Em should really listen to me. Unlike most of the FBGers, I don't have a degree. Yet I was able to rise up and elevate myself to FBG status through hard work and dedication.
I worked as a bartender. I made connections doing so. I took jobs that didn't pay much to start but got my foot in the door. Almost anyone can go work at a call center as a help desk analyst. It doesn't pay much, but it'll get you in the door.
I remember that even though I drank and partied in my 20's, I spent almost every moment I wasn't working or partying reading books that would teach me new things. I became friends with people who could further my career or teach me things that helped me.
With nothing more than a high school diploma, I have made an amazing career for myself. And at no time did I ever have a "get rich quick" scheme for an idea. My "get rich quick" scheme was hard work.
Instead of trying to learn day trading in penny stocks, you should be buying books on coding or database administration. And instead of getting high and playing Crash Bandicoot, you should be reading these books and learning life skills.
Success doesn't come easy. If it did, everyone would be rich. There's a reason most of the country is poor. It's because they are all waiting for success to be given to them or holding out for their "get rich quick" plan to finally start working.
Wake up. Life is passing you by.