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How many times do you fart in a day? (1 Viewer)

How many times do you fart in a day?

  • None

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Once or twice

    Votes: 7 9.3%
  • 3 to 5

    Votes: 15 20.0%
  • 6 to 10

    Votes: 21 28.0%
  • 10 to 20

    Votes: 21 28.0%
  • If I'm breathing, I'm farting.

    Votes: 11 14.7%

  • Total voters
    75

MAC_32

Footballguy
Average probably isn't double digits, but if I make certain diet choices one day we're counting in dozens sometime in the near future.  Voted 6-10, but it seems like more.

 

ZenoRazon

Footballguy
I was under the impression this place was all worried about quality threads, guess not!

Farting???

 
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Poke_4_Life

Footballguy
I'm eating a lot of veggies, fruits, and nuts right now.  Eating healthy makes me fart a ton.  I'd say 20+ before noon.  

 

Don't Noonan

Footballguy
We kept a #### chart in college.  I lived on a house with three roommates.  I was the low man averaging .66 ####s a day.

As for farting, I am pretty sure I had them all beat.  Guessing 30-40 farts a day on average.

 

ShamrockPride

Footballguy
We kept a #### chart in college.  I lived on a house with three roommates.  I was the low man averaging .66 ####s a day.

As for farting, I am pretty sure I had them all beat.  Guessing 30-40 farts a day on average.
This is what you guys did in the 80s?

In resume: "Retired professional crap charter"

 

ZenoRazon

Footballguy
Hell, now I finally see my problem, here I was talking about books, sports, music, silly me.

I should have.....

What was your longest fart?

Ever thought it was fart but was wrong?

What guitar lick comes closest to sounding like your farts?

Ever record a fart?

Ever fart while making love?

Ever fart as a group?

How loud was your loudest fart?

Ever fart at a wedding?

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ShamrockPride

Footballguy
at was your longest fart?

Ever thought it was fart but was wrong?

What guitar lick comes closest to sounding like your farts?

Ever record a fart?

Ever fart while making love?

Ever fart as a group?

How loud was your loudest fart?

Ever fart at a wedding?

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:lmao:   :lmao:   :lmao:

I'm just picturing in my head a huge group of people gathering to break the Guinness Record for World's Largest Group Fart.

 

Hoh

Eater of cereal
How much time has to elapse between farts to be considered separate farts, and not just continuation farts/aftershocks?

 
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Chaka

Footballguy
Hell, now I finally see my problem, here I was talking about books, sports, music, silly me.

I should have.....

What was your longest fart?

Ever thought it was fart but was wrong?

What guitar lick comes closest to sounding like your farts?

Ever record a fart?

Ever fart while making love?

Ever fart as a group?

How loud was your loudest fart?

Ever fart at a wedding?

Ad on and on and on....
Okay, I'll play.

1) Never timed one but I'm guessing 4-5 seconds.

2) Yup (interestingly I would not put that in your "Embarasshing moments" thread(

3) It's really much closer to a percussion instrument.

4) Thought about it but never remember to when I am on a solid roll.

5) Not intentionally but yup.

6) Not as a group but in a group.

7) I don't carry a decibel meter so not really sure.

😎 Don't remember but I have probably slow played a few silent ones or crop dusted a few tables.

This is fun.

 

ZenoRazon

Footballguy
Okay, I'll play.

1) Never timed one but I'm guessing 4-5 seconds.

2) Yup (interestingly I would not put that in your "Embarasshing moments" thread(

3) It's really much closer to a percussion instrument.

4) Thought about it but never remember to when I am on a solid roll.

5) Not intentionally but yup.

6) Not as a group but in a group.

7) I don't carry a decibel meter so not really sure.

😎 Don't remember but I have probably slow played a few silent ones or crop dusted a few tables.

This is fun.
4-5 seconds?  So a footballer could run a 40 as you farted the whole run?

I;m stunned.

You need a t shirt or something, that was pretty impressive.

 

Todem

Footballguy
Easily 10 plus times a day.....hell when I wake up...I rip at least 4-5 before I even get out of bed.

Fart multiple times in my office.....have a nice supply of frebreeze in my desk. Keep stick matches on my night table to spare the wife and she does retaliate sometimes....and she has some real nose hair burning moments too.

Yeah I fart a #### ton every day and don’t give a rats ###. Feels damn good.

 
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Chaka

Footballguy
Easily 10 plus times a day.....hell when I wake up...I rip at least 4-5 before I even get out of bed.

Fart multiple times in my office.....have a nice supply of frebreeze in my desk. Keep stick matches on my night table to pare the wife.

Yeah I fart a #### ton every day and don’t give a rats ###. Feels damn good.
And they're funny. Every single one.

 

Chaka

Footballguy
In optimistic for tomorrow. High fiber day, lots of veggies, pre and probiotics. I'll try to remember to have my phone recording app open all day.

 

mr roboto

Footballguy
Poke_4_Life said:
I'm eating a lot of veggies, fruits, and nuts right now.  Eating healthy makes me fart a ton.  I'd say 20+ before noon.  
Huh. I fart when I eat carbs. Not fruit and veggies. 

 

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