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[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

The remainder of this post has everything needed to teach a young immigrant enough English as a second language so no one would guess he just got off the boat:

- banging like a screen door in a hurricane.

- stuffing #2 like a Thanksgiving turkey.

- yodel in the canyon.

- she tells you to go scratch

- tubesteak festival

- chase trim

Very well done

I've all but committed to voting for him in the 2008 election, even if he doesn't run. Going from a post filled with words like vacuous, to phrases like "running up in her gut until I'm attacking her ribcage" has me convinced he can get this country headed in the right direction.He's kinda like what you'd get if you combined Al Gore and Hugh Hefner.

 

[Wolf]

Thanks for the responses - it helps, I am no player (really?) so this is all a little new to me. Regarding #1 needing to be in love, the girl running the house who I have become good friends with said that was a total BS line, she has hooked up with guys in the past she was not "in love" with. No worries about me telling a girl I love her, I doubt any chick will hear that from me all summer. I am going to play it by ear - there was never any inkling of a realtionship with #1 so there is no bridge to burn, there was just harmless flirting. Forgot to mention, the 1st thing that #1 says to me when I walked into our room the Friday of Mem Day w/e was that we are sharing a bed I told her, "that's cool by me - but you do realize I am a full share right?" I'll just try to keep the nookie on the dl when any of the other girls are in the room just out of courtesy and to not ruin my chances with any of them (another one has a smoking younger sister that visits, can't be a day over 22)also just to clear something up, #1 is in my house and is one of my roommates (she is a half share). #2 is a good friend of one of the girls in the house, so chances are she will not be by a lot this summer unless I give her a reason to, so probably all the better to bang #2 while she is so eager to sleep with me

 

[Evilgrin 72]

   

The remainder of this post has everything needed to teach a young immigrant enough English as  a second language so no one would guess he just got off the boat:

- banging like a screen door in a hurricane.

- stuffing #2 like a Thanksgiving turkey.

- yodel in the canyon.

- she tells you to go scratch

- tubesteak festival

- chase trim

Very well done   

I've all but committed to voting for him in the 2008 election, even if he doesn't run. Going from a post filled with words like vacuous, to phrases like "running up in her gut until I'm attacking her ribcage" has me convinced he can get this country headed in the right direction.He's kinda like what you'd get if you combined Al Gore and Hugh Hefner.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Thanks for the responses - it helps, I am no player (really?) so this is all a little new to me. Regarding #1 needing to be in love, the girl running the house who I have become good friends with said that was a total BS line, she has hooked up with guys in the past she was not "in love" with. No worries about me telling a girl I love her, I doubt any chick will hear that from me all summer. I am going to play it by ear - there was never any inkling of a realtionship with #1 so there is no bridge to burn, there was just harmless flirting. Forgot to mention, the 1st thing that #1 says to me when I walked into our room the Friday of Mem Day w/e was that we are sharing a bed I told her, "that's cool by me - but you do realize I am a full share right?" I'll just try to keep the nookie on the dl when any of the other girls are in the room just out of courtesy and to not ruin my chances with any of them (another one has a smoking younger sister that visits, can't be a day over 22)

also just to clear something up, #1 is in my house and is one of my roommates (she is a half share). #2 is a good friend of one of the girls in the house, so chances are she will not be by a lot this summer unless I give her a reason to, so probably all the better to bang #2 while she is so eager to sleep with me

NOW you're talking !!!!!

 

[KnowledgeReignsSupreme]

Regarding #1 needing to be in love, the girl running the house who I have become good friends with said that was a total BS line, she has hooked up with guys in the past she was not "in love" with.

The "love" thing is just a game women like to run to scare away the fake ballers.

She might take an extra day or two, but it will be worth it.

 

[JAA]

I have zero respect for you and your 2nd use of the computer today

 

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Forgot to mention, the 1st thing that #1 says to me when I walked into our room the Friday of Mem Day w/e was that we are sharing a bed I told her, "that's cool by me - but you do realize I am a full share right?" 

Are you ####ing kidding me?

Please tell me this is a fishing trip.....

 

[The Commish]

Thanks for the responses - it helps, I am no player (really?) so this is all a little new to me. Regarding #1 needing to be in love, the girl running the house who I have become good friends with said that was a total BS line, she has hooked up with guys in the past she was not "in love" with. No worries about me telling a girl I love her, I doubt any chick will hear that from me all summer. I am going to play it by ear - there was never any inkling of a realtionship with #1 so there is no bridge to burn, there was just harmless flirting. Forgot to mention, the 1st thing that #1 says to me when I walked into our room the Friday of Mem Day w/e was that we are sharing a bed I told her, "that's cool by me - but you do realize I am a full share right?" I'll just try to keep the nookie on the dl when any of the other girls are in the room just out of courtesy and to not ruin my chances with any of them (another one has a smoking younger sister that visits, can't be a day over 22)

also just to clear something up, #1 is in my house and is one of my roommates (she is a half share). #2 is a good friend of one of the girls in the house, so chances are she will not be by a lot this summer unless I give her a reason to, so probably all the better to bang #2 while she is so eager to sleep with me

34?? Really?? I don't buy it

 

[Wolf]

what she thought was that I was a half share (on opposite weekends as herself) - which I inferred by her statement, that is why I gave her that line, plant a little seed if you will.

 

[Spike]

"How do you play it?"

Wear a helmet!

 

[Sabertooth]

Please explain the half-share, full-share, thing to a guy from Michigan.

 

[Wolf]

Please explain the half-share, full-share, thing to a guy from Michigan.

The way it works is one person organizes the house and pays like $XX,XXX to the realtor for the summer rental. Then the organizer recruits shares to help pay for the cost. Usually the rental is not paid until everyone pays up so the organizer is not out all that cash.Shares are typically made up of:

full shares - Can live out there the whole summer and are always guaranteed a bed

half shares - Can only go out every other weekend and get a bed on their schedule

quarter shares - Can only go out once a month and get a bed on their schedule

Some houses (like mine) allow everyone to come every weekend, but the shares are broken down by bed - each bed gets either 1 full share or 2 half shares and they have to figure out amongst themselves who gets which weekend. If both halves go up the same weekend they either share the bed (unless they are two guys) or one sleeps on the floor in a sleeping bag / aerobed.

 

[Wolf]

on a side note, I ordered a ton of meat from fresh direct:Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?

 

[JAA]

Can someone confirm non aliaii?

 

[kupcho1]

Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?

If you want to catch a big fish, use fresh, not frozen.

 

[Wolf]

Can someone confirm non aliaii?

I am an aliaii - but I am not posting in this thread with my main - that would get the thread kilt, no? People I work with check the boards, gotta protect the innocent women I invited.

 

[Wolf]

Boneless Thin-Sliced Chicken Cutlet Value Pack (4lb pack, Grade A, Standard Pack)

Chicken Wings, Bulk Pack (Bag of 35)

10 lb Fresh Ground Sirloin Hamburgers (USDA Choice)

Top Round London Broil Value Pack (pack of 4 steaks 1" thick, USDA Choice, Standard Pack)

This is getting delivered at my house on Thursday night - Freeze everything?

If you want to catch a big fish, use fresh, not frozen.

I'll assume most of it will thaw a little on my trip out there in the cooler, so I will freeze it.

 

[bakes]

Wolf, I am Jersey born and raised and spent MANY summers in LBI, Manasquan, Bradley, etc... so I know where you're coming from with the whole beach house thing.  Having a full share is like a golden ticket - and you need to parlay that into as much tang as possible.  Here's what you do, and it really is this simple....

The remainder of this post has everything needed to teach a young immigrant enough English as a second language so no one would guess he just got off the boat:

- banging like a screen door in a hurricane.

- stuffing #2 like a Thanksgiving turkey.

- yodel in the canyon.

- she tells you to go scratch

- tubesteak festival

- chase trim

Very well done

I'm still over "yodel in the canyon" - the visual is a killer.

 

[houndirish]

Even in the event this entire pipedream is fictional, I'm a bit surprised nobody's advised him to blow off 1 and 2 and take his chances with the hotties who are only there that weekend. 1 and 2 are there all summer. There should be plenty of chances for them when July rolls around.And forget about your menage a trois dreams. When you've got multiple women already sleeping in your room yet none of 'em are on your mattress you can forget about pulling off this maneuver.

 

[The Z Machine]

Ya know, I always wanted to live in NYC, but this "summering" crap is pretty friggin lame IMO.Pretentious pricks it sounds like.

 

[Getinthemix]

Pretentious pricks it sounds like.

True it is, Yoda.

 

[Wolf]

o.k. I failed macking-101

I pulled the back-to-back blackout / passout by midnight Friday and Saturday night - Frozen rocket fuels are evil. During my semi-sober hours I was getting a wierd vibe from blue eyes, turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend" And the Andie McDowell look alike missed the party. But I did win a game of Beirut so the weekend was not a total loss.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Sounds like you really crapped the bed here. Nice work.Sounds to me like you need to give up on #2, which seemed like a lock, and redouble your efforts towards #1.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Pretentious pricks it sounds like.

True it is, Yoda.

I disagree. Some people are pretentious anywhere you go, but for folks in the NY/NJ area, getting a summer house at the shore is a rite of passage. Really, it's a simple matter of going where the action is. Do you want to sit around in your boring town, or go down to the shore where you can lie on the beach all day, go to bars every night which are packed with babes, and then walk down the street past one party after another that go until 6:00 AM?

 

[Getinthemix]

Sounds like you really crapped the bed here. Nice work.

 

[Wolf]

other then the pure joy of sex, there is no potential with #2, she was WAY too quiet for my taste - very boring not much to say, if she is that boring in conversations - I can just imagine how much of a yawner she would be in the sack.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

But I did win a game of Beirut so the weekend was not a total loss.

I don't know what this is, but you should have challenged #2 to a quick game of "Barbecue." You know, she lies down, and you throw your meat on her grill.

 

[Wolf]

Pretentious pricks it sounds like.

True it is, Yoda.

I disagree. Some people are pretentious anywhere you go, but for folks in the NY/NJ area, getting a summer house at the shore is a rite of passage. Really, it's a simple matter of going where the action is. Do you want to sit around in your boring town, or go down to the shore where you can lie on the beach all day, go to bars every night which are packed with babes, and then walk down the street past one party after another that go until 6:00 AM?

Some areas like the hamptons can be pretty pretentious - but my place is not there, I have never been there, and I don't think I would like it. Fire Island on the other hand is pretty hot - almost like a sailing community, people are all laid back, not many cars on the island just bikes and golf carts - and when it's 90 degrees in the city and only high 70's @ FI it's a no brainer where I am spending my weekends. The only neg are the duggies (drunk urban geeks) that come on the ferry on Friday/Saturday nights to invade our bars.

 

[Wolf]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house

 

[Evilgrin 72]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

Either that or it will be with a girl that looks like she ran through a hungry village with a steak on her face.

 

[pricklypete]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

nah I just have to not be celebrating my birthday and accepting shots from everyone in the house

Now I am not saying this to be a smartass. Have you ever gotten laid before? What kind of experience do you have with women. From what I am hearing it is quite limited. Would this assumption be correct?

 

[mr. furley]

But I did win a game of Beirut so the weekend was not a total loss.

I don't know what this is, but you should have challenged #2 to a quick game of "Barbecue." You know, she lies down, and you throw your meat on her grill.

 

[mr. furley]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

Either that or it will be with a girl that looks like she ran through a hungry village with a steak on her face.

this is your thread now EG72.

 

[Wolf]

turns out I had "3-some" on my mind and she got po'd when I asked her if she was into chicks, I think the actual words I used were, "I want you to hook up with a girl this weekend"

No game. None. If you get laid this summer, there will certainly need to be roofies involved.

Either that or it will be with a girl that looks like she ran through a hungry village with a steak on her face.

I like steak.

 

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o.k. I failed macking-101

I pulled the back-to-back blackout / passout by midnight Friday and Saturday night - Frozen rocket fuels are evil.

How old are you again?

I honestly hope this is a fishing trip.... for this poor *******'s sake......

Zero game with the ladies and he still drinks like he's in high school.... do you have Loser printed on your forehead as well?

 

[Wolf]

You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,How are you feeling this fine Monday? I am exhausted. I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun. I got too much sun on the beach yesterday. I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you. I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries. Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

 

[DPRugby]

After reading all 3 pages, I'm gonna have to go read Homer Simpson's date recap again to get the foul taste out of my mouth of this thread. EG72, you're en fuego! Wolf - dude, really... look at your hand and smile at it, cause that is the only action you're gonna see this summer.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

You should seize this opportunity to e-mail back :"Yeah, I had a great time. I am truly sorry for some of the things I said, but I'd still like to see you with another woman. Any chance of that happening next weekend? If not, I'm going to try to hook up with <#1> so if you could let me know up front, that woiuld save me some time. TIA, will answer yours. Glllllllllll peas."

 

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You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday? I am exhausted. I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun. I got too much sun on the beach yesterday. I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you. I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries. Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

:damagecontrol:

 

[The_Hunchback]

So one of the girls wasn't there meaning you had the other all to yourself. Instead of trying to hook up with her you decided to drink yourself into a stuper and pass out not once but twice and saying some stupid stuff to her in the process.This is either a fishing trip or someone bats for the other team.

 

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You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday? I am exhausted. I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun. I got too much sun on the beach yesterday. I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you. I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries. Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

You should seize this opportunity to e-mail back :"Yeah, I had a great time. I am truly sorry for some of the things I said, but I'd still like to see you with another woman. Any chance of that happening next weekend? If not, I'm going to try to hook up with <#1> so if you could let me know up front, that woiuld save me some time. TIA, will answer yours. Glllllllllll peas."

 

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Score:Full Shares : 0Half Shares : 5

 

[Wooderson]

:(Only one of the two girls show up.... It's your birthday..... Beer is flowing... At a beach house... And you can't parlay this into a roll in the hay. The stars were all lined up for you and you pissed it down your leg. Have a great summer.

 

[mr. furley]

You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

You should seize this opportunity to e-mail back :"Yeah, I had a great time. I am truly sorry for some of the things I said, but I'd still like to see you with another woman. Any chance of that happening next weekend? If not, I'm going to try to hook up with <#1> so if you could let me know up front, that woiuld save me some time. TIA, will answer yours. Glllllllllll peas."

you're on fire right now

carpe diem!

 

[Evilgrin 72]

You guys must think I act like this every freaking weekend, get a grip - you are allowed to act like a jackass 1 day out of the year aren't you?

btw looks like I can still reel in blue eyes, just got an email from her:

Hi <Wolf>,

How are you feeling this fine Monday?  I am exhausted.  I stayed out there later than I had wanted to yesterday but it was fun.  I got too much sun on the beach yesterday.  I just want you to know that even though I said it yesterday I am not mad at you.  I know that you were drunk and having fun, it was your birthday so somethings that you said were funny and some were a little less funny...but it's cool no worries.  Did you enjoy your birthday weekend???

You should seize this opportunity to e-mail back :"Yeah, I had a great time. I am truly sorry for some of the things I said, but I'd still like to see you with another woman. Any chance of that happening next weekend? If not, I'm going to try to hook up with <#1> so if you could let me know up front, that woiuld save me some time. TIA, will answer yours. Glllllllllll peas."

you're on fire right now

carpe diem!

Gracias, amigo.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

]Score:

Full Shares : 0

Half Shares : 5

 

[texasyankee]

After reading all 3 pages, I'm gonna have to go read Homer Simpson's date recap again to get the foul taste out of my mouth of this thread. EG72, you're en fuego!

Wolf - dude, really... look at your hand and smile at it, cause that is the only action you're gonna see this summer.

It is funny because both of these threads will continue for a while with updates and it appears that both wolf & HJS are doing a good job updatingWolf - sounds like you are dogding a bullet and still have a shot with the girl. I would email back saying thanks for being so cool. looking forward to seeing you next weekend (and maybe playing a game of BBQ) - the stuff in the parentheses is optional of course

EG - you my freind are rollin' keep it up.

 

[Wolf]

I think I did pretty good damage control (no response yet)...

Well I am glad you are not mad, and I am truly sorry for my behavior, I do not like to get that drunk and I am actually glad I crashed so early on Friday and Saturday since it limited the amount of damage I could do to any of the credibility I still had left. Hopefully you still had a good time over the weekend, I was a little bummed that so many people cancelled at the last minute, maybe more will show up on July 8th (next party). It also seemed like we did not get a chance to hangout much, maybe next time. You seem like a good person with a big heart, I like those qualities.At the beginning of the summer, I said to myself that I was going to try to make it out to FI every weekend, but I think I need to take a week off, my apt. needs some work, I have been neglecting it and need to give it a little love this week. I might have some friends over later in the week if I can get it presentable - I need to pick up an AC as well. I'll keep you in the loop if you want to come to the big apple, I have some left over food that never made it out on the trip - too much for me, some good stuff too like clams / burgers / pasta salad / vegetable crudite. Well I gotta get back to the grind...Talk to you soon!-wolf

funny thing is on the ferry ride back, one of the guys in the house sat next to her and when he was chatting her up, he asked her if she likes girls! It was classic, he had no idea that was what I said to get her riled up the previous night, her response to him was, have you been hanging out with <wolf> or something? And he followed it up with something like, "no, you just seem like the kind of girl that would be into that sort of thing"(!)

 

[Hipple Long Ware & Peete]

look, your 34 and you dont have this figured out? Its one thing to be an alias, but a bad one?

1. You do not have any 'talks' with these wimmins about 'relationships', 'love', other girls, etc. Aviod the subject like the plague. Say "Im just trying to chill out this summer."

2. If the girls want to sleep with you, they will find a way. This can be through crashing your bed, getting you drunk etc. They will seek you out, you do not need to be pimpin on them at all. You are at the beach, the weather is beautifull, and the booze is flowin. You do not need to make a commitment for fluid exchange.

3. Ditch any girl that wants you to make a summer commitment. There are too many at the beach.

4. Get off this stupid message board and get to tagging

7. profits