the tension.

 

[D-Day]

Jimmy's new in town.

I let the expletives fly

If I have some injury, cut, nick, or bandage, whenever anyone asks what happened... Raquel Welch

 

[Gally]

It's Go Time!.....Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!

 

[Gally]

Face painter

 

[Gally]

I hate the Drake!

 

[Zegras11]

When someone pulls one out, I'm always, "nice Costanza wallet you have there. "

 

[Captain Cranks]

I hate the Drake!

I LOVE the Drake!

 

[identikit]

'Soup's not a meal'

 

[Gally]

'Soup's not a meal'

What kind of soup?  was it a hearty soup like beef barley?  Did you have crackers with it?

 

[Drunken knight]

Something will happen every day that I can relate to a Seinfeld episode.  My coworkers are amazed (or is it pity?) at how often I reference the show but somehow it wasn't in the top 5 of GOAT TV shows in the FFA TV Draft.

ETA:  My coworker bought the Seinfeld board game at some garage sale and brought the question deck of cards into the office.  Every time I come into his office for something he breaks out a card and asks me a question.  I am like 98% correct all time.  

The card says moops!

 

[Gally]

Tippy Toe!.  Tippy Toe!

 

[identikit]

I need hand! I have NO hand!

 

[dkp993]

The card says moops!

I’ve been secretly super jealous of @the moopsscreen name since I joined.  

 

[dkp993]

Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!

That’s why you gotta get a real Cuban.  

 

[dkp993]

I need hand! I have NO hand!

Just speak to Man Hands.  

 

[Cowboysfan8]

I sometimes ask my wife if she thinks I’m spongeworthy 

 

[identikit]

Just speak to Man Hands.  

Kim Basinger has had them for years.

When she was clutching her Oscar, it pretty much disappeared.

 

[Drunken knight]

Who doesn’t like paella?

 

[Mookie Gizzy]

Go ahead...take the pen.

I do use that one quote a bit.

Best episode ever 

 

[Drunken knight]

That’s one magic loogie!

 

[dkp993]

Best episode ever 

I say that for about 27 episodes… lol

 

[Drunken knight]

Best episode ever 

I love the Kenny Rogers chicken, where Jerry and Kramer change apartments 

and the Mel torme banquet (don’t ban me)

 

[dkp993]

This might be my favorite all time FBGs thread  and the stock thread has made me thousands.  Lol.  

I’ve watched Seinfeld episodes at least 3-5 times a week every week for most of my adult life.  

 

[Tom Hagen]

“The sea was angry that day, my friends” any time I’m near a body of water

”Breathtaking” every time I see a baby

 

[Drunken knight]

Step off George!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The Dingo ate your Baby!

Saw a back car window sticker that said "a dingo ate my stick figure family".

 

[dkp993]

“The sea was angry that day, my friends” any time I’m near a body of water

…. Like an old man sending soup back at a deli. 

 

[Drunken knight]

Mulva?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

People who wait too long to buy a super bowl square get  "sorry, not a square to spare".

 

[Cowboysfan8]

We once had a temp at work named Eric. He screwed something up and I told my Buddy “Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe”

 He said “wtf is wrong with you?”

 

[Cowboysfan8]

Sometimes when my wife asks me if I’m going to do something I say “maybe I will Lois, maybe I will....”

 

[dkp993]

We once had a temp at work named Eric. He screwed something up and I told my Buddy “Eric the clown put it out with his big shoe”

 He said “wtf is wrong with you?”

When I use to do group new hire orientations for work and I’d get to the fire safety part I’d use the example of George knocking over the kids and old lady to get out the front door as behavior we don’t want to do.  

 

[Cowboysfan8]

When my wife asks me what I want to eat I say “it feels like an Arby’s night”

 

[sho nuff]

It's Go Time!.....Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!

You think you’re better than me?

 

[sho nuff]

There aren’t too many days that go by that I dont quote something.  Usually Seinfeld, Friends, Cheers, White Men Can’t Jump or Major League.

 

[dkp993]

When playing golf I always ask “is that a Titleist?”  
It gets laughs about 40% of the time.*
 

*a The Office reference for Office fans….

 

[Captain Cranks]

This might be my favorite all time FBGs thread  and the stock thread has made me thousands.  Lol.  

I’ve watched Seinfeld episodes at least 3-5 times a week every week for most of my adult life.  

I need to get back to it.  It's been a few years since I've watched it and that's just not right. 

 

[gump]

Sweet Fancy Moses.

I also do the George ‘finger gun and click noise’ which at the right time...and not often...usually gets laughs regardless of you being w Seinfeld fans, but they especially always love it.

 

[Brony]

That's a shame 

 

[Brony]

You don't even know what a write off is 

 

[Brony]

The Ukraine is WEAK

I've been working on a software project for the last 6 months with a development team based out of Kiev. This line comes up daily.