how much would somebody have to pay you to eat a turd? (1 Viewer)

[lod01]

for $10M I would consider eating it as it came out.

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[lod01]

This would have to be a life altering amount. Anyone doing this for under $100k is nuts. It would have to be 7 figures before I would even entertain doing it.

Probably wouldn't be totally life altering if it was Kate Upton's and it looked like an oversized rabbit pellet. I'm still going with the $1 Million limit after taxes. By the way, hoiw do you explain that to the IRS? There's no line item for earned income eating ####.

 

[lod01]

I've watched my dog do it for years so I know it must be possible to do.

I've watched my dog lick his balls too, doesn't mean it's possible.

I'm pretty sure you could lick your dog's balls if you really tried.

I'd lick his dog's balls for a million dollars.. I wouldn't eat a turd for any amount

BS. Unless you're a multi-millionaire you'd eat a turd for 10 mil tax free and you'd be asking for another one

In fact, for that kind of jack you'd probably let the person directly deposit the turd into your mouth from their butt.

Momentary agony and discomfort for a lifetime of leisure?

He's right and that is directed at everyone.

 

[peaces]

At least twice as much as last time.

 

[Raider Nation]

100k for my own

250k for a disease free turd (not my own)

100M for a random turd that hasn't been appraised

Picturing an expert being called in on Pawn Stars...

"Hey, I'm taking all the risk here. I'm going to have to deodorize it and get it framed. It could be sitting here a LONG time."

 

[Scoresman]

100k for my own

250k for a disease free turd (not my own)

100M for a random turd that hasn't been appraised

Picturing an expert being called in on Pawn Stars...

"Hey, I'm taking all the risk here. I'm going to have to deodorize it and get it framed. It could be sitting here a LONG time."

after that much time all the bacteria would be dead and it wouldnt smell anymore

 

[Fat Nick]

This would have to be a life altering amount. Anyone doing this for under $100k is nuts. It would have to be 7 figures before I would even entertain doing it.

Probably wouldn't be totally life altering if it was Kate Upton's and it looked like an oversized rabbit pellet. I'm still going with the $1 Million limit after taxes. By the way, hoiw do you explain that to the IRS? There's no line item for earned income eating ####.

Kate Upton is no skinny, barely eating model. I'd dare to say she takes ##### as big as Verlanders'...

 

[Bonfire]

These types of questions are favorites amongst my friends at the bar. However, you always get the 'principled' person who makes sure everyone knows they are so fantastically enlightened that they would never do any of these for any amount of money. Its a buzz kill, and a lie.

Let's take this one for instance; there has to be some limit for nearly everyone right?

"Would you do it for 100 Trillion dollars, and made King of earth?" "...Nope...". BS. People back themselves into a corner and think lying about money having value to them makes them superior somehow. I agree with others who pointed out, people would change their tune if cash was in front of them.

 

[Dentist]

These types of questions are favorites amongst my friends at the bar. However, you always get the 'principled' person who makes sure everyone knows they are so fantastically enlightened that they would never do any of these for any amount of money. Its a buzz kill, and a lie.

Let's take this one for instance; there has to be some limit for nearly everyone right?

"Would you do it for 100 Trillion dollars, and made King of earth?" "...Nope...". BS. People back themselves into a corner and think lying about money having value to them makes them superior somehow. I agree with others who pointed out, people would change their tune if cash was in front of them.

Agreed, love these topics over beers.

I had a friend of mine who would also use this line of reasoning with girls.

Dude: Hey, chick, could I pay you to have sex with me?

Girl: lol, no, i'm not a whore

Dude: Well, ok, let's just say I was a lotto winner and stacked up a million in front of you, would you have secks with me then?

Girl: well, i guess for that much, I would

Dude: OK, so we've established you'll have secks for money, from here it's just a matter of negotiating the price, no?

Didn't really work well for him, but I always thought it was hilarious.

 

[gianmarco]

These types of questions are favorites amongst my friends at the bar. However, you always get the 'principled' person who makes sure everyone knows they are so fantastically enlightened that they would never do any of these for any amount of money. Its a buzz kill, and a lie.

Let's take this one for instance; there has to be some limit for nearly everyone right?

"Would you do it for 100 Trillion dollars, and made King of earth?" "...Nope...". BS. People back themselves into a corner and think lying about money having value to them makes them superior somehow. I agree with others who pointed out, people would change their tune if cash was in front of them.

Agreed, love these topics over beers.

I had a friend of mine who would also use this line of reasoning with girls.

Dude: Hey, chick, could I pay you to have sex with me?

Girl: lol, no, i'm not a whore

Dude: Well, ok, let's just say I was a lotto winner and stacked up a million in front of you, would you have secks with me then?

Girl: well, i guess for that much, I would

Dude: OK, so we've established you'll have secks for money, from here it's just a matter of negotiating the price, no?

Didn't really work well for him, but I always thought it was hilarious.

And then there's the reverse:

Girl: How much would you pay to have sex with me?

Dentist: None, I don't pay for sex.

Girl: Well, ok, let's just say I got naked here right in front of you and only wanted one penny, would you have secks with me then?

Dentist: No, I'd rather put that towards savings and retire earlier. But I'll take a dump on you for free, how's that?

 

[Dentist]

And then there's the reverse:

Girl: How much would you pay to have sex with me?

Dentist: None, I don't pay for sex.

Girl: Well, ok, let's just say I got naked here right in front of you and only wanted one penny, would you have secks with me then?

Dentist: No, I'd rather put that towards savings and retire earlier. But I'll take a dump on you for free, how's that?

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