How many Seinfeldisms are in your repertoire? (1 Viewer)

[Brony]

Tony, that's going to be too many sandwiches 

 

[the moops]

I’ve been secretly super jealous of @the moopsscreen name since I joined.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

#1 ...used ALL the time by both me and my wife

 

[Binky The Doormat]

'Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it'

#2 of our all time used.

 

[the moops]

Anyone can take a reservation.

Love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing to get me out of bed in the morning. 

Hellllloooooo!

 

[Mookie Gizzy]

Who figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Most of the ones we use have been mentioned:

I guess it's somewhat hackneyed but haven't seen - no soup for you!

we underplay it when we use it - kind of a throw off line (but makes the point)

* we love schezwan ...almost required to say "George likes his chicken spicy" after ordering it extra spicy.   

* "Shrinkage"!!! ...to whatever may have shrunk.

* anything from Bookman's dressing down of Jerry -

"I gotta flash for ya Joy boy" 

"It's freeze-dried, it lasts forever"

"Got that? Kewpie doll?"

"That is one tough monkey"

 

[mr. furley]

It's Go Time!.....Mandlebaum! Mandlebaum!

"you think you're better than me?" is one of my favorites.

and referencing the ability to lift various weights straight up over my head kills with the kids.

 

[El Floppo]

You're a bad man. A very, very bad man.

 

[sho nuff]

When our kids were babies and has those onesies that had no legs and were basically a sack...I always pulled out some Kramer

”Well I woke up in the Hudson River in a SACK!!!”

 

[AAABatteries]

Just make love to that wall, pervert!

 

[AAABatteries]

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

 

[Phil Elliott]

All I know is I have an organizer, a secretary and a friend in my back pocket.

 

[Phil Elliott]

When someone pulls one out, I'm always, "nice Costanza wallet you have there. "

 

[Gally]

All I know is I have an organizer, a secretary and a friend in my back pocket.

I love my fancy tip calculator

 

[JaxBill]

Whenever I see a Silver Alert from South Florids on the news, I wonder when they left Del Boca Vista.

 

[shuke]

2.  I wish my brother Happy Festivus each year.

4.  "You double-dipped the chip."

5.  Whenever I make a reference to someone being gay, gotta throw in "NTTAWWT."

6.  "Giddy-up."

9.  When I don't like what you have to say, "No soup for you."

10. Of course, the ultimate de-stresser, "Serenity Now!"

The Jerk Store called...

They're real and they’re spectacular

I was in the pool!    

”these pretzels are making me thirsty”

I’m out!   

Whenever someone sneezes I say “you are sooo good lookin”

 whenever I get pissed at work I yell “GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET!!”

As are 'Get Out!'

And you want to be my latex salesman. 

He’s a close talker

The Dingo ate your Baby!

"Gold, Jerry. Gold."

Summer of George

Anyone can take reservations... the hard part is keeping the reservation 

When someone pulls one out, I'm always, "nice Costanza wallet you have there. "

“The sea was angry that day, my friends” any time I’m near a body of water

Mulva?

 "sorry, not a square to spare".

That's a shame 

You don't even know what a write off is 

All of these.  Most often are "That's a shame" and "That's not going to be good for business".

 

[JaxBill]

Oh, no, not the Puffy Shirt.

 

[identikit]

'Using your body like an amusement park!'

 

[sho nuff]

Oh, no, not the Puffy Shirt.

My daughter had a puffy like shirt thing when she was younger.  I taught her to whine to my wife “but I don’t wanna be a pirate”

 

[Gally]

I pray none of you have uromicotisis.  It could be deadly.

 

[AAABatteries]

What are you doing?!

Pleasuring you??

 

[Fly]

Dolores!

 

[Ministry of Pain]

The fact that in under 6 hours this thread is already 3 pages long, that automatically tells you there is at least 1-2 generations that this show continues to endure with 23 years later after their final episode aired. Jerry's last stand up on Netflix I think he was 65 yrs old and still making me laugh.  

I wonder sometimes if anyone is still watching that show until I see these threads and then I know for many it still is almost their favorite show of all time. I cannot remember a show where people were standing around the water cooler retelling the jokes they just heard like they did on Seinfeld and other shows from that era. 

Curb Your Enthusiasm was a nice way to ease off Seinfeld coming out of the 90s. 

 

[Gally]

The fact that in under 6 hours this thread is already 3 pages long, that automatically tells you there is at least 1-2 generations that this show continues to endure with 23 years later after their final episode aired. Jerry's last stand up on Netflix I think he was 65 yrs old and still making me laugh.  

I wonder sometimes if anyone is still watching that show until I see these threads and then I know for many it still is almost their favorite show of all time. I cannot remember a show where people were standing around the water cooler retelling the jokes they just heard like they did on Seinfeld and other shows from that era. 

Curb Your Enthusiasm was a nice way to ease off Seinfeld coming out of the 90s. 

I still can't believe it wasn't top 5 GOAT for the FFA TV Draft......Ugh....

 

[Scoresman]

I bought the 8 ball jacket for a Puddy Halloween costume one year and just kept wearing it on occasion just so I could say “You got a question, you ask the 8-ball.”  

 

[Ministry of Pain]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

"I'm not driving him to the airport"

"Schmoopie Schmoopie"

"Oh yeah, I'll tell you what's stupid...You, stupid!" 

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Whenever the Mrs likes to let one go as we're cuddling on the couch

"Rusty!"

 

[Drunken knight]

I bought the 8 ball jacket for a Puddy Halloween costume one year and just kept wearing it on occasion just so I could say “You got a question, you ask the 8-ball.”  

Sounds like an Arby’s kind of night

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Sounds like an Arby’s kind of night

"High Five!"

 

[Drunken knight]

"High Five!"

Yeah.  That’s right

 

[dkp993]

You don't even know what a write off is 

But they do and their the ones writing it off!

 

[dkp993]

“Ah, bread!”

“You’re pushing it little man”. 

 

[dkp993]

“Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie”

 

[dkp993]

“Thus ends the great ball man experiment”

 

[dkp993]

“Anytime anyone says, ‘Oh This is so good. What's in it?’ The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon.”

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

Several dozen, many of which are fairly random and apropos of nothing.

 

[The Dreaded Marco]

This would make for a great bracket tournament or multiple polls or something.  

We did a great Seinfeld draft on this forum several years ago but after spending a half hour searching for it I guess it was purged?  

I distinctly remember drafting Kramerica, the Kavorka, Mr. Kruger and Franklin Delano Romanowski for some of the later categories.  Searching all of those uncommon words was fruitless with regards to this draft.   

One of my favorite drafts we've done here.  Can anyone resurrect it? 

 

[dkp993]

One of my favorite drafts we've done here.  Can anyone resurrect it? 

Yes please, and in! 

 

[peaces]

Shut up, you old bag!

 

[FairWarning]

I wouldn’t know it if I do have one.

 

[JaxBill]

We did a great Seinfeld draft on this forum several years ago but after spending a half hour searching for it I guess it was purged?  

I distinctly remember drafting Kramerica, the Kavorka, Mr. Kruger and Franklin Delano Romanowski for some of the later categories.  Searching all of those uncommon words was fruitless with regards to this draft.   

One of my favorite drafts we've done here.  Can anyone resurrect it? 

https://forums.footballguys.com/topic/219714-official-seinfeld-draft-thread/

(thread is archived)

 

[Dan Lambskin]

“George is gettin upset!”

 

[belljr]

All of them

 

[AAABatteries]

https://forums.footballguys.com/topic/219714-official-seinfeld-draft-thread/

(thread is archived)

Lol at folks getting upset at the draft speed early on - whole thread was a week.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Frank at Festivus:

"I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it."

"I'll get the pole out of the crawl space"

"I find tinsel distracting"

 

[Charlie Steiner]

The 3rd person shtick is a favorite, but the one line I'm always looking to use, but rarely do, is:

If they were any more Cuban, Castro would have smoked them himself.

 

[Juxtatarot]

This thread makes you guys seem like a bunch of old men.  (NTTAWWT)

 

[Navin Johnson]

It moved.

 

[Bracie Smathers]

Jerry: So she just left the office and didn't say a word about anything?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: Beautiful...

Elaine:  ...  Maybe I'll go visit my mother, she bought me some new panties and they're all LAID OUT for me.